Thursday, April 24, 2008
Eliot Spitzer just keeps getting kinkier. The feds have apparently found a brand new hooker that the Gov liked to use when Ashley Dupre was unavailable or when he needed a little spice. Hey, when you need spice and you are already using hookers, you know you are in a no win situation. Turns out this hooker has just been providing detail after detail about what the Gov enjoyed.
--Didn't like to wear a condom
Well, I don't think any guy likes to wear a condom, but when one is having sex with someone who has sex with hundreds of different partners each year, then unless you want your d**k to look like the lungs of an Ebola patient, then a condom would be a good idea.
--Spitzer loved sex toys to enhance his own pleasure.
Well, I won't even go there, because as I have said before this is a family site. (Oh, btw, FFF big and spectacular tomorrow) Lets just say that there is a big difference between say, a finger, and hooker #2 strapping on an accessory, if you know what I mean.
Well who doesn't. I mean food, drinks, toys, little people. It is all just part of having fun. Oh, don't forget the motor oil.
--Likes to keep his socks on
Hey so did the guy who had sex with Jessica Sierra. Actually I think guys like keeping their socks on if they don't respect the person they are with; if they think they made need to get away quickly; if they are planning on leaving right after; if they have some type of foot fungus; or their feet just get cold. I mean come on, there really is nothing sexier than a guy having sex with socks all the way up to his calves.
Oh, and this 2nd hooker, she is not Kristin Davis. Kristin Davis is the madam who came out before and said she had sex with Spitzer. I guess she isn't considered the second hooker because she is actually a madam. So basically what you have is 2 hookers, a madam and a Governor. Now all you need is some cheap beer and that is an event everyone on the site will be wanting to attend.
No pictures of the 2nd hooker yet. But there will be.