Today's Blind Items
Been awhile since I did a rock star one. This now married B+ rock star and father with A+ name recognition had a very weird crab obsession. No, not the eating kind. Seems that whenever he went on the road and decided to have some groupie sex, the women he decided to be with had to be completely shaved because he was paranoid about crabs. If she wasn't, she had to right then. Seems he had been the recipient of the infestation not once, but twice and had to do some explaining when he got home from the road.



48 comments:
Eddie Van Halen? Or The poodle head who took over after David Lee Roth was booted.
I remember now, Sammy Hagar!
Eddie Van Halen is not married with Bertinelli (however you spell her name).
Gavin Rossdale?
i believe Suzanne has a good gess!
Is Rossdale really B-list though? If it is, it's certainly not through his own terrible band.
Slash maybe?
What about Chris Cornell? Married with kids. Used to be in Soundgarden and Audioslave... A+ name recognition. Kinda fell below the radar after he left Audioslave but will release his third solo album this year. And was on the road last year and before that with Audioslave.
I like that guess paulealex!
Have U seen Eddy van Halen lately? Id be surprised he could still er.. umm.. rise to the occasion.
I would love it to be Pete Wentz, but I can't really make him fit, except for the father part.
Joe Simpson would love it!
I like the Slash guess and that wife of his looks like she wouldn't be afraid to cut a bitch if she found out.
Not a lot of clues to go on here. I too thought of Gavin Rossdale because his name recognition is higher than it should be only because of who he is married to. I rejected this guess because I don't think he is into girl groupies. Marilyn has implied that he still likes trannys and there was a blind not too long ago about him picking up trannys at the clubs.
I'm going with Slash only because I'm getting a funny visual of him shaving a groupie.
I dunno about Slash... she famously said that she would castrate him if he ever cheated. And she is one mean looking woman... I would be affraid of her too!!
What about that country singer that recently got married? He hosts that Gone Country show on CMT?
Could Keith Urban be considered a "rock" star? His music is country-rockish...
this is SO COMPLETELY off topic, and I apologize, but have you seen this story of the baby that was thrown out in the trash ALIVE?
This story just made me sick.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,488644,00.html
Slash's wife is AWESOME and HOT. And I do not doubt for one second that she would carry out that promise. Can't keep a good woman down! *L*
I think it's Gavin Rossdale too.