Friday, April 24, 2009

Four For Friday - Tweeners

#1 - "He's just faking. Don't give him anything." Words from the mouth of this A-list tweener to her friends as they passed a homeless man sitting on the ground. Oh, she then spent about $1000 on food for dinner. Nice.

#2 - This B list actress/singer tweener is a little older than the characters she portrays. She is tired of studios, managers, and agents telling her what to do and so as her first order of business with her new self she kicked her "boyfriend" to the curb. Oh, she likes guys, she just didn't want the arranged "boyfriend" any longer.

#3 - This C list singer/actress is a tweener, but she has never really done the whole tweener show thing and has basically had to eke out a living on her own. Even though she is still a teenager, she has gone through a string of music producers in their late 20's and 30's. And when I say gone through a string of them, I don't mean just for producing her records. Hey, at least she is legal now.

#4 - This tweener actor on a hit show needs to get off the coke that was introduced to him by a former tween actor, and now, unemployed drug addict on the same network.

49 comments:

you crazy said...

#1 Miley Cyrus
#2 Ashley Tisdale

#3 and #4 no idea

Cate said...

That was my guesses too! I got nothing on 3 and 4.

me said...

Three is JoJo, she had that song get out and was in Aquamarine or whatever that Mermaid movie was.

jax said...

1- Miley
2- Ashley Tisdale/Hudgens
3- I want to say Raven Simone, but she was on a show...hmm.
4- One of those Zach n Cody kids?

Wow, Walt must be proud today!

jax said...

oooh good catch Me, she is also the tween who gets drunk and talks about her abortion from that BI too,no? that would make sense if she's schtupping the producers.

me said...

Could the unemployed former tween actor be the kids from Malcolm in the middle or one of the HOme Improvement kids?

Miss said...

I was totally feeling the Tisdale for 2 thing. Other than that I am lost..but I would really like to know who number 3 was :)

pomme said...

1# miley
2# miley!no ,i'm with ashley tisdale team
3# miley! no,i'm with Jojo team
4# miley!here,i'm serious! LOL

kathryn said...

#4 is the kid from two and a half men, but i don't know who the "introducer" would be

Janepod said...

1. Hudgens
2. Tisdale
3. Jordan Pruitt
4. Kid from 2 1/2 men & I have no idea. Someone from Ghost Whisperer?

Anonymous said...

#4 - the kid that plays jenny humphrey on gg?

HeyThere said...

1. Miley
2. Tisdale
3. Raven
4. Josh from that Drake & Josh show? Drake Bell being the introducer

lutefisk said...

Miley for #1, no idea for the rest, but I like the JoJo guess for #3.

Lucinda said...

#3 can't be Raven; she had a show. It was called That's So Raven.

Rocket Queen said...

Taylor Momsen for #4

stiffkittens said...

From the size of him, i don't think #4 is the boy from 2 1/2 men.

Definitely Miley for #1, the selfish little bitch.

Jamie's Girl said...

Obviously, they are all Disney actors!

Ambrosia said...

#1- Miley
#2- Ashley Tisdale
#3- JoJo
#4- Angus T Jones (don't know the introducer)

Mooshki said...

LOL, Momsen is my favorite trainwreck after LiLo, but I had no idea she was a man!

Anonymous said...

How about Vanessa Hudgens for #2?

City Councilman Doug said...

Drake Bell is employed now, and was steadily through 2008.

Dave Coulier hasn't had work since 2007.

Therefore....
1) I can't think of any other A-List tweener than Miley. Selena Gomez isn't A, and neither is Emma Roberts, and those are the other two I would guess.
2)Tisdale
3)Really, JoJo? But I defer to the experts on this. How sad, she has a great voice.
4)Josh Peck and Dave Coulier!

Cosi said...

1. Miley
2. Hugens 4 sure "arranged boyfriend"
3. ???
4. Taylor M

Jade, That Girl said...
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Jade, That Girl said...

I would say Dakota Fanning for #1---but I don't believe she would be considered A list since her last two movies didn't open to well--it just sounds like her..so because of that, I'll say the most obvious answer Miley.

--number two and three, pretty much everyone elses answers make sense.

four, too bad it's an actor. i was definitely thinking jenny humphrey and that chick from the oc who wears the headbands and keds all the time. except i think one of this is more new york based and the other is la based.

Nosey Parker said...

LOL Mooshki =]

1- Miley
2- Hugens
No guess for 3&4

PollyPureBred said...

Josh Peck is a great guess for #4!

linnea said...

i thoght i saw tisdale with the boyfriend just a couple of days ago though... i guess it could be a recent development.

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Ayesha said...

In all fairness, I don't give homeless people money. 9 times out of 10 they are just going to spend it on booze or crack. 9 times out of 10 they refuse food and want cash. There are plenty of places they can go for food.

And I know for a fact that at least three beggars in NYC who are total fakers.

Ayesha said...

In all fairness, I don't give homeless people money. 9 times out of 10 they are just going to spend it on booze or crack. 9 times out of 10 they refuse food and want cash. There are plenty of places they can go for food.

And I know for a fact that at least three beggars in NYC who are total fakers.

Jillian S. said...

If you don't give them money then how would you know 9 of the 10 used it on that?

libby said...

I've seen them use it on that, myself. They pour their change cups onto the counter at the liquor store, and refuse untouched, expensive food. I was a fine dining server, in downtown Indianapolis for 10 years. That was my experience. I don't accuse them of faking, just liking to be intoxicated like the rest of us.

On topic: I agree completely that Zac & Vanessa are in a symbiotic-famewhore relationship, but have they recently broken up? I don't know anything about these tweens.

And I'm not from Canada, was Dave Coulier ever a popular 'tween actor'? Because he was like 30 when he was famous here. And he's way too annoying to me, to research this myself.

I agree #1 is Miley. Life's sure gonna suck for her when she's older, and her complete lack of social and intellectual education inevitably destroys any even nostalgic interest in her.

libby said...

I write long! Golly!

asstronaut said...

4 has to be a guy for all those guessing momsen.. hate to think the 2.5 men kid is the one...he's a lil fat for a coke head

shakey said...

According to Wiki, Coulier is American. His mother's family is from New Brunswick. He'll be on that Bob and Doug animated show (I think the first show is tomorrow if I'm not mistaken). I didn't know he thought You Oughta Know by Alanis Morrissette was about him.

He was on a show called Out of Control on Nickelodeon ...

shakey said...

oh, and I really do like Dakota Fanning for No. 1. We all know she'd say that.

ms snarky said...

I still can't believe that You Oughtta Know is about Dave Coulier. And I've known it was about him since it was first a hit. She must have been very, very young. Good God. Dave Coulier???!!!!!!!

ms snarky said...

Jade -
I think I agree that Dakota Fanning isn't A list in the real sense, but she's def A list in the tween world.

crazy like a fox said...

#1 is definitely Miley:http://www.oceanup.com/2009/04/miley-cyrus-ignores-homeless-m.html

Jamie's Girl said...

Dakota Fanning is very real world and mannerly, not her.

shakey said...

Then that explains the shit fit she had in front the kids with cancer when she was in talks for the part in My Sister's Keeper.

Tea Lady said...

Good find, Crazy as a Fox. So it's Miley for #1. And even though I don't give homeless people money either, I'd never say "he's just faking" because it's boorish - how on earth could you ever know that for certain? Some people are down on their luck.

I got nuttin' on #2-4.

Lisa said...

Doubt its Josh Peck. Drake & Josh isn't on the air anymore. But he does look like he is on some type of drugs (weight loss, heavy bags under his eyes).

libby said...

Honestly, I always thought Dave Coulier was Canadian. I guess because of the Alanis thing, and his French name.

I was of the "You Can't Do That on Television" era, too old for Dave's show, I guess.

Ice Angel said...

Give me a break! That "homeless" guy is young, appears completely healthy, is cleanly shaven and hair is styled. He is wearing a nice Yankees hoodie with a decent sleeping bag.

I wouldn't give this guy a cent no matter how rich I was. Good for her...and yes...he probably is faking it!

joo said...

I heart her, so I hate to say it...

#3 Taylor Swift

Leah said...

#3- Has Taylor Swift done any acting?

~Ehch~ said...

#4 made me think of Cody Linley (on Hannah Montana) - he was on Dancing With The Stars last year and everyone was constantly remarking on how wired he is! It'd be sad - he seems sweet - but it fits.