Thursday, December 13, 2007

Today's Blind Items

#1 This recently engaged funnyman isn't taking so well to the whole commitment thing. Our funnyman is a former television star and now a struggling film actor. Going from the top to the bottom kind of sucked. His affianced is in the business and loves him because she doesn't know that she he is going to see his agent or manager or to a meeting, he is really heading off for some adult fun with playthings he meets when he is out and about. It is amazing how one man with hardly any career left can meet with his people so many times in one week.

#2 This actress is so new on the scene that it is scary that she is already the subject of a blind item. Television actress and young on a new (this season) network show. A modest hit if you will. Maybe better than modest. At a recent party, she saw some people who had brought some coke. Being the idiot our young actress is, she said something along the lines of that now she is on a hit show, she wanted to see what all the fuss was about, and wanted to try coke. So try it and try it she did for most of the night. Enough so that the two guys providing it had to get some more. When informed how much they had spent and she had snorted, she offered to help pay, but they wanted more. So our actress who had the big break has now snorted coke at a party and been banged by two guys for the privilege. Can't wait to see what the other cast members are doing.

58 comments:

donna said...

chris katton for #1 .. maybe

Gillian said...

I was thinking David Allen Grier. He was on an LA radio show yesterday talking about how he is ess than thrilled to be tied down. I might be wrong though b/c he said he is getting hitched b/c of a baby girl on its way. Hmmm....

Kristen S. said...

David Allen Grier is not gay?

DNfromMN said...

I'm wondering if #2 isn't from Gossip Girl. Blake Lively?

Gillian said...

Ha ha ha he may have had his moments but from what i hear he is quite the womanizer. I know he took a hooker to the VMA's one year.

Gillian said...

I was thinking the same thing for #2

Kelly said...

Def. Blake Lively. Thats the only new "modest hit" with a newish actress

Zeke said...

Noooo! Not Blake. Surely it has to be one of the other two Gossip Girls - please?

Selena said...

thinking that halle pantera girl from heroes for #2.

Hmmm #1 is.... vince vaughn? is he engaged yet?

kevin said...

Sounds like I need to start dealin.

Twisted Sister said...

I don't think Hayden Panettiere is the answer for #2, Selena. She's been around for a long time.

Twisted Sister said...

Kristen, David Alan Grier is not gay and was just married over the summer to wife number two.

Honestly, I was thinking Eddie Murphy, but based on previous blinds, I'm not sure he's into the honey's.

jilliansparker said...

#1 could be jimmy fallon. he just got engaged to drew barrymores partner nancy. and he hasn't been in anything lately?

#2 I'm going with Blake. man, she must not be too smart.

jax said...

what jillian said.

me lazy.

Dijea said...

Its second season for Heroes, so definately not Hayden. But not sure who it could be, but if they keep that up, maybe they won't be around long.

Gillian said...

Yeah where did Jimmy Fallon go? SNL sure seems like a hit or miss for careers huh?

Brenda22 said...

Maybe the other girl from GOssip Girl...Leighton Meester (sp?). Blake seems much too level-headed.

Twisted Sister said...

Jimmy Fallon - the idiot boyfriend. Great guess.

Kory said...

#1 is Chris Kattan, I thought of him first because he was so great on SNL. I loved the Mango skits. He recently got engaged to Sunshine Tutt.

jindi said...

the blind doesnt say she is the star of the hit show, just that she is on it.

could be blair waldorf - she's a pothead already.

Kelli said...

maybe the blond from Chuck?

Twisted Sister said...

OFF TOPIC -

Jodie Foster just came out, so that answers THAT blind.

jax said...

twist that was the unblindiest blind item ever..my Nana just posted that on Facebook. lol.

ashley said...

def sounds like one of the gossip girl chicks for #2

RandomRamblings said...

1. I have no clue.

2. Definately Blake Lively. It fits all the clues.

I hate to be the bearer of drug news, but Leighton Meester was already caught using drugs (in public no less) by Radar Magazine. So it can't be her as she is already a drug user (and reports are that she has been for some time).

ashley said...

I agree that #1 is Jimmy Fallon and #2 is Blake Lively

ashley said...

I agree that #1 is Jimmy Fallon and #2 is Blake Lively

Twisted Sister said...

I thought so, too, Jax, but not everyone guessed her.

Wow, your Nana sounds cool. I want a Nana like that. Why isn't she posting here? ;-)

ashley said...

on a side note, there are two ashley's I thought you couldn't replicate screen names

Liz said...

I like the Jimmy Fallon guess!

I thought gossip girl too, but don't watch the show to be able to guess who it could be.

kelsey said...

not black for #2! sigh that would be sad. she seems like a level-headed person. =\

jax said...

lol..merely a joke. but i did receive an email about facebook in 50 years..it was hilarious.

Jackie just added the Meals on Wheels application.

Gordon Smith joined the group I like to Stop Suddenly in the street.

LOL!

Kory said...

Jimmy Fallon works too. He was recently engaged to Nancy Juvonen and actually works a bit better than the CK guess. Nancy is a producer and Sunshine (damn hippies!) is a model.

SUE said...

Lainey is also slavishly devoted to Gwynneth Paltrow who has a smothering family, a dying marriage AND little kids. It's possible that this is her.

femconsult said...

#1 is definitely Jimmy Fallon and Nancy Juvonen. He's been long rumored to have a drinking and coke problem and there have been internet accounts of him hitting on girls when Nancy isn't around.

Marcie said...

#2 can't be Blake Lively 'cause she's not a newcomer - she was in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, no? i'm going with Leighton Meester.

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Susan said...

Samaire Armstrong from Dirty Sexy money? She checked into rehab a few weeks ago, seemingly out of nowhere.

Miss X said...

#1 My first thought was Jimmy Fallon. Which makes me sad b/c I love him. Even if his movies aren't great.

#2 no idea

kellysirkus said...

wow! if you flipped one line in #1 from film to TV that blind would fit perfectly for CHARLIE SHEEN.
His fiancee is behind-the-scenes in the biz.
I would be shocked if he wasn't heading out to meet playthings.
I'm pretty sure Brooke knew exactly what she was getting, though. (I'm sure Denise did, too, but she likes playing the martyr card so whatevs)

twitch said...

I think #1 is Tim Allen - no idea about #2.

Julie said...

i was thinking jim carrey for #1
but are him and Jenny McCarthy engaged?

Molly said...

I think its the girl who plays jenny.

schneefloeckli said...

I'm pretty sure #2 is about one of the Gossip Girl girls. Remember the pic Ent posted recently with the main characters asking us to keep an eye out on how they'll look and behave in a year or so.

GammaGirl said...

1. I'm thinking its an SNL vet. Jimmy Fallon seems to be the most plausible, but I could also be sold on Charlie Sheen.

2. It's gotta be someone on "Gossip Girl", but I'm giving Blake Lively the benefit of the doubt. Her family is in the Industry so I doubt she would be ignorant to the dangers of coke.
My vote goes to Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) or the girl who plays Jenny (she's only 16)

Twisted Sister said...

Jax, how funny! You could get a lot of material out of that. But I still think Grandma Jax should come post here....lolol.

Ashley, I think two people with the same name CAN post here. Someone else had this problem, maybe two people, but I can't recall who they were now.

KS said...

yeah, my guess is the girl who plays jenny humphrey, she is so young and innocent looking. leighton doesn't have that squeaky-clean of an image.

tigereye said...

wait wait, did Jodi foster actually come out or were you just jerkin our chain? =)

trashtalker said...

Dumb question: Is CW a "network" show? I thought "network" meant ABC, CBS, NBC or Fox.

muccimooch333 said...

My first guess for the "funny man" in #1 was Sacha Baron Cohen.
The tv show: Da Ali G Show
Affianced in the business: Isla Fisher

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Lucy said...

My guess for #1 is Jimmy Fallon. He just got engaged and is so cute that even though he isn't working, he can still pull in the poon.

#2 - could be any hollywood newcomer on any show.

Carla said...

Re an older blind, today Lainey wrote about Nic Cage's career, wondering if his wife has very expensive taste and that's why he needs to work for the money.

hello kitty said...

Re: Lainey

Seems like a few of her blinds seem to be the same as ones here, except that they may be filled out a with different details.

Or perhaps I've been spending too much time online and all the blinds are seeming to repeat. I mean how much of this stuff is urban myth and how much it real???????

BTW, Sasha Barron Cohen isn't struggling in the least right now.

Twisted Sister said...

tigereye, no jerky da chain. Here's a link:

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article3040426.ece

JustinD said...

Chris Kattan is a great guess.

LB said...

Michelle Ryan from the Bionic Woman.