Friday, February 05, 2010

Four For Friday - All A Listers

#1 & #2 - This married Academy Award winner/nominee actress is a big fan of Adderall. She hides it from her A list celebrity husband though because of his past addictions. She has given him so much crap but doesn't want to hear him give it back to her.

#3 - This aging A list Academy Award winner/nominee actor loves when his teen children have girls come over to the house. Our actor spends the entire time they are there in a bathrobe and Speedo. No matter the time of day or the time of year.

#4 & #5 - This A list comedy actor was having a party at his house. The intercom system was on so music could be listened to throughout the house. Unfortunately for our actor the music stopped just as he was berating his B- list actress wife for embarrassing him in front of his friends. He also called her worthless. Nice huh?

79 comments:

Dschingis said...

number 3 is a repeat, isn´t it???

Ms Cool said...

#3 Nicholson

Derreck said...

1 is definitely Nicole and Keith. yikes. still love her though.

Anonymous said...

4+5 - Could it be ben stiller and christine taylor?

sun08 said...

Ah Derreck you beat me to it! 1 is for sure Nic and Keith. Sad, but Adderall is probably being used by her for weight control. It is still not right but is not the same thing as his past drug issues.

RocketQueen said...

#1 - Kidman/Urban
#3 - Nicholson
#4 & #5 - Stiller/Taylor

SkittleKitty said...

I'm with Derreck for #1: Nicole and Keith.

#3 Jack maybe, but I'm wondering if it's Warren Beatty. More teen children there, I think.

#4 & 5: Steve Carell? (hope not). Wife is Nancy Walls and could be considered B- list, in my mind.

SkittleKitty said...

Ooo, I prefer the Stiller/Taylor guess. In my mind, he was pretty much already an asshole, so this wouldn't change that.

shazzzba said...

NICHOLSON IN A SPEEDO IS NOT A PRETTY SITE...BUT I DO LOVE HIM....

Genesis said...

the way he acts in movies when hes angry...ugh, same schtick. its sooooo annoying. (it referring to stiller)

Mooshki said...

At least he wears a speedo instead of going commando!

pusssykatt said...

I thought Ben and Christine were divorcing.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, I was thinking maybe Sandra Bullock and Jesse James for 1 & 2?

#3 I am going to go with Warren Beatty. Being the ladies man he once was.

#4 & 5 Definitely Stiller and Taylor - he's an asshole.

jbeebs said...

I was thinking CZJ and Michael Douglas for #1. But I really like the Kidman/Urban guess better!

selenakyle said...

Jeeze, all these women with access to Adderall. Sounds like a wonder appetite-suppressant.

Wish I could get me some of those, but I hate pills and big Pharma.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Yeah...my guesses are the same as everyone elses *L*

Anonymous said...

what about sascha and isla for 4 and 5?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I was thinking CZJ and Michael Douglas for #1

Angela said...

I agree about Urban/Kidman, Stiller/Taylor and Nicholson.

Both Warren Beatty and Nicholson have teenage kids but Beatty's are maybe still a little young (sons born in 1992 and 1994) while Nicholson has two children, a daughter born in 1990 and a son born in 1992, so the girls would be legal (or barely).

Angela said...

Isla Fisher is just engaged to Sacha Baron Cohen (being a Cohen, he can't religiously marry somebody who's not Jewish by birth).

Besides, from all reports, he's a very private person, while Stiller has a more developed social life, as he's also a producer.

SittingPat said...

Angela, you have a very bizarre grasp of judaism and of Sacha's adherence to it.

SJ said...

Looks like we got it with Kidman/Ubran, Nicholson, and Stiller/Taylor.

Nicholson's 19 yr old daughter was recently featured on one of these websites in a bikini. May have been on here. If her friends look like her, I'm not surprised he wants their attention - but I AM surprised he's so lacking in self-awareness. Nottie a hottie.

Ice Angel said...

#1-Nicole Kidman
#2-Keith Urban
#3-Jack?
#4-Ben Stiller
#5-Christine Taylor

Delta Sierra said...

Just to up the ick factor, I'm nominating Smell Gibson for Speedo-dad.

Anonymous said...

Would we really call Christine Taylor b-list? Aside from hubby's movies where she's had supporting roles, she was in the Brady Bunch movie and "Hey Dude". NOt exactly thr resume of a b-lister IMHO.

Anonymous said...

Would we really call Christine Taylor b-list? Aside from hubby's movies where she's had supporting roles, she was in the Brady Bunch movie and "Hey Dude". Not exactly the resume of a b-lister IMHO.

Anonymous said...

Would we really call Christine Taylor b-list? Aside from hubby's movies where she's had supporting roles, she was in the Brady Bunch movie and "Hey Dude". Not exactly the resume of a b-lister IMHO.

Anonymous said...

Would we really call Christine Taylor b-list? Aside from hubby's movies where she's had supporting roles, she was in the Brady Bunch movie and "Hey Dude". Not exactly the resume of a b-lister IMHO.

Anonymous said...

#1 CZJ - look how much weight she has lost!!

Cheryl said...

What about Kevin Costner for #3? He has a teenage son and probably thinks he could still rock a Speedo.

chopchop said...

LMAO at the reference to Hey Dude!!

Anonymous said...

Angela, I need to correct you. My cousin, who is a Cohen, married a Catholic girl who converted to Judaism. So yes, Cohen's can marry converts.

Cheryl said...

I don't think Nicole Kidman takes any crap from Keith Urban so this sounds more like CZJ and Michael Douglas. Cathy is rumored to do anything to take off weight and likes to eat junk food when she's not working. Kidman probably doeesn't eat at all.

chestnut-red said...

Whoever #3 is, that's really gross! Eewww! I feel sorry for his daughter. How embarassing!

Anonymous said...

Could someone enlighten me? What's up with the name Cohen and Jewish marriage laws?

.robert said...

Hrm, the Cohens were the Jewish priest families, holy of holy, ark of the covenant and all that.

Anonymous said...

Is this a thing of him being a COHEN as in someone being a KENNEDY or a matter of just having the last name Cohen, like my boss has the last name Kennedy?

And I'm sorry, but I saw that pic of Jack Nicholson's daughter in a bikini and while her figure isn't bad, she's no great beauty at all!

Anonymous said...

My husband called me useless once in front his dad. I kicked him in the balls and his dad smacked him in the face.

Sis Cesspool said...

I feel sorry for Taylor. To put up with that abuse, even from a one-trick pony. Get out honey, and don't look back.

If you need any relative inspiration, Kidman won an Oscar when she finally got loose from her captor.

shakey said...

I first thought of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James for 1 and 2.

3. sounds familiar because their was a blind about a Dad who would sit in the hot tub with his teenaged daughter's friends. This could be the same person.

ChasingHeaven said...

I love my Adderall.

SisterKitty said...

I think #1 is ben Affleck and Jen Gardner. #2 is Nicholson and #3 Siller/Taylor

Blanche Hudson said...

1/2: I agree with Nicole and Keith.

3: I thought of Mel Gibson. Most of his kids are in their teens. I can see his crazy ass doing this.

4/5: I'll go with Ben and Christine. Adam Sandler's wife isn't B list.

slider1964 said...

I take Adderall. Its a bugger to get even with a prescription. Have to have a written prescription,no call ins, and they will only write it for 3mths at a time. It didn't used to be this difficult to get. It's because of all the people who are abusing it... :(

Ellen said...

I think Ben and Christine for 3&4. I think it is so sad because it seems like she has been held back in her career being with that jerk. He is not funny at all and he acts like he thinks he's better than everyone else. As awful as this one is, it is good to know that he made an ass out of himself in front of so many people. What an idiot!

The others I don't know, but I like the Jack Nicholson guess for #2 (gross!) and maybe the Kidman/Urban guess for #1.

henrietta said...

Is Stiller a jerk? Can anyone fill me in?

Mango said...

I'll go with:

#'s 1 & 2: Nicole and Keith
# 3: That elderly perv, Jack Nicholson
#'s 4 & 5: Stiller and Miller


Pics of Jack's daughter (in the plaid top):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1248844/Special-effects-remove-Anna-Sophia-Robbs-arm-shoots-Soul-Surfer-Jack-Nicholsons-daughter.html

Jack is so rich, spoiled and convinced of his own charms that I have no doubt it's him. *shudders*

kathryn said...

ben stiller is the biggest fucking jerk EVER.  
his "hilarious" on-screen tantrums pale in 
comparison to his douche-tastic actual
behavior.  threw a cell-phone at an AD I know.

Anonymous said...

3 is bruce willis

TheGoldenSockPuppet said...

Cesspool: Kidman and her captor, funny.

I remember Ben's mom hosting some informational/training video about how to handle old, senile people and sex (seriously) and I remember thinking how that would be so embarrassing for him as a kid.

The video is like circa 1975. I can't find the link anymore but it was entertaining in the way only something made before political correctness can be.

Whatever2008 said...

4 + 5: Jim Carrey and his wife.

Angela said...

Concerning Cohen...

SBC seems to be an observant Jew in more ways than you'd guess. He speaks Hebrew fluently (every time he spoke "Russian" in Borat", it was Hebrew) as he spent months or years in Israel. Went to Jewish summer camps and was a Jewish scout as a child.

Isla Fisher spent three years to be converted, and it wasn't an American liberal conversion.

Every Cohen (or Kagan or Cahn, or any variation on the name) is supposed to be a son of Aaron and belongs to a special group of people who have rights and obligations. For instance, observant Cohanim aren't supposed to go to a cemetary, as they don't have to be in the vicinity of death. Their tombstones are engraved with drawings of hands (with the very same gesture Leonard Nimoy used as the Vulcan salute in Star Trek). And they aren't allowed to marry somebody non-Jewish, or even a converted woman, else they lose the religious title.

To make it short, it's complicated if you're even a little observant.

Anonymous said...

Slider...I know what you mean, it sucks for me because I actually have ADHD and they make me jump through hoops because of all the people that abuse it..sounds like I should move to Cali though, seems the only symptom you have to have is breathing in order to get a prescription for it

ms snarky said...

For 1 and 2, the Nicole / Keith guess is good, but, for an alternate, how about Gwyneth / Chris Martin? Does he have a history?

notachance said...

I'm not on the Kidman/Urban train here, I think Enty would've made some musical reference instead of just "A-list celebrity".

I'm really liking the Sandra Bullock/Jesse James - plus, she's in the photo's today. Not to mention, she has gotten quite skinny of late.

kathryn said...

it kinds of cracks me up that SBC is supposed to be
so observant but has no prob knocking up some
shiksa and not marrying her.  isn't that a little bit
of a no-no?

HautieTx said...

#1

Jennifer Gardner and our site mascot Ben Affleck.

He has looked so miserable for the last year. I can completely see her doing the Adderall to finally drop her baby weight. Then terrorizing Affleck daily for needing a drink to put up with her self righteous ass.

#2

Just ewwwwww.

#3

Going to have to go with the Stiller/Taylor guess.

His assiness has gotten legendary in the last couple of years.

Anonymous said...

#1 is Jennifer Garner.

Cancan said...

Jennifer Garner is an AA nominee?

ms snarky said...

I just can't see jesse james as an A list anything. Maybe in the motorcycle reality show world, but where else?

A. Whiting said...

I have waited for a time this story was relevant...
A friend was staying at a hotel in Kenya in 2008-2009. He said Stiller was there for some charitable organization and was all cozy in the bar with one of the chicks associated with the group. He and all his male friends agreed Stiller was hitting it. Said he seemed like a tool. Lounging with these chicks on lanai.

Taylor and Stiller separated last year and are divorcing, it's not them...unless they were throwing a party for one of the kids.

A. Whiting said...

Also-he said Stiller had injured his foot and was hobbling around, if that gives it some context.

Delta Sierra said...

Seriously hoping Speedo-dad isn't Dennis Quaid, he's been shown recently in pics with a serious six-pack. He was sooo hot back in the day. Does craziness run in the family? Look at Randy. Oy.

memyselfandi said...

Can't be Jennifer Garner, she's not an AA winner/nominee. But it's a great guess seeing as she has suddenly dropped a lot of weight.

I'd be sad to find out it's Nicole Kidman.

reddogg said...

4 & 5 - Jim Carrey and his current wife

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Miss X said...

Jen Garner. Even if she isn't an "Academy award winner/nominee" she's still got a nice long list of awards/nominees per IMDB. And Enty's commented many times on how skinny she has gotten.

Choice said...

Miss X - it clearly says Academy Award Winner. Jen Garner is not that.

Basil said...

Is Christine Taylor even considered B list??? And if Stiller is such an A-hole that it is well known, why would this be a blind?

My guess is that a reveal of this would be shocking, so I am going to say Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. It might be a stretch to call Rita a B, but she certainly has the name recognition.

sunnyside1213 said...

I don't think Jim Carrey is married.

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J-Mo said...

ms snarky, I think Chris Martin is supposed to be a teetotaller, not indulging in anything except cokey actresses.

James said...

#3. Ummmmm.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-467050/Hes-got-paunch-hes-70-Jack-Nicholson-lady-killer.html

textkitten said...

@Paz: "I'm not going to guess Kidman simple because she has a new baby and hopefully she's not so stupid as to drug herself around a baby."

Adderall isn't heroin or alcohol - it does not alter your mental state (in a hallucinogen) or negatively affect motor control. It helps those who need it focus, and if she is not breastfeeding, it will not affect her baby. Having a more alert & focused mind may help her be a better mom (if she really is suffering from ADD). I'm mot trying to be b*tchy, but please get your facts straight before you make a judgemental post like that.

I realize this A-lister may be using it for weight control and/or a stimulant, but the post comes off as unnecessarily harsh to those who may actually need to take it. A family member and a friend both have severe ADD and function much better with Adderall, and one of them is a mom.

notachance said...

Nicole Kidman did NOT need to lose any baby weight, as she only gained like 5 lbs more than what the baby actually weighed. She was super skinny before pregnancy, during & after - and eats like a bird.

Marisa Baldassaro said...

# 1 Is def def def Catherine Zeta Jones. She is known in the industy to have a really terrible Adderall addiction and she has won an Oscar.

Marisa Baldassaro said...

Also her husband is way A list and he has publicly had a sex addiction

Marisa Baldassaro said...

I would say #3 is Ben Stiller. I have seen him and his wife and he is a complete dick to her. Also is a dick in general