Thursday, April 24, 2008

Amy Winehouse Is Losing It Fast


So when it is 3am and you don't have cab fare home, what is a girl to do? Call dad who happens to own a taxi right? Nope, instead head butt the guy who offers to pay for the cab and while you are at it, take your crack ass and assault two other people. Amy Winehouse faces charges in an incident eerily similar to the one outlined above. Amy Winehouse is being investigated, and if found to have committed the alleged deeds and convicted could face up to six months in jail. That is a bunch of ifs so it probably won't happen. What has happened though is that the guy who wanted to help has got a pretty serious injury, while Amy who was allegedly stoned out of her mind, was just laughing.

Her act is getting really tiresome. In five years we are ll going to wonder what happened to Amy. Either she will be dead or will be trying to make a comeback on drug shattered vocal cords.

14 comments:

Irishstayc said...

I think 5 years is an reaching for it EL i would say 2 at the most. and is that a 12 yr old girl holding her up?

adrian said...

She looks like a gargoyle being strangled by a giant.

Spring Luvr said...

If that's a 12 y/o girl holding her up, then Amy must be about 3' 7"....oh man thats funny

Jesse D said...

If this is true, she should be prosecuted criminally and sued civilly. Physically harming another human being because your skinny crackhead ass did not get what you want is not f*cking acceptible. Kudos to the victims for not beating this skinny little crackhead down.

sheetrock said...

Sounds like it is time to reward her with more music awards. The more you fuck up, the more awards you get! That's how it works -right? Stupid, stupid, bitch.

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

That pic is HIGHLARIOUS. Love it. I love crackheads, they make me look so normal in comparison.

jax said...

i love her music but throw this bitch in jail. this isn't about addiction, i see tons of crackheads all the time and they don't pull this bullshit. spoiled junkie.

ms_wonderland said...

It's not so long since Amy cleaned up and dressed up - she looked OK then. Didn't last long. She's not going to kick her addictions any time soon.

Marnie said...

At least she's not pregnant. That's the only nice thing I can think of to say.

jagerlilly said...

It's a real shame. So talented and such a major f*ck-up. Someone needs to slam her butt in jail and force her to clean up.

Grace said...

I would think assault under the influence would be a serious offense.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Pete Doherty could straighten her out.

I can't wait to see what's going to happen between her and Blaaaaake.

jax said...

ill tell ya B love- Blaaaake is finally gonna dump her crack ass when:
1- the money dries up
2- her money doesn't help him get out of jail
3- he gets out and is cleaner than she is.

Spring Luvr said...

The pics on the following link prove once and for all that Amy Winehouse is not a spoiled brat. You're just a bunch of jealous bitches.

http://perezhilton.com/2008-01-17-she-will-eff-a-bitch-up

There is no sound with these pictures. However, you will almost certainly hear a hissing cat or a screaming jaguar while vieiwng them.

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