Friday, February 05, 2010

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which sleazy footballer enjoyed a raucous trip to a lapdancing club recently and is now terrified of CCTV? No, NOT John Terry.

17 comments:

Moriah said...

The word "raucous" just bothers me for some reason. It's such a punk rock band name to me or maybe it used to be, because when I Googled, I got this band, lol: http://www.raucousband.com/ --- certainly not punk rock.

K said...

Any one of them.

Babs said...

Okay, show of hands: how many readers in the U.S. follow any 'footballers'? (And, yes, I know we 'Yanks' aren't the only people who read this blog.)

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That's what I thought.

amanda said...

cristiano ronaldo?

Collins said...

ashley cole! poor cheryl better get out while the gettin' is good...


and this is one southerner in the US who follows english football religiously and loves it.

i HATE chelsea so this john terry stuff for me has been brills.

The Missus said...

Babs, my hand is raised. But I don't have a guess for this one.

Lisa (not original) said...

John Terry is the Tiger Woods of Chelsea. Cole, Cole, Cole. BBCA should make a show of CCTV.

Amies said...

I second the Ashley Cole suggestion.

And also loving the JT saga - could not happen to a nicer bloke!

Barton Fink said...

My first thought was, "Isn't there an ointment for CCTV?" Then I realized, uh, oops. But I still think of cooties when I hear the word "lapdance."

Brunnhilde said...

Who cares? Not me.

DoYogaFeelGreat said...

On the Ashley Cole bus

KLM said...

Cole ftw... And I am from the USA and love English (and Dutch) football.

Jess said...

I'm not from the U.S so I'm gonna go with Wayne Rooney, he always seems like he's hiding something. Besides I think Ashley Cole is always a candidate for this B.I

Ashlea said...

I'm American and happen to love European football as well, and many of my friends like it too.

The Adventures of Missy G said...

As long as it aint Rio Ferdinand, I don't care! (Rio= new England captain)

Kinsey Holley said...

I don't enjoy watching English football the way I do American football (I'm from Texas - it's in the genes), but I absolutely love reading about footballers. They are so much better looking and more interesting than the Yank versions.

Having said that - don't all of them get nasty at strip clubs? Don't all of them cheat? English footballers commit adultery the way Dallas Cowboys get arrested for gun-related offenses, right?

(R)ed said...

You'll be hearing this about JT VERY soon!

Have heard the following will come out in the coming weeks....

Terry rumours which will make the paper over the next few weeks:
1. The Sun have lined up another EIGHT women who have slept with him in the last 18 months or so. The front page today that Bridges ex, Vanessa, has slept with five members of the Chelsea squad is only the beginning.
2. Two other Chelsea players - Gudjonsen and Drogba - were also sleeping with Bridge's girlfriend at the same time as Terry.
3. The Sun is also paying Vanessa 250k to dish everything including the fact that the mystery fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him
4. JT has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife (who also has kids).
5. Away from the bedroom, JT also owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a box he owns and hasn't paid for, even after he had mates in there racking up a 20k bill at the FA Cup final.and more worrying for jt recently needed to borrow 1million pound from he's clubs owner to pay huge gambling debts..