Thursday, February 05, 2009

Today's Blind Items

Been awhile since I did a rock star one. This now married B+ rock star and father with A+ name recognition had a very weird crab obsession. No, not the eating kind. Seems that whenever he went on the road and decided to have some groupie sex, the women he decided to be with had to be completely shaved because he was paranoid about crabs. If she wasn't, she had to right then. Seems he had been the recipient of the infestation not once, but twice and had to do some explaining when he got home from the road.

48 comments:

Lisa said...

Eddie Van Halen? Or The poodle head who took over after David Lee Roth was booted.

Lisa said...

I remember now, Sammy Hagar!

Sylvia said...

Eddie Van Halen is not married with Bertinelli (however you spell her name).

Suzanne said...

Gavin Rossdale?

pomme said...

i believe Suzanne has a good gess!

West End Girl said...

Is Rossdale really B-list though? If it is, it's certainly not through his own terrible band.

Slash maybe?

paulealex said...

What about Chris Cornell? Married with kids. Used to be in Soundgarden and Audioslave... A+ name recognition. Kinda fell below the radar after he left Audioslave but will release his third solo album this year. And was on the road last year and before that with Audioslave.

mr. ray said...

I like that guess paulealex!

Bello (Buddy) Manjaro said...

Have U seen Eddy van Halen lately? Id be surprised he could still er.. umm.. rise to the occasion.

lutefisk said...

I would love it to be Pete Wentz, but I can't really make him fit, except for the father part.
Joe Simpson would love it!

twunty mcslore said...

I like the Slash guess and that wife of his looks like she wouldn't be afraid to cut a bitch if she found out.

Cheryl said...

Not a lot of clues to go on here. I too thought of Gavin Rossdale because his name recognition is higher than it should be only because of who he is married to. I rejected this guess because I don't think he is into girl groupies. Marilyn has implied that he still likes trannys and there was a blind not too long ago about him picking up trannys at the clubs.

I'm going with Slash only because I'm getting a funny visual of him shaving a groupie.

paulealex said...

I dunno about Slash... she famously said that she would castrate him if he ever cheated. And she is one mean looking woman... I would be affraid of her too!!

Vera R. Hamilton said...

What about that country singer that recently got married? He hosts that Gone Country show on CMT?

juicy said...

Could Keith Urban be considered a "rock" star? His music is country-rockish...

Ror said...

this is SO COMPLETELY off topic, and I apologize, but have you seen this story of the baby that was thrown out in the trash ALIVE?

This story just made me sick.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,488644,00.html

Harriet Hellfire said...

Slash's wife is AWESOME and HOT. And I do not doubt for one second that she would carry out that promise. Can't keep a good woman down! *L*

I think it's Gavin Rossdale too.