Wednesday, April 23, 2008

You Can Only Fake It So Long


Kelly Brook and Billy Zane are both back on the market as they have called it quits. Lets see. I think it was about a five year engagement where every couple of months one side or the other would leak that the couple was so close to marriage. Please. This "couple" was one of my very first blind item reveals. There was no way on this earth they were ever going to get married. I did think they would be engaged for a few more years, but I think that last trip to the beach a few months back was the end. There was Kelly Brook distracting the world by getting naked everyday on a beach while Billy did his best Elton John meets Marlon Brando laying half naked on the beach.

Kelly broke up with Billy. This is of course after she released a statement saying they hoped to get married this year. They said that over and over and over. Finally, I think they both realized how ridiculous it was to keep saying that and not doing it. I think maybe since her father passed away that maybe now she feels like she doesn't have to hide anything anymore.

22 comments:

jax said...

aha! so you are essentially saying she's gay too? otherwise what would she be hiding? and what does that say about Jason Statham??? they dated a for awhile too and there have been some rumours about him as well...interesting EL.

kris_r said...

NOOOOOOO...Not Jason....I think I'm going to have to go home sick now...

Alpine Summer said...

Jax: Wasn't the blind something about how she wasn't going to marry him, or any man? I think this is one of the instances where the rumors (perhaps including Jason Statham) are right. I think Ent is saying that maybe she didn't want to come out because her dad would be ashamed/disappointed/something.

Alpine Summer said...

p.s. If that's not the right blind, then sorry. When I first came to the site, I read all the blinds and reveals that were posted previously . . . but that has been a while ago, now.

shiny_special_one said...

Who is her dad?

shiny_special_one said...
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mngddess said...

Jax, Jax, Jax, puh-Leease stop saying, rumoring, MENTIONING that certain hunky, wanna-have-a-go-round actors are gay. NOT Jason Statham. He OOZES maleness. DO you hear me? OOZES. And from what I've read he was very hurt when Kelly broke up with him.

Stop bursting my bubble. I don't wanna have to increase the meds, you know?

And if you even think to mention Hugh Laurie as gay I will throw myself off the tall end of this blog.

Mooshki said...
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Jac said...

Hmmmmm her reason/excuse....
She's too young at 28 to get married, me smells bullshit....

Mooshki said...

Yes, PLEASE don't ever hint at Statham being less that 100% hetero. I don't want to lose one of my best friends to suicide.

Elle said...

Billy Zane is a troll.

But, Jason Statham is the hotness. No one who's into dudes would break up with him....

And, please don't let him be into dudes either!

jax said...

LOL sorry kids he shot a few flicks up here and the gays were a buzzin...BIG TIME. and the places he was frequenting were not subtle.

Pinky said...

Alpine - you've got the right blind. It was Kelly he was outing not, Billy. However...

http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/forum/thread/gossip/6297754/page-1.html

And Cyn, calm the f*ck down and take deep breaths, baby. It's gonna be alright. Jason still has the hots for you, I swear ;)

jax said...

pinky i think that was a troll..although how juicy is THAT?

Pinky said...

Jax - you think it was Les..no? ;)

mngddess said...

Pinky - I have found a brown paper bag and am breathing deeply...

And BTW - if I travel on out to LA sometime this year, can I buy you lunch? I am still beating myself up for missing the tour.

mngddess said...

And Pinks - check the photo to the right. If Hugh were single I'd rather have him. I'd lie under the piano and he could play for me all day.

jax said...

no it just read like some homophob 14 year old kid in the basement..lol.

Pinky said...

Sure Cyn - problem is I changed jobs. Am no longer affiliated there.

Feebes said...

OMG Billy Zane is gay? Nut uh! Another reason not to shave my legs.

mngddess said...

Pinky: AAAARRGH!!! The things I miss. So I hope you got a better paying and more challenging job.

Cyn

Spring Luvr said...

Wow, Kelly Brook is even hotter now that she was before, to me anyway. BTW, her thong is clearly visible through that dress if you click the pic. Can't imagine going out like that in public myself, but then again I'm not a star. Or a cute girl.

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