Friday, April 25, 2008

Didn't Take Pink Long


Two months sounds about right for a grace period after a two year marriage. By grace period I don't mean dating, I mean shacking up. Pink is reportedly letting her new boyfriend move into her Malibu house.

The new dude is Todd Morse and I think the reason Pink likes him so much is because she wants a shot at Morse's boss. Morse happens to be one of the Licks, as in Juliette Lewis and the Licks. "Hey what do you for a living?" "I'm a lick." I come from a long line of backups. My grandfather used to be a Pip, my dad was a Cruiser, and now I'm a Lick."

I bet you are a Lick. Maybe that's the reason she likes him. I just think there should be some longer period before you go shacking up. I mean show a little respect. You made such a big production about how there was no cheating or fighting, and that Carey Hart was the love of your life. Doesn't really seem like it.

9 comments:

Tom Cruise is Satan said...

Pink's cunt is well used.

jax said...

lovely.

Twisted Sister said...

Jax, you beat me to it. Try cleaning that up a bit, will you? Some people are at work.

pricolatino said...

Oh leave the poor girl alone... can't you see she's already busy trying to reach a roid?

lyz said...

Man, Pink is CLASSY!

sillyme said...

Again I say that Les Suckno/Tom Cruise is Satan needs to find another blog for his disgusting posts.

not said...

Or maybe Pink is just another irrational girl who really doesn't know what she's doing and believes happiness is being in a relationship regardless if it's healthy or not.

Sylvia said...

I thought Tom Cruise is Satan was Sicko's twin LOL. You really need to wash your mouth with soap.

MissBliss said...

Oh yeah and im sure Carey Hart has been incredibly respectful and hasnt even so much as checked out another girls rack since splitting with Pink.
Hey ENT, maybe someone who has been through 4/5/6 divources (I can never keep track!) such as yourself, shouldnt be so quick to throw stones ;) LOL.