Friday, April 25, 2008

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which 'sensitive' heartthrob rocker does his best work with a snoot full of booger sugar? Girls who flock to his side at NYC clubs notice he can't go but five minutes between bathroom breaks.

19 comments:

Les Suckno For President said...

Gotta John Mayer

Les Suckno For President said...

Tom Cruise is Satan

Ed said...

John Mayer

Chatty said...

James Blunt?

Jewels said...

Oh no, not John Mayer. I can't stand it. He really did seem like the likable kid next door when he started out. Now he's running through the celebutarts dating gamut, swigging J.D. from the bottle and swapping spit with Piggy Perez... Now sugar boogers? WTH?!?

I'm appalled. I really am. My Johnny.

Say it isn't sooooooooo!!!!!

Aaron Weber said...

Oh, it's probably just his prostate!

kris_r said...

What about Buble?

jax said...

LOL@Aaron

James Blunt..i like to be different. although he's not much of rocker..well either is Mayer. whatever.

Sylvia said...

lol@prostate

gossiphound said...

must be james blunt. he is so "sensitive'.

sillyme said...

Why can't Les Suckno go bother the folks with his posts at a different blog? There are so many perverted blogs out there. Maybe we could all help him find one...

selenakyle said...

If these idiots would get better shoog for their boogs, they'd be able to go more than five minutes between "breaks."
Sheesh, you'd think they're all amateurs or something...

Marisa said...

Blunt is more often in London or LA

John Mayer is always in NYC. It's him. Also, I went to a show at The Comedy Cellar on MacDougal and Bleeker a few weeks ago. His friend does the Friday night show every week and John actually hopped up on stage and did a bit....he looked and acted coked OUT OF HIS HEAD.

Burgundy said...

This does sound a lot like John Mayer. He owns an apartment in NYC and club-hops quite a bit. Too bad about the nose candy. He seems like an OK guy.

I'm still not buy that whole Perez Hilton makeout session, though. I refuse to believe Piggy Hilton on that.

jax said...

but do you refuse the polygraph he did as well?? lol

DBF said...

John Mayer doesn't need bathroom breaks if he's just going to pee on the girls anyway. I don't like Perez, but don't forget that Mayer is probably Super Duper Cooper from Ted C.'s recent items. Ted seems to think that John Mayer is either sexually confused or secretly gay. I think he is just really kinky.

Twisted Sister said...

Kris, Buble isn't a rocker.

I don't consider Mayer a rocker either, so I don't think it's him.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

TS, Mayer is definitely rock, just kinda bluesy. He sure does have a way with a geetar. I'm really warming up to him, simply because he's such a freakazoid. You keep wondering what the hell he's going to do next.

Watersports? Anal? Kissing Perez? Booger sugar? This is way better than any reality show out there.

Twisted Sister said...

Brenda, just goes to show I don't know that much about JM, other than he likes the golden showers...lol.