Friday, August 13, 2010

Random Photos Part Two

You really don't see random bikini pictures of Hilary Swank that often.
The Jonas Brothers sit around arguing about why no one is attending their shows anymore. They all decide to blame Demi Lovato.
Jennifer Lopez asked in a tweet "What should I wear?" and posted this photo. Kind of a snotty thing to ask.
Kate Hudson takes her son to London.
Also in London, Dev Patel and Freida Pinto.
Jamie Lynn Sigler and Mark Sanchez broke up just in case you wanted to take a shot at either.
Riddle me this. How come we never ever ever ever ever saw any pap photos of Kelly Preston until she announced she was pregnant. She never ever ever ever went out and now she is everywhere. I think she is loving the attention.
Michael Jordan and a blast from the past, MC Lyte. I forgot about her.
Later Michael shows some love for Jay-Z.
Matthew M still filming Lincoln Lawyer and I still can't wait to see it.

37 comments:

Lauren said...

JLO is a snot. I would expect nothing less.

MCH said...

I'll say it was snotty! Out of touch, Jenny from the Block.

Oh my word, did little Ryder cut his hair?

Aren't a lot of people speculating that Kelly has a fake bump?

Matthew looks pretty good there. I think its the hair.

Robert said...

Posting this photo is JLo's way of showing everyone that as far as she's concerned, American Idol can kiss her big Puerto Rican ass!

Shmooey said...

A timely reminder that Hilary Swank is female.
She has a great womanly body, but for some reason I find her quite unfeminine.

Shmooey said...

Dear Jennifer "don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got" Lopez: Don't bother with the bling. A real star shines from the inside.

jess said...

Swank looks super fit!
-That's just how Jlo is.
-I think Kelly Preston is trying to throw off the fake pregnancy rumors.

jax said...

how can you forget about MC Lyte?

"you can cha cha cha to this mardi gras, I'm the dopest female that you've seen thus far!"

Robert said...

@Schmooey: I looked at the HilSwank picture, scrolled down just enough to cover her head and thought, "Perfect."

Robert said...

@Schmooey: These days, you can bet that JLo's bling is strictly vintage!

evergrey said...

My thought about Kelly Preston is maybe the paps didn't take her pic until she became relevant again because she's preggo?

paulealex said...

Wasn't Kelly Preston a favorite for the fake pregnancy? I mean, she's pregnant with twins and only her belly is growing. At that age or most pregnancies shouldn't your face get rounder as you gain weight. Right now, it just seems like she's using a belly pad and stuffing her bra. Every other part of her body is skinny.....

angie said...

I think Kelly Preston was always everywhere, but a tragic situation now puts her on the pap radar.

Shmooey said...

@Robert: I know. It's not even that she's ugly, but something is just "off".

For me, it's the mouth/teeth. Hers kind of remind me of Matt Damon's, and it puts me right off.


J.Lopez momentarily forgot it's not 1998 any more, and she's no longer a pseudo-gangsta rapper's moll.

That ostentation was crass back then, and it's even crasser now.

Pookie said...

hillary has THE best abs. wow.

ditto Shmooey re jho.

hmm...i think kelly p's pregnancy is fake-o too...cute sandals tho.

anarchi said...

How in 2010 can someone fake a pregnancy? Does that bag contain confidentiality agreements that she will hand out to whomever she has contact with?

Has anyone in Hollywood actually done this?

Hillary marches to a different drummer- seems normal, artistic. Not a glam star (like Streep?)

G said...

If anyone that follows Jennifer Lopez had any class, they'd unfollow her fat ass. However, the fact that they follow her, they probably won't get the fact that she's throwing this in this face and they'll simply OOOh and Ahhh. No thanks, you talentless hack.

annalise said...

this looks more like a shot of a display in a vintage shop, not a personal dressing table. i have no idea the tweet, but this shot seems off.

Gretchen said...

Is it just me or does Michael Jordan look a teensy bit chubby?

NOT chubby is Hilary Swank. WOW, she looks fabulous!

Gretchen said...

Oh, and maybe Kelly borrowed Katie's Scientology-approved faux pregnancy pillow.

Diana said...

IDK- Look at Kelly's top side. They are pregnant swollen and not like 'fake' pregnant swollen. Believe me, I understand this as the only time I had a top side was when I was pregnant and they were like that...

not on my dollar said...

Hillary Swank has an awesome body, her face is not so awesome.

Yay MC Lyte! She looks good. Michael Jordan looks...every bit of his age. All of that whoring around and gambling is catching up to him.

Mooshki said...

Ugh, that reminds me of her godawful 'Louboutins' song. J.Lo is completely clueless.

nancer said...

kelly preston isn't pregnant. i'd bet money on it. her twins are incubating in someone else's uterus.

Jamie's Girl said...

She's 50! Come on people. All staged by Psycho to keep Travolta in Scientology. Jett almost broke him and moved him back to Catholicism.

Selock said...

Aw, poor JoBroz. It's because of the shitty TV Movie themed tour. Even the 12 year old fans are embarrassed they're still so happily in bed with Disney.

ThoughtElf said...

@Gretchen - Thanks - needed that LOL for the Scientology Approved Pillow. Kind of like the Good Thetan Seal of Approval?

I loved Goldie Hawn when I was a kid. Why is Kate such a disappointment by comparison?

linnea said...

Nobody commented on Matthew WITH A SHIRT ON? Come on!

Harriet Hellfire said...

I don't think Kelly Preston is pregnant either. A fake belly and some extra dessert did it.

blankprincess said...

I'm puzzled by Kate Hudson's "outfit." Why would one wear something with the crotch hanging halfway down to one's knees?

Anotheramy said...

When I read Lincoln Lawyer books, it isnt Matt M I thinking of. This should be interesting.

Someone asked if anyone in Hollywood ever faked a pregnancy. Yes. The ones we dont know about, and Suri Cruise.

Lana's Blog said...

I love Dev and Freida together. Yay!

I don't know about Kelly. She definitely looks a little swollen in the boobs and the legs.

__-__=__ said...

Kate needs her "Laugh-In"! Such a show!! Isn't that why we all love Goldie and she can do no wrong?

kimmypie1 said...

I was under the impression that JLo's tweet was mocking the rumors that Idol dropped her for being a diva?

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Lissette said...

First of all, ironically, I own a stage piece JLo is showing off...definitely not real! I have the same exact one.
Second of all, I have to look at Kelly again, but she's always been curvy, where are her extra large boobs?
And, pregnant with TWINS? in her late 40's? Hm, not sure...hate to say I smell a fake.

What is Lincoln Lawyer, guys? Totally lost on that.

ChasingHeaven said...

Fuck you JLo.

That is all.

Just Another Blonde said...

Hilary S is THE stereotypical example of a buttahface or a paper bagger...

That being said, I would CUT a bitch to have her body!