Friday, February 06, 2009

Brazilian Botox?


While Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes continue enjoying the sights and sounds of Brazil and mangling the language, they did also find time to visit the private island of Brazil's best plastic surgeon. According to the NY Post, Tom and Katie and Suri went and visited Dr. Ivo Pitanguy who is known not only for his abilities as a plastic surgeon but also has his own Island of Dr. Moreau thing going with a bunch of exotic animals. Hey, when you are Tom Cruise you don't take your kid to the zoo you fly to her an island with exotic animals and let her loose. While she runs around screaming and crying, the family looks on as if to say, "hey, we really are giving her some new experiences." Of course the cynics of this world might think that Tom paid a visit to the doctor for some plastic surgery for himself, or maybe Katie? I mean I doubt he would go the whole Sharon Stone route and think that Suri needed botox injections in her feet.

It could also be that Tom was trying to help the world economy. I read that the company that manufactures Botox is laying off 500 people because in a recession, people just are not injecting themselves with botulism as much as they do in a thriving economy. The final possibility is that the doctor had been skipping out on his Scientology bill and Tom was there to collect.

20 comments:

equinox said...

While they are there, zombie bride needs a boob lift or implants. Something for that saggy chest area.

Molly said...

While they are there, zombie bride needs a boob lift or implants. Something for that saggy chest area.


yea, and kate should look into getting some work done, too.

libby said...

I think Tom has had ENOUGH plastic surgery lately. What a psycho!

The only things I can imagine that are needed is that Katie's tits look like flapjacks since she's too thin, except for the fact that her cankles could also use some sculpting. Maybe it's a two-fer.

Maybe they are getting an early consult for Suri, because she's starting to look like somebody who is neither a Holmes nor a Mapother.

Somebody mentioned him the other day, I can't remember his name, but Katie hooked up with him between Klein and Cruise. Anyway His and Suri's noses are identical.

libby said...

I was totally writing my novel while you two posted the same damn thing!!! ha!

maggiemei said...

She's Josh Hartnett's kid. At least that's the rumor.

libby said...

Not Josh--some lesser-known guy, obviously (I had never heard of him).

It was Joshua Jackson. Here's a picture:

http://www.vipwallpaper.com/data/media/1766/Joshua_Jackson_001.jpg

Suri, in those latest 'bitch, please' pics, looks just like him. And there was a recent blind about parents who were upset b/c the kid was finally starting to look just like the bio dad. Everybody guessed the Cruises at the time, can't remember if it was here or elsewhere.

lutefisk said...

KatE has always been floppy & saggy--I remember a few years ago, before she became Mrs. Zombie, there was a topless photo of her, & she was all deflated looking.

amster said...

While I do think Katie needs some of that plastic surgery Tom is obviously getting, I also think poor girl needs to get laid. I bet she hasn't had any since she met Tom.

Molly said...

lutefisk, you weren't scarred for life?

Mika said...

she at least needs to put on a damn bra. She always wears those dresses that show off her saggy boobs. She needs a new style...

lutefisk said...

lol molly!! I just remember thinking for someone in her early 20's she had a horrible chest--normally I don't that way.

West End Girl said...

Libby, how can you not know who that god is??? Forshame, woman, forshame. My Dawson's Creek loving, inner teen would love that to be true. I'm almost embarrassed.

It's certainly not Mr Cruise's whatever they say. Besides, why won't he come out of the closet already? Even just watching the fa├žade is tiring, hell knows what living it must be like.

maggiemei said...

I agree, West End Girl, how can anyone not know our beloved Pacey?

Anyway, I thought Josh Jackson and KatE dated a long time ago, during the early Dawson's Creek years. Even before she dated Chris Klein. And then there was the short relaysh with Josh Hartnett, and then the quickie (fake) hookup with Mr. Cruise.

I know at too much about the time line of her life. I am going to slink back into my hole now...

West End Girl said...

Yay, Maggiemei, another Pacey lover.

You're spot on in your timeline of Katie Holmes' lovelife. The more I see her with TC, the more my teen memories are almost ruined.

I still reckon it's Klein's and he's ignorant enough to have dropped her for not getting rid of it.

Katie said...

I think Suri is the spitting image of Cruise's cousin, actor William Mapother. Identical noses and eyes. If he's a Scientologist, I bet he was the sperm donor.

libby said...

Katie, I used to see that, too. But the very latest pictures of Suri, she looks totally different. She's really changing, and I think she looks like 'Pacey.'

There was gossip at the time of her rebound after Klein, she screwed both JJ and Hartnett. And then BAM- she's in love w/ Tom. Then BAM she's pregnant with Tom's baby, but her navel is already sticking out.

The only way her parents can be going along with all this is money or their religion. Katie (Holmes) needs to be forcefully de-programmed! And get Suri before it's too late!

Hervana said...

Tom had his tits done. Scilicon implants LOL
And wtf??? Katie Holmes is Josh Hartnett's kid....this just gets weirder.

selenakyle said...

Katie had a nice rack at one time. a little sag but natural. Can't remember the movie...but she played a bad girl who got killed, set in some kind of back-water bayou place.

Majik said...

Does anyone remember the last time they saw KatE genuinely happy? I mean, there have been times when she's looked great (not so much lately), and tons of photos of her smiling, but she just does not seem happy. Zombie is the perfect description.

And let's say, for argument's sake, that wee Suri is not Tom's (which seems highly likely to me)...how far is TC willing to go to perpetuate the charade? Are we going to see Suri in a full facial bandage with headlines "dog mauls Suri Cruise"--when, in fact, it's actually some surgery to alter her features? The mere thought makes me nauseous.

stiffkittens said...

Im on the Pacey bandwagon. I wonder if he (or whoever the father really is) knows?

A DNA test would stop Cruise getting custody of Suri-bot when they split. Hopefully.