Thursday, December 27, 2007

Random Photos Part One

Jessica Alba almost looks nice now that she is pregnant. Cash is still an asshole and is that Steve Nash walking with them? It sure looks like him but I can't imagine that he is friends with Cash. I thought he had more class than that.
Somewhere under all that fur is Goldie Hawn. Until I grew too heavy I really enjoyed skiing. What I don't miss though is being on vacation and looking as cold and miserable as Kate Hudson does in this photo. Of course much of that misery she brought in herself so maybe it is not just the cold.
The problem I see with Katie Holmes down the road is that when she finally does turn 40 everyone of us is going to think she is already 60. No more photos of Katie Holmes coming out of stores in 2008. No more photos of her walking down the street with Suri. Yes to pictures of her kicking Tom Cruise right in the balls. Assuming she can find them of course.
"One for you and one for me." I know. I am a horrible person and will go to hell I am sure. No, Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't fat, but I just couldn't help myself. I also don't care if she is pregnant although a shotgun wedding would explain lots of things.
"Mommy. Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him with you in a long time."
Johnny Depp for your pleasure.
And because I'm a nice guy I will throw one more of him in for you. Sorry for the Tim Burton part, but I know some of you really don't mind at all if he was around also.
Tracy is now performing under the name Doogie Howser to avoid the Black Crusaders.
Love Ralphie May, but when someone weighs as much as me, it is time to think about gastric bypass. Seriously, you need to stick around Ralphie and you aren't going to be around very long like this.
If you are ever in LA, you have to call the Improv and find out if Ron Jeremy is performing that night. And no, I'm not talking about a live porn show. The guy really is funny.
Not so funny is the way Melanie Griffith continues to transform into a caricature of herself. Hopefully Dakota is doing great after her rehab stint. Spending time with Melanie is probably not the best way to give up wanting to drink though.
This is about as good as Keanu Reeves has looked in a long time so this must be from the set of a film.

37 comments:

Joseph said...

Who is Johnny Depp's tailor, Stevie Wonder?
That first pic looks like he borrowed one of his Dad's suits. That is if his Dad were in the mob and lived on LI. Or, say if his dad had a show on the WB.

Kristen S. said...

HHmm...some cryptic captions in there EL. Could we have some BI hints in the pics today? Maybe?

Robert said...

"Mommy. Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him with you in a long time."

Well, I guess we got the answer to the blind about the actor kicked out of the house a little because of cheating, but a lot because he doesn't wanna get help.

And does anyone else think the answer to the blind about the young girl who was molested by her mom although the father denies it is about Dakota Johnson and Melanie Griffith??

"Spending time with Melanie is probably not the best way to give up wanting to drink though." - this could be because of Melanie's past with drinks and drugs, but also the answer to the blind.

Eve Montana said...

any news on shia labeouf? sorry, he's my guilty pleasure of the moment.

Twisted Sister said...

If you'd read the captions under the pics before lifting them off of other sites, you'd know that's not a photo from a movie KR is shooting. The young girl is a fan who stopped him to ask about acting because she's pursuing that as a career.

Twisted Sister said...

Robert, you're right, which means that he is NOT the answer to TJ and the hooker.

Robert said...

Twisted - I always thought it was Damon anyway, but it COULD have been Affleck and his issue (whatever it is, drugs, whatever) screwed up the agreement and arrangement he had with the wife. But I agree it's Damon. I JUST went online today to see if there was any news about an adoption. Should be coming up in about 2-3 months, right? The original blind came out in may of 2007.

DNfromMN said...

ent, don't ban suri pictures. she's an adorable baby! (And I hate kids.)

Johnny Depp was wearing a knee-length watch-chain? Is he a 14 year old dope-smoking hackeysack playing skateboarder now?

30 rock reference (black crusaders), yay! There are some more episodes left before filming stopped.

Twisted Sister said...

Robert - I would think the 2 - 3 month time frame would be correct. The reason I ruled out Ben with this blind is because the hiring of the TJ hooker as a nanny and the adoption were with the blessing of wifey. If Jen tossed Ben's ass for cheating, then the guy with the TJ hooker must be someone else, I think.

Yes, we'll be looking for updates on this one, to be sure, but I'm still bummed if it's Damon.

Pope-rah said...

actually I believe that's Keanu's god-daughter

brendalove@gmail.com said...

"....looking as cold and miserable as Kate Hudson does in this photo. Of course much of that misery she brought in herself so maybe it is not just the cold."

Is this our addict that's trying to kick during the holidays?

jax said...

nope Lainey ruled her out.

i dont think he's banning suri katie pics..i think he's saying there won't be any more..maybe Tom is the douche who cheated.Crazy? its all a ploy to prove that he can't be gay if he keeps cheating on his wife with 'another woman'.

parissucksliterally said...

wow, ENT- did you and Kate Hudson have a falling out? You NEVER used to say anything bad about her.
Maybe she IS the subject of that BI......

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Kory said...

First Matt Fox, then Keanu?

Ok, I wish.

Dijea said...

I think that is Steve Nash, (huge b-ball fan especially of his ex-team the mavericks) but you are right - strange bedfellows.

Majik said...

That is DEFINITELY Steve Nash.

Wasn't there a blind not too long ago about someone kicking someone else in the pills? Could that be what Enty means when he says, "Yes to pictures of her kicking Tom Cruise right in the balls."?

Miss X said...

I thought Ben was the answer to the BI about the dad kicked out of the house. I haven't seen pics of him with Jen & Violet in a while.

Good for Jen for taking a stand. I just hope he does get the help he needs.

Am I the only one who likes Keanu? He's really nice to look at, even if he isn't a good actor.

Suzy said...

Ralphie May had a gastric bypass a few years ago and talked about it on many tv shows, including Leno.

N said...

a 2 x johnny day - sweet! and despite him dressing more and more like burton every day he still gets my heart a fluttering.. though I did just digest boxing day leftover lunch with a series 1 of jump street so I may be delusional...

Twisted Sister said...

miss x, I like Keanu, too, although he does come off like he's dumber than a box of rocks. Pretty to look at, though!

princess pea said...

joseph--you crack me up. My thoughts exactly!

liveunderarock said...

No more shopping robot. (gives Ent. standing ovation)

Tim Burton was in one of the photos with Johnny Depp? He had on a suit and a watch???
Damn, my x-ray vision needs an adjustment to include minor details. hee hee.

kellysirkus said...

I feel like there are SO MANY reveals in these photos.

a little taste of things to come, Enty?
You so sly!

kellysirkus said...

wait, I thought Steve Nash was lwell over 6 feet tall. Isn't Cash a shorty? How tall is JA?

muccimooch333 said...

I saw Sweeny Todd this afternoon and it was WONDERFUL..............

Mia said...

didn't garner and affleck specifically say they don't do photo ops together to downplay the bennifer madness?

C.J. said...

Ben was in Europe and Africa for two weeks before returning to NYC on Dec. 20--there are reports and pictures on that. According to Gawker, Ben was seen with Jen on Christmas Eve in Banana Republic. He was also photographed the day after Christmas walking with Jan's father in NYC, according to Wenn Photos. He was seen this morning coming from the gym glowering at the papz--there's pictures.

Les Suckno For President said...

1. I think Ent Lawyer just told us that Kate Hudson is a junkie. Makes sense, since her ex husband is a junkie and Owen Wilson is a junkie.

2. Jennifer Love Hewitt has an enormous ass. I don't know why no one is willing to say it, but she is a fat assed woman.

Jerry said...

Les Suckno for president sez...

Jennifer Love Hewitt has an enormous ass. I don't know why no one is willing to say it, but she is a fat assed woman.

If you're referring to that one picture of her in the bikini, I gotta tell ya...you're wrong. She's not fat-assed and doesn't have an ENORMOUS ass. She has a normal ass which, unfortunately, you're not allowed to have in Hollywood.

And since I always preferred a woman who's got something to hold onto, she looks pretty damn good to me.

__-__=__ said...

It's a cellulite ass. With her money she should eat better food. I know I would.

Melissa said...

Uh, genetics give you cellulite, not food. Look it up.

Fabiola Thing said...

Melissa-THANK YOU! Finally, someone speaks the truth! All these people saying JLH should just eat better and work out more and she'll get rid of the cellulite. It doesn't work that way.

Robert said...

Plus - remember this blind from back in July??? -
Quick but dirty. A list actress, maybe even A+ no discernible boyfriend, but definitely pregnant.

Anyone think Eva is the actress??

Twisted Sister said...

Robert - Eva isn't even A list, let alone A+, so I don't agree with you on this one.

RagDoll said...

Indeed, Keanu R.'s purported "goddaughter" Isabelle. Her Mom is Brenda Davis, and it's been long rumored that Mr. Reeves is the teen's Father, and not simply her god-father.

bluegirl said...

Does anyone know who the guy is with Ron Jeremy?