Shia Not Drunk
Only a court of law will be able to determine whether Shia LaBeouf was drunk or not, but at least one persons swears he couldn't have been drunk. Who do you think that was? How about Isabel Lucas' mother. Her reason is very simple. "Isabel would not get into the car with someone she thought was drink-driving."
Simple enough. Although she is probably correct in her assumption, she reminds me of the parents who never believe their kids could be doing drugs or never notice their daughter is pregnant until she asks for help while in the shower one morning. I don't think any of us would knowingly get in the car with someone who is drunk. But, what if Isabel was drunk off her ass as well, or couldn't tell if Shia was drunk.
I mean someone like Shia can drink a bunch before it is going to be noticeable, but it doesn't mean he is sober.
So, imagine you are Isabel and you have gone through all this crap all weekend, and so you decide that maybe you need to have a little one on one time with your "boyfriend" Adrian Grenier. You know, you just want to talk things over quietly, and assure him that Shia is not going to be suffering some Garp (you need to work for that one) type injury and just get on with your life. So, instead of that, you get this. Glad you were not too hurt.
11 comments:
HA! Garp type injury. Too funny, Ent. I sincerely hope that Shia wasn't really drunk, or that if he was he mans up and deals with this head on instead of doing the Hollywood "it's not my fault" thing. He really seems to be one of the more down to earth celebs and I'd hate for that not to be true.
Garp injury-got it cuz I saw the movie! LOL!!!
The popo are saying Shia was NOT at fault for the accident. Maybe he wasn't drunk???
Read the book, saw the movie.
Not too hard, Enty. LOLOL
Garp. Arp. Rp. P.
Hopefully he wasn't above the legal limit & will at least walk away a little more aware of what any type of drinking & driving will do.
I read he wasn't to blame--the other guy ran a red light, but maybe his reflexes would have been sharper.
Isn't anybody else wondering what the hell is wrong with Isabel? Assuming the douche factor between Shia and Adrian is equivocal, Adrian is about one million times more fuckable than LaBeouf.
That's it-- I am changing my name.
I am glad Isabel wasn't hurt, but that girl can NOT dress herself, worst taste in clothing ever.
That picture makes a strong argument for color-coordinating outfits with the person you're going to an event with. Those outfits look like shit next to each other.
Garp. Garp. Good!
Oh, poor Garp! (Read the book, refused to see the movie.)
Shia could easily be above the legal limit for driving and not appear drunk.
michael milton. sounds like a gay ice cream flavor.
not an exact quote, but one of my favorite movies, AND book.
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