Thursday, February 05, 2009

Today's Blind Items

Been awhile since I did a rock star one. This now married B+ rock star and father with A+ name recognition had a very weird crab obsession. No, not the eating kind. Seems that whenever he went on the road and decided to have some groupie sex, the women he decided to be with had to be completely shaved because he was paranoid about crabs. If she wasn't, she had to right then. Seems he had been the recipient of the infestation not once, but twice and had to do some explaining when he got home from the road.

48 comments:

Lisa said...

Eddie Van Halen? Or The poodle head who took over after David Lee Roth was booted.

Lisa said...

I remember now, Sammy Hagar!

Sylvia said...

Eddie Van Halen is not married with Bertinelli (however you spell her name).

Suzanne said...

Gavin Rossdale?

pomme said...

i believe Suzanne has a good gess!

West End Girl said...

Is Rossdale really B-list though? If it is, it's certainly not through his own terrible band.

Slash maybe?

paulealex said...

What about Chris Cornell? Married with kids. Used to be in Soundgarden and Audioslave... A+ name recognition. Kinda fell below the radar after he left Audioslave but will release his third solo album this year. And was on the road last year and before that with Audioslave.

mr. ray said...

I like that guess paulealex!

Bello (Buddy) Manjaro said...

Have U seen Eddy van Halen lately? Id be surprised he could still er.. umm.. rise to the occasion.

lutefisk said...

I would love it to be Pete Wentz, but I can't really make him fit, except for the father part.
Joe Simpson would love it!

twunty mcslore said...

I like the Slash guess and that wife of his looks like she wouldn't be afraid to cut a bitch if she found out.

Cheryl said...

Not a lot of clues to go on here. I too thought of Gavin Rossdale because his name recognition is higher than it should be only because of who he is married to. I rejected this guess because I don't think he is into girl groupies. Marilyn has implied that he still likes trannys and there was a blind not too long ago about him picking up trannys at the clubs.

I'm going with Slash only because I'm getting a funny visual of him shaving a groupie.

paulealex said...

I dunno about Slash... she famously said that she would castrate him if he ever cheated. And she is one mean looking woman... I would be affraid of her too!!

Vera R. Hamilton said...

What about that country singer that recently got married? He hosts that Gone Country show on CMT?

juicy said...

Could Keith Urban be considered a "rock" star? His music is country-rockish...

Ror said...

this is SO COMPLETELY off topic, and I apologize, but have you seen this story of the baby that was thrown out in the trash ALIVE?

This story just made me sick.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,488644,00.html

Harriet Hellfire said...

Slash's wife is AWESOME and HOT. And I do not doubt for one second that she would carry out that promise. Can't keep a good woman down! *L*

I think it's Gavin Rossdale too.

Katie said...

that story makes me so sad. i hate reading about stuff like that.

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Blondie said...

gotta be slash.

Jaiden said...

I like the Slash guess.

Eddie said...

Jon Bon Jovi. So easy.

Next.

nancer said...

but the 'now married' part sounds like the marriage is fairly new. i consider bon jovi an A rock star---not B+.

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pomme said...

slash isn't a famous rockstar father! iyet didn't know he 's father! if he's not gavin rossdale famous to be father,he could be Seal!

Harriet Hellfire said...

Pete Wentz would have been a good guess had it not been for the term "rockstar". That guys' band has got NOTHING to do with "rock". They just suck.

amster said...

I was thinking Mr Gwyneth Paltrow.

lutefisk said...

ageed Harriet--that is why I couldn't make it fit!

MontanaMarriott said...

Chris Martin from Coldplay

DNfromMN said...

I'm thinking "been awhile" is a clue. Only thing I could come up with was Staind (well, that and Britney Spears :).

None of those guys are a-list name recognition, nor would I call Staind b-list.

Laurie said...

Scott Stapp.

Laurie said...

Have you guys read Slash's autobiography? If this was him, I think he'd have no problem owning up to it.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Agreed Laurie, he admits to some pretty dirty stuff in that book...*L*

stiffkittens said...

Ror - WOW!

I'm pro-choice - but if that story is true, its nothing but murder and they should face the consequences. If a baby can breathe, it has a right to live.

My god, having an abortion at that stage is horrific enough without going through that. I hope the would-be mother is getting free unlimited therapy for this.

Himmmm said...

One of those unwashed Motley Cruetards perhaps?

Of course, they'd probably pick out the crabs, dip them in melted butter and eat them! I guess that's hardly a fetish worthy of The Crue. They've been through so much, so long that they prolly spent last tour trolling the crowd for women with colostomy bags to hump; or small Vietnamese boys or something equally befitting their age and socioeconomic status.

Then again...is Choad Kruger from Nickelbag married? Not that a crab would get anywhere NEAR his ugly mug. I don't care if he sings like the love child of Mariah Carey and Pavoratti...dude's fugly as muleshit!

Kind of like those gross 3 Door Down guys.
Total homos. ;-)

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Slash? No way. His wife would fuck him up and I believe she travels with him a whole lot too.

I like the Jon Bon Jovi guess. He's very on the down low about his screwing around....even before he had kids. He fits the whole deal. He also is rumored to use two condoms to be "extra safe". If it's not him, I would totally say it's Pete Wentz.

Miss X said...

Ror, I read that earlier and can't stop thinking about it. IMO, the person(s) responsible should be tried for murder. (Not the mother as she had already been on the fence about her decision).

As for a guess on this one, I'm with Amster and MontannaMarriott - Chris Martin.

B626 said...

Going on Hmmmmmm's guess-Is Nikki Sixx still married?
Although pubic lice would've been about the tamest thing he encountered in the old days..

Marina Ortiz said...

What about that "Rock of Love" has-been?

LauraM said...

I immediately thought Pete Wentz, but Chris Martin might just be it...

P.S. The "Rock of Love" has-been ain't married, but he's probably been infested with crabs for years.

Mrs.M5 said...

i was going to say Gavin Rossdale, but i love the Chris Cornell guess! tossup!

shoe addict said...

this is so broad thgat im guessin "been a while" is a clue and guess its aaron from Staind

whole_lotto _luv said...

All the past tense stuff - "had a very weird crab..." and "whenever he went on the road" -- makes me think this guy doesn't tour any more.

Which makes me agree with the Jon Bon Jovi guess.

J said...

I'd shave my eyebrows for Chris Cornell :)

Marie Braden said...

Actually, rumor has it that "the Rock of Love has been" (Bret Michaels of Poison) has been married for years, to the mother of his two children....

hannah said...

Steven Tyler? Father of Liv- so that takes care of the father part. Don't know if he's married though...? A+...

Podbaydoor said...

I'm going with Bill Wyman, in the 80s he was married to Mandy Smith, a model, whom he met when she was 14. They're divorced, but he remarried. She later told the story that he gave her crabs, but tried to blame it on her 2ndhands jeans she bought.

Jamie's Girl said...

please. Slash's wife probably gave him the crabs several times. Many of these rockstar's wives have, I'm sure. Look at Brett Michaels. Yuck.