Monday, May 03, 2010

Random Photos Part Two

Some randomness. Jessica Simpson and Jimmy Fallon. The Gooper was on Jimmy on Friday. They rapped together. Yes, it was as bad as you think it sounds.
Kevin Dillon in Vegas.
Two more years and this will be a sex tape that sells.
Holy crap. Karl Lagerfeld is actually smiling.
At the series finale party for 24. That calls for a drink.
Make that two drinks. What is Kat von D wearing?
Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow in DC.
I think Mariah must spend half her day squeezing into these things while Nick stands by with the butter.
The founding fathers of the "I can't believe my d**k has not fallen off given the number of women I have had sex with" club.
Michael Madsen and Eve at the start of the Gumball 3000 Rally. Michael lasted about an hour before he got a speeding ticket and was disqualified.
The pale one gets set for a hike in Maui.
The pale one being Nicole Kidman.

40 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

ROFLMAO regarding the Larry King/Michael Douglas comment

chopchop said...

Why in the hell was fucking Kim Kardashian invited to the White House???

Patty said...

Please don't knock the pale. I have very fair skin too and burn easily. Rarely tan. I've come to accept that rocking the pale skin is OK.

Majik said...

At first I thought, "Ok, Nicole is hiking with her daughter...that's nice". This was, almost instantaneously, replace with the thought, "Oh, no she's actually using her child as extra weight while she works out." Look at her expression, that doesn't say "fun day out with mummie", it says "outta my way, I have to stay slim, hang on kid."

Momster said...

I'm going to show my inner geekness by saying I like Kevin Dillon's shirt. (That is all I like about him!)

Kat Von D was interesting for about 2 minutes. her "reality" show is beyond stupid now.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Didn't we have a blind item where one clue was the wife of a Hollywood couple had boatloads of family money? At any rate, I recently learned that Leslie Mann comes from an extremely wealthy family, so if anyone can remember that blind, please help me and my brain fart out.

jess said...

So is Gooper now from the hood?
-the Bieber comment is creepy...lol
-Kim K has done something to her face.
-Mariah's dress is going to burst open!
-Pale skin rocks a lot more than an orage tan

Cheryl said...

Bieber looks like the lost Osmond brother.

Ashlea said...

Kat Von D looks like she's on the good shit.

surfer said...

chopchop - kim k was a guest of Greta Van Susteren (Fox),

MontanaMarriott said...

Is Greta Von Susteren a lesbian trying to get sum Kim?? I mean why else bring her??

Shmooey said...

Kat Von D is running out of style ideas.

Mariah Carey!!! *speechless*

That brave little zipper deserves a medal.

Unknown said...

Little Miss...don't think it's her. This blind sounds like it's someone who's single:

from March 22:
This actress is C list through and through. She does movies and has been in some huge ones and she has done television and been in a huge series. Not the star, but not just a one line thing either. You would recognize her but probably wouldn't know her name. Anyway, last week she called the fire department to her home. An actual home because she has family money. She told the department that someone had dropped a cigarette in the sofa and it caught on fire. When the results didn't match what she claimed, she finally admitted she and two friends had been freebasing coke and that is what torched almost her entire living room.

surfer said...

montana - I've often wondered the same thing, as Greta doesn't exactly come across as very feminine. But I did see a picture of Kim K with Greta and her husband (who FYI, are both Scientologists).

That's the thing about the Correspondent's Dinner - the media always invite celebrities, you know, the whole mix & match thing.

Sporky said...

I like Kat von D, but I wish she wouldn't wear her pants so low, it reminds me of when little kids shit their pants at school and run around with the bottoms hanging low. And I agree that her show is beyond stupid. They don't need her, just a loop of her saying "I'm, like, really really really busy and like, so stressed right now, I don't have time for this."

Sporky said...

P.S. Nicole K. looks like she's carrying a dead kid in her backpack. Poor Sunday.

lmnop123 said...

Karl Lagerfeld looks like "third lip" when he smiles. No better for his "women need to be a size zero" azz.

Kat von D WTH?

Mariah, just.... nooooooooooooo. Even you can do better than that. Really you can. Just trust me.

mooshki said...

I think (hope) there's going to be a backlash against the orange and pale is going to come back into style.

Cheryl said...

I have no idea about Greta's sexuality but she's married and she is a Scientologist. Just sayin'.

RJ said...

I'm pale, and I think it is soooooo much better than that fake orange look of the Jersey people or the leathery skin of lots people who've spent years with real tans. Plus, I'm no huge Kidman fan, but I think she looks a little healthier in these pictures. Her legs have muscle. She's not just skin and bones.

Unknown said...

Hey, Pale Pride! Yes, it's spring time in Chicago, time for me to get out my shorts and go blind some folks.

"That brave little zipper..." LOL!

RocketQueen said...

Just saw Kat Von D's reality show for the first time this past weekend and couldn't agree more with you, Sporky. It mentioned she'd been sober for two years which surprised me, because she really does act like she's on the bad shit.

Michael Douglas is looking "fresh"?

I like Leslie and Judd. Hope they're the real deal.

You couldn't pay me to tap Kevin Dillon. He's uber gross to me.

E. DuBois said...

Mariah, dear! That dress gave its life so that you could live! Such sacrifice!

hotchacha said...

False alarm, everyone. Karl Lagerfeld is not smiling. It's simply gas.

As you were, gang.

chihuahuense said...

oh, Sporky, I usually don't laugh at dead kid comments, but that was too funny.

I hope pale comes back, Mooshki! Then I will fit in :) My legs that is.

PotPourri said...

Nicole is AWESOME still to me. I love her paleness, she is always so beautiful with it. Who is the woman in the photo with her? When I saw the woman hoisting the child, I thought THAT was Nicole, not the other.

PotPourri said...

Nicole is AWESOME still to me. I love her paleness, she is always so beautiful with it. Who is the woman in the photo with her? When I saw the woman hoisting the child, I thought THAT was Nicole, not the other.

PotPourri said...

Nicole is AWESOME still to me. I love her paleness, she is always so beautiful with it. Who is the woman in the photo with her? When I saw the woman hoisting the child, I thought THAT was Nicole, not the other.

JS said...

I admire her for going out for a hike, at least.

lanasyogamama said...

Kat Von D was hotter when she didn't try so hard.

HannahPalindrome said...

I will never believe that Kidman gave birth.

cricket said...

NYC2008 neither will I,and I bet you anything that as soon as the camera was gone she handed that baby right back to the nanny to take back to the hotel out of her sight.

chopchop said...

Greta is a Scientologist? Really?? She's from the Fox Valley in Wisconsin which is where I grew up. I'm shocked that someone so small-town and salt-of-the-earth-ish as she is would fall for that crap.

Fabulous! said...

i just can't stand kat von d and after watching a couple of episodes, i know i'm not missing anything! she's the typical 90's valley girl, but hides behind tattoo's as a front. so stuck up!

as for kim k, she looks gorgeous... wow she looks identical to her mom with each passing day. apparently, that's her mom's dress in the pic. thought that was interesting.

saw keifer on ellen today, looked really good and seems really down to earth. like him a little more now.

Shmooey said...

Are people saying that Kat von D does/did drugs?
I thought when she talks about being sober, it means she is no longer drinking, because apparently she used to be a heavy drinker.

Even though I don't like tattoos, and would never get one, I was obsessed with Miami Ink (I'll still watch it if I catch it, even though I've probably seen each episode 4 or 5 times).

I was sad that Ami and Kat fell out, and that he accused Kat of sending him anti-semitic messages (does anyone know what came out of that?).

I have been watching LA Ink, and although I do find it compelling viewing (I love the artistry of it, the skill that goes into the drawings), I have to say it's more of a soap opera than a reality show.

Ami has complained that Miami Ink wasn't "real" because sometimes they had to play up to camera.
If Miami Ink was manufactured, then LA Ink is Days Of Our Lives with tattoos.

When she was dating Roy Orbinson's son, they filmed him ostensibly going behind her back to speak to her father to ask for her hand in marriage.
They even filmed their conversation at a restaurant, and her dad says "Well, I don't know you at all, but you have my blessing to marry my daughter". Fantastic. Immediately after, she dumps him.

If it wasn't for the confused and hurt look on Orbie's face, I could have sworn this was all a stunt.

Then 2 episodes later she's with Nikki Sixx.

Sporky is spot on about the voice over: A lot of the time she's either setting up a music festival, or getting a book ready, or launching a make up line, and then it's "I don't know how I'm gonna cope with all this - I'm sooooooooo busy right now."

kit said...

Is that Eve with Michael Madsen? And why is he channeling his inner blonde?

Green of Eye, Sharp of Claw said...

Kat Von D is wearing Alexander McQueen


http://www.alexandermcqueen.com/us/en/shop/Womenswear/Spring-Summer-10/Looks/PRE-SPRING-COLLECTION/P-PRESPRINGSUMMER2010WWLook1.aspx

Choice said...

Kidman must be really worried about putting on weight what will all the exercise she's doing in Hawaii:
http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/

Leah said...

I've loved Leslie Mann since George of the Jungle.

Unknown said...

Do folks have an 'issue' with pale skin? You never hear mention about Halle Berry's 'coco shade' or Eve Mendez' 'caramel tint'...
Some folks can't (and shouldn't) tan. Making fun of their paleness is like making fun of Opra's darkness...

Every shade is beautiful, even 'glow-in-the-dark' pale...

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