Monday, February 22, 2010

Today's Blind Items

This Real Housewife who is not currently married but had an intriguing heterosexual relationship on the show is gay.

43 comments:

cajun cutie said...

It's Kim (Real Housewives of Atlanta)

Carly said...
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MontanaMarriott said...

Yeah isn't this Kim who is dating Out Lesbian DJ Tracy Young? Kind of old news if it is her, babe.

It's just me! said...

Kim is a viable answer, but it could also be Kandi. Fiancee was on the show, argued frequently with her mother, was highly rumored to be a big-time drug dealer in real life and was later killed outside a strip club.

califblondy said...

What about Gretchen and Slade?

mingreader said...

Bethanny

Dave said...

I am hopelessly uncool, what the Real Housewife?

nancer said...

bethenny's engaged and pregnant. not her.

crazy teenager said...

oh Dave, Dave, Dave....RH is only THEE best show on TV. It is a non-stop freight train and each week you get to watch it crash! Each season/series is a different location. they have featured "Housewives" of Atlanta, New York, New Jersey & Orange County. It is on Bravo.

angie said...

Kim Zolciak, Heterosexual relationship w/married guy (Big Papa)...yeah, I watch it and LOVE that show.

cdanluva said...

gotta go with the chick who was in a prostitution and drug ring on the New Jersey season.

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abby said...

do not care about housewives, real or otherwise.

Kiradris said...

My vote is for Kandi. I think this is a RHOA one. The interesting relationship is phrased in the past tense, so I think this is referring to her now deceased ex-fiance AJ, who was shady as all get out. I hope this doesn't across as too stereo-typy, but Kandi seemed like a majorly strong woman, and I can see her as a lesbian or bi.

As for Kim, it could definitely be her, but I doubt she's an out and out lesbian, she seems like she'd sleep with anyone willing to pay her Neiman Marcus bill.

Dave said...

cdanluva, I hope you are not insinuating there is anything wrong with prostitution and drugs.

cdanluva said...

Dave, no of course not. My motto is: what's good enough for the New Jersey housewives is good enough for me.

Kiradris said...

I guess I wanted to add that Kandi is by far and away my favorite "Real Housewife." She seems to be the only one from any of the shows (and you can correct me here, because I've never seen OC or NY) who legitimately has her own money. All the other women seem to only have family money, money from their current spouse, or money extracted from a divorce settlement. I really hope they have a 3rd Atlanta one and she's on it.

chihuahuense said...

this is my only beef with the Housewives franchise, and lemme tell you it is a weird beef, but work with me here:

Orange County, in the pictures, they are holding : oranges

NY: apples

Atlanta: peaches

that is all well and good, then you got New Jersey: Nothing, standing there in their black dresses and pearls. HELLO? GARDEN STATE ANYONE?!? I am not even from there, and I knew that from second grade social studies. Let them stand there with hydrangeas and peonies. I mean, really!


oh, Kim would sleep with ANYONE.
Kandi pings.
and Gretchen, whew! she is a hot mess. I don't mean to pick, ok, I do, but she really isn't that pretty. She's odd, because in some pictures she looks good, and then sometimes her mouth kind of looks like an open, straining anus with gerbil teeth. Anyone notice that?

Oh, and I thought her boyfriend was named "Slade Smiley". Then on one episode everyone was referring to him as "Joe Slade." And no, it wasn't "Jo's Slade" as in his first girlfriend. They said "Joe, Joe Slade".

ok, I'm done. Sorry for ranting.

Pamela said...

What about a wild card guess...
LuAnn? Would her former marriage to a Count be intriguing?

califblondy said...

Gretchen's looks depend on the lighting. Sometimes she looks flawless, beautiful skin, hair, eyes, etc., but if the lighting is off her skin is horrible and she looks like crap. I've only heard Slade's name as Slade. Maybe they were saying Jo's Slade? I know he's slimey, but he's still cute, IMO.

Kiradris, I think Vicki from OC has her own money. She certainly works a lot.

Jimmy said...

Gretchen looks like a rat, not the Mafia kind but animal kind. And she talks and laughs like a pig. I vote for He by ShuRay

chihuahuense said...

oh, totally forgot about that Tranny!

flwrgurl said...

kim they're are going to spin it on the next season

zandra said...

Intriguing means unusual, captivating or arousing curiosity in. Slade fits that, he's been with a few of the RH of OC women, he's unemployed, dead beat dad to a dying son - Gretchen kind of fits this, do we know if she's ever been married for money or love?

Khandi also fits, dead boyfriend who was a hood rat and shot to death, past tense describing him, and I can see Khandi switching teams. At some point some women just give up they are ever going to find a decent loving man. It happens. I am leaning towards number 2 but I don't think Kim would keep that secret for even one minute.

Either way as long as someone finds love and they are happy, I'm all for it.

Sis said...

Gretchen was the first one I thought of too! Slade is a big ole douchebag! She is the third housewife he dated and is a slimy creepy kind of guy! I also agree with the person who commented about the lighting, sometimes she has gorgeous skin and at other times her skin looks lumpy.

Ellin said...

What about Kelli on RHNYC???

Majik said...

zandra said:

"At some point some women just give up they are ever going to find a decent loving man".

Oh, puhleeze!! One is born gay, one does not become gay for lack of a better option...it's not a choice, luv.

f said...

I first thought of Gretchen, but Kandi would work too.

And yes, Gretchen's mouth does in fact resemble an anus with teeth. Kudos to her for not trying to fix it with plastic surgery.

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

This might have been the most amusing CDAN comments posted ever. Seriously...you all debated the virtues of the lover of a hoodrat, an ex prostitute, an anus with teeth (my fave), Luann (oh hel nah), and the glorious gold digger that is Kim. I can now die.

:)

Mango said...

Gretchen...sometimes her mouth kind of looks like an open, straining anus with gerbil teeth. Anyone notice that?

And yes, Gretchen's mouth does in fact resemble an anus with teeth.

Not a fan of Gretchen's or anything but try as I might, I just don't see the anus with teeth resemblance.

I'm hoping it's Kelly. She was pretty loathsome. I dislike Vicki equally as much, but I just don't get the gaydar on her.

andrew said...

What about Jeanna from RHOC? I know she's not technically on the show right now, but her volitile relationship with drunk Matt was slightly intriguing, and now they are separated(possibly divorced) she is free to be bisexual.

Or it's just Kim being the attention whore that she is.

I'll go with that.

captivagrl said...

jeana/don

Kim said...

realitytvfans.com says that Tamra is going to drop a "bombshell" on the season finale on 3/4. I know the rumor has been that she's been boning some friend of Simon's but maybe it's her or she knows?

Meggie said...

Zandra--Kandi's ex-fiance wasn't shot to death. He was beaten outside of a club he owned and subsequently died.

It is widely known in ATL that Sheree is gay. My hairdresser is a drag queen that regularly performs and as seen her at several parties with her girlfriend. However, no intriguing relationship (unless you count her poor ex-husband whom she was out to get in the divorce settlement).

Icecat said...

Kim, Gretchen, LuAnn or Khandi.

It has to be one of them. I'm leaning towards Kim, just because of the intriguing hetero relationship part. We never saw "Big Poppa". He was intriguing, mysterious...But I also agree with whomever said: "Kim will fuck who ever pays her Nieman Marcus bill".. Funny Shit Man!!

BUT on the other hand, LuAnn had an intriguing relationship too. Just not as intriguin as Kim's.

Kim Zolciak FTW..

mikey said...

chihuahuense - LOL - they should be holding tomatoes, that's what the Garden State is known for. Some Rutgers Big Boys would do.

Katie said...

Best tomatoes on earth, too, Jersey tomatoes.

I vote for the RHONJ with the Vulcan eyebrows -- Danielle. If she is gay, though, I feel sorry for any nice, self-respecting lesbian who falls for her. A predator is a predator. She is divorced, spent Season 1 "dating" a guy about half her age, and seemed pretty open about the fact that she was hunting for a husband whose sole qualification was the ability to bankroll her lifestyle and support her two daughters in the style to which they were accustomed. Her description of the perfect man created, for me, anyway, a vivid image of an ATM with a penis. Very romantic.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Geeze, throw a dart at the cast members, huh? This could be anyone!

primadana said...

I think it's Kandi .
she's my favorite on ANY of the different real housewives. she has her own money and is actually talented.

what about "the Countess" though ?

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

The(dis)Countess would never admit to being a lesbian, or bisexual. I'm suprised she admitted to splitting with the Count.

Sis said...

The bombshell on Orange County for Tamra could be her divorce, I know they are divorcing/divorced now, and she could be dating her real estate partner who is Simon's best friend, I am not remembering his name.

I can't stand the new housewife, her husband is super creepy he "lays his hands" on her and the children (they have 2 to sometimes 3 nannies) every morning for Jesus and prayers etc., he talks about her huge boobs to their paster etc., ugh! None of the men seem to work except Vicki's husband Donn and Lynn's husband who works construction, you never see them doing their "jobs", or going anywhere to work.

Jeana is an interesting guess, her kids would give her hell, so I do not think it is her, but definately intriguing, imo.

The anus comment is hilarious, now I will think that when she has that weird laugh/talk thing that she does, too funny!!

momo said...

"I'm hoping it's Kelly. She was pretty loathsome. I dislike Vicki equally as much, but I just don't get the gaydar on her."

Mango, I don't understand, why do you 'hope' it's Kelly? Because you believe it is bad to be gay, so you hope it is true of people you dislike?

Sorry if I'm misinterpreting.

... said...

This morning on usmagazine.com:

Real Houswives' Kim Zolciak Steps Out with Girlfriend!

http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/real-housewives-kim-zolciak-steps-out-with-girlfriend-201013