Wednesday, April 23, 2008

$20,000 A Night For Heather Mills


Tonight in the UK there is a show airing which is going to interview women who used to turn tricks with Heather Mills. One of them says that she and Heather would get about $20,000 a night. $20,000? This was back in the 80's, so that would be about, lets see, carry the one. A lot.

I don't care what kind of lesbian show the women are putting on for me or how good they are in bed, I'm not paying anyone $20,000 a night for sex. I can get some really nice porn where the actresses will do it again and again and repeat my favorite scenes, and if I get it off the internet it will be free. Well you know, to be honest, if I did have a billion dollars, I would probably try it one time just to see if it was way better. You know, I don't think the sex would be better, I just think the acting would be better. You can act your socks off if you know that $20,000 is coming your way, and act even better if you know it could disappear in a second.

Let me know if anyone sees the show on YouTube tomorrow. I would love to hear about how Heather was passed around between a group of guys. The former co-worker said that for the most part, Heather and her co-worker were just used repeatedly by a group of three guys. In the next breath though she says basically if you had money you could have sex with Heather.

15 comments:

Kristen S. said...

Maybe they did more than one john a night, ent.

MnGddess said...

From the neck up she is FRIGHTENING.

J said...

It was on last night, the woman is mental.
Should be on 4oD now.

Lux Luthor said...

You have got to be kidding me.

Amber said...

If you're in the UK, you can watch it here:

http://www.channel4.com/video/heather-mills-what-really-
happened/catchup.html?intcmp=homepage_box5

I'll keep looking for it.. I want to see this!

~crazy peanut~ said...

So that's where Miley learned her pout from.

jax said...

that's about $19 999.99 too much.

Unknown said...

Ah, they don't make hair like that anymore.

oxfordshirelady said...

wasn't this broadcast yesterday? It was all over 4/22 UK papers. Basic rehash of all the 2006 stories that were published after she lost Macca protection with the exception perhaps of "I'm marrying an old man with bigger tits than me" quote. Classic, can't wait for her deranged victim rebuttal.

MnGddess said...

Jax - ROTFLMAO!!!!

Although I would probably return another 50 cents as well.

fuddhist_ said...

She's lying.
$2,000 a night, maaaaybe.
Unless they were sent to oil sheikhs on a special assignment and did "everything" unprotected for a week--- and that wouldn't happen more than once or twice in someone's "career'

Anonymous said...

fuddhist - in the daily mail version of this article, the cohooker said they did meet up with arab oilmen.

jax - um, no, it's $20,000 too much. Even if I was straight, she would've never made the list.

amber - I went looking for it, too. I haven't had any luck. I did read a synopsis, though, and it said there really wasn't any new information.

YahMoBThere said...

I think she's the one who had to pay the guy $20,000.

jax said...

maybe they only wanted the friend and got Heather as a BOGO.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I make that amount for 2 days and I do know some girls who make more than $20,000 for 24 hrs so it isn't just possible it's true.

What people don't seem to understand is; you don't have to be the best looking or the best in bed you just need to know how to market yourself or who to know (madam, clients, agency etc).

XOXO-Brunette Bombshell

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