Friday, August 15, 2008

Your Turn


A little something different this week. I got an e-mail from the publicist for Jo De La Rosa formerly of the Real Housewives Of Orange County, and currently doing her new show Date My Ex. She also has a new CD coming out.

Anyway, I was going to send someone out to some signings she is doing here in LA and do an interview, because hey, I'm sure it would have been fun for someone. Well, turns out that Jo is "real busy" but would love to answer questions on the phone or even better through e-mail. Well since I don't have time to think of any questions I would like to ask her, but know all of you must have something you want to ask, I thought I would let you give me the questions and I will forward them all to her.

So ask anything you want. This is CDAN after all.

47 comments:

not a famous adrian said...

Any part of her anatomy that is actually original?

califblondy said...

Not a question, but a comment... just tell Jo from me that she and Slade belong together.

Ms. said...

Have to be honest here, Ent. I don't care to know anything about her. I take it her publicist is a buddy of yours, because I can't imagine why you'd waste column inches on her. Unless you're going to let this be a savage beating by CDAN readers. In that case, I'm all for it.

Hortencia Willowby said...

Um, who are you?

MontanaMarriott said...

LOLOLOL @ Hortencia
I could not agree more
As for my question:
"What will you do once your fifteen minutes are up?"

kris said...

LOLOLOL..Mont...LOVE your question the best!!!!

littlemanwhatnow said...
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littlemanwhatnow said...

My posts are not working so this is what I wrote and it got deleted.

My friend was on the red carpet covering an event and Slade was there. He was bitching that he hooked Jo up with all these dates for the show and when it was her turn she pitched a bitch and didn't want to do it because she was too busy. You know what, she's a gold digging whore who has zero talent. Did she even have a job before that gay O.C show? She wanted to be an actress or something, right? She latched on to someone with money so she could get a free ride. I think she really sucks and is very annoying. I only saw her on that O.C show once and had to turn it off. I have never seen the new one because she's horrid to watch. Does she have an I.Q of 60? So you can tell her that most people think she's worse then Tila and that's bad. Really bad.

captivagrl said...

hey Jo! If you're still seeing that bankrupt douche bag Slade, why are you pretending to look for another loser? (she's not as stupid as one may think. she did dump the guy before his mcmansion went to short sale. why she'd go back? who knows...)

Kristen S. said...

Question: why do you think you're different than every other reality whore who has not been able to make an acting/singing/modeling career from their appearance on a show?

Mooshki said...

Question: If you had an opportunity to slap one of the girls from "The Hills," which one would you pick?

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

"I take it her publicist is a buddy of yours, because I can't imagine why you'd waste column inches on her."

I couldn't agree more. I am actually ashamed of you today Ent.

IndigoBlue said...

Wow, there are some serious Jo haters here! Not that I'm a huge fan...and I ashamedly admit that I watched most of that horrid show, but seriously...

I got with my ex husband when I was 25 and he was older with two kids (3 and 6 at the time). We had a discussion and I knew that if I wanted to pursue anything with him it was a package deal as far as his kids went. I also knew that I EXPECTED him to ALWAYS put the needs of his kidlets versus me first.

Question to Jo: What part of dating a guy (albeit Slade -- not waiting in line to fill your shoes on that one) with kids was unclear when you signed on? You always seemed to not want to be bothered with the kids and ANYONE who gets so physically exhausted shopping for a picnic with kids for their dad for Father's day that they have to nap on the beach during the supposed celebration needs a smackdown.

There, I've proven that I know too much about this vapid show. Happy?

misskatie said...

she is sexy, i'll give her that, saw her show once. she seems like she is shooting for a Kim Kardashian-like career. dont know much of anything about either of them but I like Kim K. better based on pictures i see of her on the internet....it just seems like Kim K. would "work harder" for "it".

MontanaMarriott said...

lol Thanks Kris

clrowe said...

I have to agree who the hell is she? misskatie I agree, she does look too Kim K. in this pic. I guess I don't watch enough television to know who she is

Grace said...

I too watched Housewives of the OC. I think Jo made it very clear to Slade that she wasn't into a permanent commitment.

I think Slade is the one who chooses the wrong woman to be with. He has two children with two different women and then chooses a much younger woman, Jo, whom he pressures into a commitment. She was a courtesan, not wife material.

It was obvious he pushed her away. After they broke up, who does he date but some cheap floozy, which further demonstrated his poor taste in women.

What Jo is doing now is cashing in on her exposure from that show. Maybe in poor taste, but she is one smart cookie.

nate said...

So the reason why you "are too busy" to attend the signings i.e. have face-to-face conversation/interaction (with all 2 of your fans) is because with e-mailed question(s) your publicist will actually have the time to sit down and ghost write intelligent responses for you?

Mooshki said...

Nate, I see a future for you in publicity, you really know how the system works.

nancer said...

dear jo,
who did you fuck to get on TV in the first place? there's not one interesting thing about you. you're not even pretty.

Katy said...

Why? That's really all I have to ask, is, Dear God, why?

Bad Fish said...

Dear Jo: Do you prefer silicone or saline?

K said...

Dear Jo,
If you were an STD, which one would you be?

Love,
Me

Merlin D. Bear said...

When will your sex tape get stolen, and do you expect that to extend your 15 minutes of fame past the 14:45 it's currently at?

Mooshki said...

"If you were an STD, which one would you be?"

LOL!!!!

Dear Jo's publicist,

Bad idea. Even Enty can't save this one.

p.s. Try Jezebel, they seem to love this show over there.

KS said...

i have always wanted to ask her why she sometimes starts talking in that stupid pathetic baby voice. it's not cute!!! you may think it is but it's really really not!

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

I am soooo happy to be part of the CDAN group. We may be brutal, but we're honest and don't take kindly to bullshit.

We rule.

Reese said...

This woman, her former fiancé and her former co-stars all make me ill. These are the losers who give Californians a bad name (none of the people on the show are native Californians; they are all wanna-bes who have moved here from elsewhere). I believe Jo is supposed to be about 26, which would make her a few years older than me but she looks about 10 years older than me (and my same-age friends) and she has the intellect, mentality and emotional maturity of an early adolescent. Why anyone would give her the time of day, much less a TV show, is tragic.

Please, please Enty, let the OC housewives and all who/that are related to them die a quick death on your site with no hope of resurrection. Even Fergie and Wonky McValtrex are more interesting than these cretin narcissists.

bitchface said...

how long is your penis?

you clearly wax your legs. do you also wax your balls? do you use the same waxer as puff didgeridoo?


that is all.

d said...

my question: who are you?

califblondy said...

Thanks Indigo, I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I watched OC and the NYC versions. Obviously I'm easily amused.

Nature Girl said...

No effing way that Jo is 26. I'm 30 and she makes me look like a baby.

I'd say 36. She did a 10 year shave.

Jackie said...

I just want to know how many interviews it took before she selected the host of her new dating show - her "FRIEND" who happens to be overwhelmingly British and resemble some sort of speace creature with 3 tons of makeup, false eyelashes and bleach. Seriously, the whole format of that show is so staged and trying way too hard that I have to laugh. The Real Housewives of OC was so much better. *Sigh.*

SFG said...

Ya'll are HILARIOUS!!!!

Sexecution said...

Who did she have to sleep with to land a reality show gig, because Slade is gei, and a loser - which leads me to question the premise of why you would let a "supposedly" abusive ex *remember when he took the license plates off your car so you couldn't leave?* pick anyone for you to date?

I get why he re upped - his home was in foreclosure, but do you actually think this is going to get you a career? Or is this just a job for you? Multiple reality shows, bringing me back to the first part of the question, who are you sleeping with to get this much money... for nothing?

Brenda22 said...

What advise would you give to other "singers" like you who can't actually sing?

How can I get a recording deal? Do I have to give it up for each track or is it a one time deal?

IndigoBlue said...

Thanks, Califblondy! :)

And Sexecution: I totally remember that passive aggressive shit....like the car won't run with no plates? All that means is you'd get a ticket if you got pulled over, it wouldn't stop me from running the hell away from that emotionally abusive douche...

That being said, I loved watching her drink a giant fishbowl's worth of alcohol to endure being in his presence at dinner....ahhh...good times.


Oh, another question for Jo: Who the eff told you you were relevant in any way?

Ms. said...

Okay, enty, your loyal readers have spoken. Please don't pursue this piece further (pun intended).

Grace said...

brenda22, Slade had that CD made for Jo. He bought her time in a studio and with people who could help her. She was not discovered by some talent agent by any means.

So it's all manufactured "success."

And the thing is, reality shows star people who are wrecks. Reality shows have gotten very crass and sensationalistic and naturally are in poor taste.

Jo is just a part of that. Without it, she's a nobody.

irishstayc2 said...

puff didgeridoo? BWAHAHAHAH Bitchface - good one. Why does any variation of that mans name crack me the F up?? And no I'm not drinking!

Hey Jo - You sir, are no Tila Tequila.

Reese said...

I hadn't heard that Slade's entire life was in foreclosure; thank you all so much for the update. I don't think there is a single person on that show with a good credit rating; they all appear to be skating by on the thinnest of financial margins. I just can't summon up even a drop of sympathy for people that stupid/shallow/irresponsible.

jax said...

Paper or plastic?

psyche we all know ho's don't take credit!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Tell the truth: if you could throw all your high heels away and just wear tennis shoes for the rest of your life and no one cared, would you do it?

knm2003 said...

Yall are being mean she is pretty and she does look her age. Enty said if you have questions ask them not give snide remarks.
Questions: Do you still talk to the rest of the housewives and where is the best friend that you had that was your roommate?

violet said...

Here a little something i found out that isn't advertised - and I found quite interesting. One of Slade's sons suffers from a very rare life threatening illness. Believe it or not, Slade was a guest speaker at a Make A Wish Foundation luncheon I attended. From his speach, his little boy has spent various stages of his lifetime in a hospital or like setting. (I am unclear if his child has already received his WIsh or is waiting)

Here is my question to Jo: Being that you seemingly had a relationship with Slade and his children..... Has his childs illness prompted you have an interest and/or volunteer any of your time or "fame" (term used loosely) to the Make a Wish Foundation or anything to promote awareness and education about life threatening illnesses for children?
If so, what have you done or are currently doing? (I am not asking what she "plans to do"- but would genuinely like to know if she has become involved in anything philanthropic through that experience).

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Bad Fish said...

knm2003: You're right, she doesn't look her age. She looks thirty years older than that. EL set this post up for us to be mean, not to get genuine questions. Are you too dense to realize that? This isn't the blog for you.