Thursday, November 20, 2008

But He's Not Married


Apparently Sienna Miller has given up on married men...for now. Sienna has been spotted in London for the second time in as many weeks with what sources are calling her new love. Whatever. All I know is that it is Josh Hartnett and that if anyone tries to take a photo of them they will both probably sue. I think Sienna makes more money now suing tabloids than she does actually making films. josh is also not afraid of making a little money on the side by suing tabloids. Maybe this is their little get rich quick scheme.

Think about it. You know paps are going to be swarming them if they see them out together. Sienna will probably undress at some point, because lets face it, she does that. Pictures will be taken and then lawsuits will be filed. If this is real, then I just have to wonder what Balthazar is thinking. The rat bastard cheated on his wife with someone who is not really known for long term relationships. He ruined his reputation, embarrassed his wife, and allowed himself to be photographed so when his kids get older they can see them all over the internet.

As for Sienna, she probably doesn't even care. I decided a long time ago that the only person she cares about is herself and what she can get for herself out of the deal.

12 comments:

Wack said...

oh gross now he's tainted also.
dnw anymore.

mooshki said...

He was a pretty good guy up until a couple of years ago. Hey! Maybe Adrian and Jax were right all along and he's acting out to drown his sorrow over not being able to raise his own daughter! (Suri)

Lady J said...

@mooshki
when did josh hartnett date katie holmes? i think you mean chris klein

mooshki said...

Nope, Josh was in there briefly. (No pun intended.)

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Holy crap for a split second I thought that was Johnny Depp. I almost died. I'm sending you my doctor bill, ENT.

jax said...

oh ya Josh dated Katie...and knocked her up.

that is Suri's father right there kids.

shit life after- check
drinking prob and rampant drug use since- check
facial hair that wont go away and give away the fact he IS Suris' dad- check.
all stories about Josh and katie dating prior to Tom Cruise squashed int her press?- check.

here is a juicy story..
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160192,00.html

Anonymous said...

Josh must like sluts to be around Sienna.

lutefisk said...

yeah, he is probably feeling the guilt for selling his own flesh & blood to Xenu.

Judi said...

Appropriate. They'll both schtupp anyone.

bionic bunny! said...

i remember that, jax. there was a lot of speculation at the time, intensive scio auditing??

violet said...

I think my heart just sank a little. #1 Josh and Sienna...say it aint't so? #2 My beloved Josh the father of Suri now being ruled by the ever strange Xenu clan. Its just too much!!!!!

Jesse D said...

**SOB**

Oh my wonderful Joshie, how COULD you??!! We could have had a future....

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