Monday, April 14, 2008

Today's Blind Items

No means no. Unless of course you are a washed up former has been (film A lister/tweener) who thinks every woman still has the hots for him like they did 20 years ago. Apparently back in the 80's our actor - and I use that term very loosely - had one method of hitting on chicks. Apparently he would just walk up to them and grope them. Must have been successful or all the drugs he took imprinted it on his brain because at a recent event, he tried the grope then say hello move at least four times. Although he got yelled at, and almost got his ass kicked, he kept with it. You know what really sucks? It worked for the little wad. Yep, on the fourth or fifth time some star struck caterer at the party loved it and began groping him back. She gave up all pretense of working and just left the event, but only after Mr. Hot Shot showed her off by groping her in front of everyone while he made conversation with his "peers." In at least one of the conversations - with her there - he said that his moves always work and that any night you don't have to pay for it is a great night.

55 comments:

kris_r said...

wow...sounds like a real prize...hope this one is revealed...

Sarah said...

Val Kilmer.
Wasn't he in the movie "Hot shots"?

Sarah said...

Scratch that...

klown said...

sounds like one of the corys, but I haven't exactly kept up with their careers, so I don't know if they are married or what.

Julia said...

Corey Haim!

unicorn jones said...

definitely a corey . . . the one that wasn't on the simple life (I forgot his last name)

-uj

lyz said...

what about one of the Brat Packers?

Emilio Estevez
Rob Lowe
Andrew McCarthy
Judd Nelson

Rob Lowe was in the random pics recently. I vote for him.

Mooshki said...

Christian Slater. My friends and I used to have "Slater Fest" nights. He was so hot back in the day! And I know he's gotten in trouble in the last few years for groping women who didn't want to be groped.

RagDoll said...

I think it was the "Feldman" variety of the Cory species.

allyson2626 said...

How about Charlie Sheen?

"Hot Shot"

"...any night you don't have to pay for it is a great night..."

digawina said...

I instantly thought a Corey too. I'd pick Haim as well. Feldman is married with a baby. Not that that matters much in HWood, but helps in the 2 Corey's tossup.

ali said...

I was thinking Danny Bonaduce, but I can't imagine that many women had the hots for him back in the day...or ever.

The Oklahoma Hippy said...

Christian Slater is in the Random Photos.

KDF28 said...

Allyson, I thought Charlie Sheen as well because of the Hot Shot statement, however, I wouldn't consider him a washed up has been.

kris_r said...

"It worked for the little wad."

I took this as meaning he's a little guy...as well as a little wad...

~crazypeanut~ said...

I'm on-board with the Slater guess. He got busted back a few years ago for doing exactly that.

Going to go and google his pervy ass. :)

kellysirkus said...

lyz - I was totally thinking the same thing as you with the list of brat packers.

Rob Lowe is in a bitter situation with former nanny. She is attempting to get a few million out of the family saying he sexually harassed her. She sounds like quite a crazy, but who knows.

Feebes said...

What about that guy from Married with Children that played Bud?

Miss X said...

My first thought was Corey Haim (the still single Corey). Yep, I actually watched their reality show, The Two Coreys, or whatever it was called.

I like the Christian Slater guess, too. Probably would lean towards him.

Ent, you need to reveal this one so us girls know to RUN if we ever see this guy! ;)

Feebes said...

Forget mine. It says film star.

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RagDoll said...

Miss x: Yeah, or bust out the pepper spray or the taser...

digawina said...

oooohhh, Slater is a good guess, and would have been more popular with the tween set back than than Sheen.

I take back my Haim for Slater. He had Heathers in '89, Young Guns II and Pump up the Volume in '90.

Lisa said...

Is Christian Slater a washed up former has been ?? Christian Slater less likely to get his ass kicked imho. How fangirly does that sound? lol Gotta go with Corey, although "Mr. Hot Shot" is throwing me.

Zero said...

I thought of Christian Slater while reading this (since he's been arrested for this kind of thing before), but I dunno... seems almost too easy. :)

That guy from Booker also comes to mind... drugs, 80's fame, basically washed up.

sillyme said...

Neither Robe Lowe nor Charlie Sheen could be described as washed up, as both are in successful TV shows. I'm on board with the Danny Bonaduce or Christian Slater guesses. Did anyone consider Leif Garrett? Sadly, it seems that Corey Haim is too out of his mind on drugs to even have the desire to grope random women.

RagDoll said...

Zero: Richard Greico (??is his name??)

jenner said...

The reason I don't think this is Corey Haim is this:

Apparently back in the 80's our actor - and I use that term very loosely

Corey Haim was regarded as a really good actor back in the day - lots of praise, etc. Especially for Lucas.

And as much as I loathe Charlie Sheen, he's also a pretty good actor, and has been in some pretty great movies.

I'd be on board with the Christian Slater guess - can't remember the general consensus re: his acting (although I LOVED HIM in Very Bad Things hehe)

jax said...

i've been waiting for Haim to come out for years,even as a 12 year old i knew he was gay or bi. IMO.

butt he drugs part fits. he seems really really troubled.

Laviolett said...

Is "peers" a clue?

califblondy said...

I don't see Christian Slater fitting the comment about using the actor term loosely. He's with Tamara Mellon now anyways. She's got money, great bod, and can fulfill any Jimmy Choo stiletto fantasies he may have.

For some reason I'm feeling the Bonaduce guess.

jax said...

i'd be all over Bonaduce but his heyday was 30 years ago, not the 80's.

p m said...

miss x -- honey, you don't need a reveal, just stay away from ANY man who gropes you before he says hello.

intheq said...

richard greico seems feasible. he was most famous in the 80s, is short, not much of an actor, and seems to have quite the drug history.

christina slater does have a groping history. however, is a pretty good actor (or at least has had a couple really good films) but was really most popular in the late 80-early 90s.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Richard Grieco was the first that came to mind for me as well...no, really. I'm not just copying your guesses. *L*

Zero said...

RagDoll said...
Zero: Richard Greico (??is his name??)
------------------
Oui! Thank you!

I didn't register the "film A lister/tweener" part when his name came to my mind. I think Greico made a poorly reviewed film or two in the 80's/late 90's, but he was mostly a tv guy.

I guess I'm back on the Slater train. :)

Dijea said...

My first thought was Joey Lawrence, but he never did film did he? MMM I have to think.

mss125 said...

I think it is Slater....it may be a long shot, but could "peers" be a reference to Pump Up the Volume, where he ran that radio station and all his peers caught on and tuned in to listen to him everynight?

Rebecca said...

Little wad = Farmer Fred (Sixteen Candles) The first person I thought of. Then I thought of Corey Haim.

Judi said...

Come on; was either Corey A-list in film? We are in 2008. My vote goes to Slater.

kellysirkus said...

Dang! I miss the 80s!

Kim said...

The clue I think here is "tweener".

MacCauley Culkin. A list film boy as a tween, washed up now, last movie he did was the parody of the yay God school, and since has done some cartoon voices. I see where Ent has said that he uses the term actor loosely and Mac was definitely an actor, but that might be personal opinion. Dunno.

Ellebee said...

Ooooo...Love the Mac idea.

Is he still with Mila Kunis?

adrian said...

Culkin has been dating Mila Kunis for the past 6 years-- I don't think it was him-- he is only in his mid-20's now, so he is way too young.
Danny Bonaduce is way too old, & the Partridge family was canceled almost 35 years ago.
Corey Haim had a great career going till he screwed up with drugs.

Snake said...

I agree with Rebecca--I thought of Anthony Michael Hall. He was a tweener in National Lampoon's Vacation, a teen a-lister (I think) in Weird Science and Breakfast Club, did some things as a fading post-teen (Edward Scissorhands), and recently showed up on Entourage as himself, peeing off a balcony.

i am a princess, yes i am said...

Christian Slater is sooo my vote. i will bet my first born on it. he's 8 and acting 18 so if i get it wrong i still feel like i have won...lol. ok, totally jk but man i hope his little personality doesn't indicate he's going to be delusional groper when he gets older.

Jo said...

I don't think that Slater has ever been slagged for his acting abilities. He might have been in some questionable films but as an actor he's as solid as most.
Can't imagine this being him.

Mama Theresa said...

christian slater would not have been considered a "tweener". no way.

Syko said...

I'm thinking of Scott Baio, don't know why.

mandythegreat said...

I don't think you could consider AMH washed up though, he's been super successful with The Dead Zone.

Grace said...

As stated above, Slater is with Tamara Mellon, the founder of Jimmy Choo shoes and was just photographed with her frollicking in the ocean.

keeko said...

I threw up a little in my mouth as I read this, so it must be Christian Slater.

oldhippieinsideasoccermom said...

AMH might be perfect - it says "washed up former has been"... AMH was a has been for a long time...

Marina Ortiz said...

The term "former has been" leads me to think he is currently working after a long dry spell, but obviously not in the sex (and perhaps, looks) department - hence the "20 years" older. Over 40 at least.

AJ said...

I thought Corey Haim is dead so doesn't that rule him out ? Slater though sounds like a good guess. Also how about Josh Brolin ? He was in Goonies.