Friday, May 07, 2010

BuzzFoto Blind Item

Which famous singer is in the process of penning a children’s book? Although she’s made her money, her secret dream from childhood was to become an author. No word if it’s any good.

Not Celine Dion.

26 comments:

captivagrl said...

dolly?

Liza said...

Waaaaaaaaaay too vague. Think it must be a singer that doesn't put out albums all that often anymore but there are so many it could be.

Green Wave Gal said...

I thought Madonna or Sheryl Crow for some reason...

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Madonna already wrote some shitty kids books. Not her

Seahorse said...

Madonna has been there done that right? Didn't she have a book called "The English Roses" or something like that? I don't know about Dolly, it sounds like something she might do to benefit or empower children, she has a humongous book charity in the Smokeys.

Mina said...

Why is this a BI?
Is there something scandalous about it? YAWN!

Syko said...

I like the Sheryl Crow guess, she has that fairly newly adopted baby boy and she might be tuned into kiddie books right now.

Ol Cranky said...

I thought I read somewhere that Melissa Ethridge was writing a children's book

nunaurbiz said...

"Crack is Whack, Kids (Plus You're Hogging My Drug Supply!)" by Whitney Houston

d said...

nice one, nuna.

Seriously, this has got to be the worst blind item in history.

Sylvia said...

lol@nuna

MINXXX said...

I hate BIs from buzzfoto.

Mango said...

Babs.

headrot said...

madonna. she's already been writing a couple childrens books.

RocketQueen said...

I'm with Mango. Babs.

Taylor said...

I can see Gwen writing a series of Harajuku Girl themed children's books.

Catherine said...

Some Potential Titles....


Daddy's New Wife John

You Are Different and That's Bad

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

The Kid's Guide To Hitchhiking

All Cats Go To Hell

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Fun Four-Letter Words To Know and Share

Grandpa Gets a Casket

You Are The Cause of Your Parent's Divorce

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator

Curious George and The High Voltage Fence

Whining, Kicking and Crying To Get Your Way

The Human Anatomy Pop-up Book

Some Kittens Really Can Fly

That's It, You're Being Put Up For Adoption

Strangers Have The Best Candy

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

Things Rich Kids Have But You Never Will

Your Nightmares Are Real

Yes! You Were An Accident

Why Can't Mr. Electrical Outlet and Mrs. Fork Be Friends

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
The Man In The Moon Is Really Satan

Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book

Mrs.M5 said...

ahahahaha! those are some fab titles!

Lisa (original) said...

Catherine....I think I read some of those books, ;-)

Pookie said...

catherine ftw!!!

teehee.

sunnyside1213 said...

Classic Catherine! Just in time for mothers day.

Mentok the Mind Taker said...

Catherine --

Thank you, thank you, thank you! That made my afternoon.

I'm even happy about the soda that came out of my nose from laughing so hard!

Happy Mom's Day, Kids!

Mooshki said...

LOL Catherine and nunaurbiz! I'd rather buy any one of those than the crappy books Madonna "wrote."

Tenley said...

Who better to write a children's book than someone named Gaga?

caralw said...

I think Gwen is best guess so far.

RJ said...

I think the phrase "sweet dream" points to Annie Lenox.