Anyway, the story goes that Megan sent out a letter to business associates saying she was too young to get married and that she and Brian were done. I know what you are thinking and I keep asking myself the same thing. Did anyone know that Megan could write and that she had business associates?
Well this week Brian Austin Green has been running around to every media outlet saying it isn't true and that she loves him, she really does. No one would listen except for TV Guide which is practically the same thing as no one. The only thing worse would be if it were TV Guide in Espanol online version for the blind where Erik Estrada reads the listings and interviews.
"We're solid. We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names."
Yeah, well I know a whole bunch of people who have tattoos of names from relationship after relationship. It doesn't mean anything except to show that you are a big idiot and that you should learn after the first tattoo.
"We have more time away from each other right now than we'd like."
Yeah. That's because in what most people would consider shocking, she can actually find work and thus is employed on a more consistent basis than 90210 boy.
I can just see Brian running around town begging someone to listen to him and believe him and at the same time begging Megan to call someone or give an interview or tell someone they are still together. Kind of like when George took everyone to the warehouse looking for the party and everyone was gone. This whole thing with Brian would probably also be sad and I would feel sorry for him, except that he is also saying things like they are going to have a kid soon. Well the last time he got some woman knocked up I think was Vanessa Marcil and he left her shortly thereafter when Megan Fox landed on his radar, so I don't have much sympathy for him.