Friday, May 07, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

What have you guys done to deserve so many Blind Vice's in the past week and a half? Or better yet, why have so many dudes been extra skanky, as of late?

Meet Chet Chick-Muncher. You'd think this star would have been a Vicer already since his ridiculous antics have been going on for decades, but his dirty laundry is usually so publicly aired there's never been a need before.

Until now, thanks to a certain electronic misstep...

Chet has definitely had his share of substance-abuse problems, and it seems one of his effed-up escapades is coming back to haunt him—big-time.

Obviously, we mean a sex tape. Who the hell doesn't have one lying around these days?

Only problem is, not only is Chick-Muncher attached and most definitely straight-ish, this tape isn't with his honey—or a girl.

Seems CC-M, who enjoys his female skank-up a lot, has been caught on-camera, not with a hooker, but totally blowing some random dude. Yes, that's how obscenely obliterated the Munch was when this went down—pun intended.

And one of the parties from this par-tick sexfest is shopping this bad-boy tape around, and Chet is convinced it's about to come out.

Hence, Chick-Muncher's attempt to fade back into the background. He's actually trying to become less of a public figure these days, professionally speaking, even though it may not look that way at all. That way, if the footage does come out in the near future, it won't sell for as much or have as much of an impact on his reputation (which is not exactly great right now).

And yes, Chet's lady is aware of what's going on. Wonder if she'll be the one to let the haunting tape spill to the press? It certainly would give her ammo for what's sure to be a massively uncomfortable split.

And it ain't…

Tiger Woods, John Edwards, Jesse James

31 comments:

Tricia said...

Charlie Sheen

shazzzba said...

GOT NOTHING...

chopchop said...

Colin Farrell?

Diane said...

Totally Charlie!!!!!!

__-__=__ said...

Dax Shepard?

hello kitty said...

Is this related to another bi about a "non gay" m/m bj???

libby said...

I have to say I cannot wait for that tape to come out if this is Charlie (I think it pretty obviously is). SOMETHING has to happen that finally makes memaws and pepaws stop funding this bozo!

Syko said...

Is Charlie old enough to have been performing ridiculous antics for decades? Because if he is, this has to be him.

pomme said...

charlie sheen?

SkittleKitty said...

Only thing against Charlie is: I thought he already had another Ted vice, which would mean this couldn't be him.

Trish said...

My first thought was Hasselhoff because the blind said he'd been around for decades and he also called him "The Munch" like he calls himself "The Hoff"

libby said...

SkittleKitty, that is an internet myth (like the one that claims Enty says an Oscar means you are A-list for life).
Ted had a post where he explicitly said that that is FALSE, that some people have had more than one name.

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MontanaMarriott said...

Jeremy Piven

Katie said...

Mel Gibson

d said...

second mel gibson.

RocketQueen said...

This is the blind I was referring to the other day. Charlie.
And Libby - I've seen Ted explicitly say that he does NOT give one person more than one name.

heatherhug said...

Charlie Sheen. Definitely around long enough to have had antics for decades...he was a mess back in Ferris Bueller days. Hookers, substance abuse, massively uncomfortable split, very public dirty laundry. Only thing off is his trying to become less of a public figure. He's been demanding huge pay increases on Two and a Half Men.

Jess said...

Oh yeah...totally Charlie Sheen

Dawn said...

I had no idea, but you guys convinced me pretty quick for sure.

Sheen FTW!!!

Amy, Jeff and Kimchi said...

What about Kiefer Sutherland?

Catherine said...

Mel Gibson was the first person I thought of. It wouldn't surprise me....

sunnyside1213 said...

I am pretty sure Ted says only one name per person. Do you have a link Libby?

New Life and Attitude said...

I was thinking more of a Jack Nicholson type/age for this one.

Discobitch said...

TC has said that the only way a star has more than one BV name is if the BV has been solved. he cant very well keep on using the same BV name for them if they fk up again it would hardly be a BV then would it? =)

my thoughts first went to Charlie Sheen also but he's not really attached any more (unless you count his hookers)

Jaiden_S said...

Ooh. I like the Keifer guess. Mel is good, too.

Angela said...

I'm not American but it's clear to see it's Sheen.

The "It Ain't" are three recent notorious cheaters, two of whom checked into sex rehab. The other celebrity who was in sex rehab was Sheen.

Robert said...

Charlie Sheen's drug/alcohol/hooker activities have been going for at least twenty years, if not more. The thing is, no matter who this is, I can't believe someone who isn't gay getting so wasted they actually give another guy head--I mean, I believe it, but how wasted do you have to be?

Christopher said...

Robert Downey Jr.

Mooshki said...

Charlie Sheen has been up to trouble since the '80s. I definitely think it's him.

Derreck said...

huh. i was thinking of Sean Penn. Are he and Robin done?

Gah, what a horrible setence.