Happy Anniversary Tom & Katie
Dear Tom & Katie,
It's hard to believe it's been two years and 500 auditing sessions since the two of you walked down the aisle in Italy. Two years of living on separate floors, while pretending to have the romance of the century has to be difficult. You would think that with your prolonged absences from each other this year that you would want to spend some quality time alone on your anniversary. Maybe Tom would dress you up as his favorite superhero and you would have hot passionate monkey sex all night. But no. Instead you did what any couple celebrating your anniversary would do, you had the kids over and played the Scientology version of Trivial Pursuit. Aaah, good times.
Over the past two years you have seen both of your careers go into the toilet but it has not let you stop pretending otherwise. Sure, Katie has been forced to take the fourth lead in a Broadway play, but Tom has that big Christmas spectacular coming out and with the advance reviews, I'm sure that movie has a chance to at least pay for that autographed first edition of Dianetics.
For people who really don't have much of a career, you sure do get photographed a lot. I myself am guilty of showing your photos more than I probably should simply because I think your daughter is adorable. I say your daughter, but I'm really not sure about that whole thing. I can't wait until she is old enough and then have her provide a DNA sample, because I'm just dying to know. I figure at some point she will go through some kind of teenage rebellion phase and that will be the perfect chance.
But, this is not about her, this is about your love for each other. I have never seen a couple pose so much for the cameras together in public. It's almost like you really want the world to show us you are together. Always wearing matching clothes with your arms around each other. From the looks of things you have never had a fight. Considering you probably only see each other during a photo opportunity, that is probably why you don't fight. I've always been curious about what you would fight over. Do you have a copy of the alleged contract on your refrigerator door and refer to it when you fight. "It says here I only have to pretend to like you three days a week, so I don't have to do four."
Katie, it seems like you really don't get out much. Oh sure you walk the 20 feet from your apartment door to the car and back again each day, but when is the last time you went out with someone other than Tom or one of the bodyguards? We never see you at lunch in New York, just laughing with friends. That can't be a good thing. The only time you are out with friends, it is always another couple, of an equally appropriate Hollywood stature and you are all smiles. How about just going out and getting hammered one night and letting the pap catch you?
Anyway, it has been two years and I'm sure you are both ecstatic to have made it this long. Congratulations.
24 comments:
Oh to be in a sham marriage for the children's sake. Isn't it time for Katie to pop out another piece of proof that these two have sex? I wonder if there is anyone left who would really care if he came out of the closet. Judging by his box office numbers, I think not.
Only 8 more years to go, Katie!
Well, there's no doubt that kid is Katie's. Suri looks just like she did as a kid.
I'm with cali, 8 more years, kiddo.
As much as I agree that Katie got into this knowingly, I still feel bad for her. Nicole Kidman didn't look this bad 2 years in.
Dlisted has photos of their relationship and it's just sad, sad, sad. She went from young and nubile to granny freeze jr. in 2 years and Tom still looks as creepy as ever.
8 more?!?!? I give it another year, tops. They'll agree to mend the contract and we'll hear an announcement of their separation.
Enty failed to mention that not only did they have the kids over for the anniversary, Katie flew in and out in 1 day.
i bet it will be more like 3 years left.
wouldn't you just LOVE to see that contract?
That picture is so photoshopped. There is no way they are the same height. She must be barefeet and he must be on a stool for that pic to be accurate.
Enty, you proved once again this marriage is a sham. You are right, she is never seen out with gf's, and/or family that is not Tom's. That don't seem right to me
You probably have to win a game of Scientology Pursuit before you can actually become a Scientologist.
Or...just pay them a boatload of money.
montana - her parents were allowed to visit her on her birthday earlier this year (or some other event I forget what). So she's gotten to see them once. supervised, of course.
I don't think Katie knew EXACTLY what she was getting herself into. I wonder if she has a BOB(battery opperated boyfriend). I do feel kind of sorry for her. But if she plays nice for now, when her contract is up she will be a fairly rich single woman. I'm not sure I could do it, even for the money. I hope that Suri is rebellious that would be a hoot.
I think she is standing in a whole for the wedding phot--there is just so much slouching she can do.
I used to feel sorry for her, not anymore.
She should take Suri & run as far away as possible. Giving her a somewhat norma child hood should be her 1st priority.
hole--Ijust came from Whole Foods.
The sticking point is: will Tom get Suri after the breakup? He got the other two kids and Nicole had to walk away. I'm not sure if KatE would do that.
KatE was on the cover of In Style in the April 2005 issue declaring she was too young to get married to Chris Klein, and the same month it came out she was out with Tom Cruise, on that stupid motorcycle, acting like an idiot.
Too wierd.
I agree with jax; 3 more years. I bet it will be almost to the day.
In the immortal words of Mad Magazine...
Blecchhh.
At the beginning all Katie saw were the $ signs and the promise of a A List career.
I think Katie looks like death now because she feels the full weight of the sham. She's basically on lock-up. She'll never be able to mother Suri again if and when she leaves...too bad, so sad.
Make the most of Suri whilst you can Katie - you won't get so much as a Christmas card from her soon enough.
I wonder how tommygirl will spin that one? It was easy with the other two as they were older, but what 5 year old should be separated from her mother if it can be helped? Or maybe they will have photo-ops every now and again to keep up the pretense that Tomtom isnt a mind-controlling little shit.
Also to hell with Nicole - anyone that gives up their children (regardless of if they came from half your DNA or not) without fighting tooth and nail for them can not be called a mother in my eyes. I really believe she's the answer to the 'no bottles in the house' blind from lainey. She doesnt seem maternal in the slightest (unless she popped out a vial of botox - or is that paid someone else to do it).
My thoughts go out to all the offspring from those fucked up trio (though i cant wait for the tell all books).
It's been two years already, wow time flies! I think we can only hope a juicy sequel to that Tom Cruise bio will be out soon when their marriage is up!
im sure katie is standing in a hole in this picture.
i think it was supposed to help her with her career but then he got too controlling and since his own career is in the crappeR (although he was funny in Tropic Thunder) - he won't let her do any of the roles that come her way.
Her family needs to do an intervention - there are cult specialists out there. Maybe if she's whisked away and kept in a safe place -Ent would you give up the couch for her at your place ?
I think we got a blind reveal in this one. Anyone else notice the reference to dressing katie up as a superhero in order to have sex? This was a halloween blind about a guy who was kissing someone in a woman superhero mask but turned out to be a guy.
nice temats
looks like she is bending her knees quite a bit in this pic
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