Wednesday, November 19, 2008

A Lot Of Layers


I need to try and remember to go to a doctor on Friday so I can steal a People Magazine. Ashley Dupre sat down for her very first interview and it was with People. I guess she probably realized that they would pay her and they would do their very best to make her look like the victim here and to shy away from discussing anything involving sex.

Well, she got her wish. Kneepads certainly lived up to their nickname. In the excerpt from the interview that People posted online, she is definitely given the kid gloves treatment. It's like they just let her talk, took quotes from her and made them into a story. There don't appear to have been any actual questions involved in this interview. Just a series of statements made by Ashley.

The first thing she wants us to know is that she is a normal girl. I'm guessing normal in the sense that she is a girl. I'm not here to judge her profession. The only thing I care about is if she is filling us up with a nice helping of BS. So, when she said, "I have a lot of depth, a lot of layers," I decided enough was enough. What layers has she showed? She was in Girls Gone Wild, then was a stripper and a hooker. After that she tried to get as much money as possible from Playboy so she could take off her clothes again for money. After that, she spent the entire summer on the beach working on a tan except for the time she spent shacked up with the married guy in a New York hotel room. I guess I'm missing some of the depth or the layers.

Ashley does think the former Governor has been punished enough and she is sorry for any pain Silda Spitzer has had. See, to me, I could almost believe that last part, except for what she did this summer with the married guy. Yes, the guy is as much to blame. But, she knew that he was married. So, if she really didn't want Silda to feel any pain, then why on earth did she find some other wife to bring pain to.

Ashley wants to do films and write books and make music. I don't care what she does. I just don't want to actually have to see it. But, I might not get that lucky. It wasn't in the excerpt of the interview, but apparently Ashley is in the running to get a Tila Tequila style dating show where Ashley is the prize. Great.

25 comments:

stiffkittens said...

I think we all know the prize will be the Paris-related one that keeps on giving..

canadachick said...

Prize....geez put her in a crackerbox already....another young woman who looks wrecked before she hits 25.....

Connie said...

Just lurking here, as usual, but are we even sure she's female? Check out those hands, and that face!! She may have all the right parts, but I'm betting they were added later.

shazzzba said...

YUK.......ENOUGH !

Kristen S. said...

Does the prize include a heavy dose of Valtrex and crab cream?

littleoleme said...

why is anyone giving this woman a moment of time or thought.

GladysKravitz said...

Her parents must be so proud. I wonder if they framed the People magazine or burnt it.

not a famous adrian said...

I saw the pictures of her cavorting this summer with the married guy--so did his wife since they were in every paper. She is nothing but a hooker, & doesn't deserve all the promotion she is getting.
She came from an upper class family, & was just greedy. I never once heard her say she would do anything to help girls her were in her situation either against their will, or because they were really destitute. Anything that may gain her any sympathy or respect.

kris said...

as I was reading this I thought "I wonder when E will give her her own show..." Good God. ENOUGH is right. bleh.

wade said...

Some prize. Give me the good old days when you got a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni.

amster said...

Ok, so my first thought was who the hell is Ashley Dupree? Then of course it came to me after reading a few more sentences. So now wondering why anyone gives her the time of day. She is not a normal girl. She has a lot of nerve saying that. I don't know any hookers.

Molly said...

what was she charging, 5K? i still think he paid $4,800 too much.

jax said...

oh i cant wait the see the douchbags lining up to be on that show.

bionic bunny! said...

and moi, being somewhat distracted, read the title of the post as "a lot of LAWYERS" and wondered what enty had gotten himself into now!

Mamacita said...

Enty who you givin space to his ho? Who gives a ... ?

Mamacita said...

I meant to ask "why" are you giving her space.....don't make another ho famous simply for being a big ho

selenakyle said...

Ha, connie--you beat me to it! Chick's got *man hands*

wade--or Turtle Wax!

Judi said...

She's a hooker; it's her job. She doesn't give a rat's a** if a guy's married or not. That's the guy's problem to think about. She really should get zero consideration.

mrchgrl said...

There's hope for me, yet! Considering ANYBODY can be a celebrity and get a reality show these days.

Rock on, famewhores.
Or in this case, famous whores.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Good heavens that's a beat-down looking old broad. Reminds me of Jessie Brewer from General Hospital (old school Gen. Hosp)

bookjacket said...

From the beginning, one thing has puzzled me. Why so much attention to a woman Spitzer met once??? She wasn't his mistress a la Gennifer Flowers. The Spitzer scandal was that he was addicted to hookers. Used them all the time. Tapes of his arranging his one assignation with this woman made it clear he had never met her before. My question is : where are the other 50 (or 1,000?) pros he hired? Are they all potential celebrities?
Listen, Spitzer exudes a certain skin-crawling fascination because he was the crusader against the very Wall Street culture that destroyed the worldwide economy. And yet he had a death wish. He knew he would get caught. But this woman had no individual significance to him and can supply no clue to the central mystery.

Miranda said...

ARGH! Why did I read the linked People article? I'm some sort of masochist.

My favourite part is when she says being a hooker is just like going on a date with someone you don't know well and having sex, except her dates pay the bills. So unintentionally hilarious.

Jerry said...

"Why?" answered the scorpion, "because it's my nature."

slappywhyte said...

its kind of interesting to see what a real high-class hooker looks like ... there are a lot more "normal" women involved in call girl/pron/internet pron then we would normally think ...

RagDoll said...

She has a lot of depth? A lot of layers? Whatever, lady, so does eczema.

Why do these women run around proclaiming to be so deep? This one didn't even know the GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK STATE was the john who was porking her. Depth, indeed.