Friday, December 03, 2010

Real Housewives - Beverly Hills


Thanks to On Demand, my dad finally got to see the RHBH episode a few weeks back where Camille went nuts. So, since then he has waited patiently to watch another episode. I mean, this is a guy, who for many years did not know FOX existed because he did not think it was possible to create another network. He has since cleared that hurdle, but never ventures from the ESPN family of networks. So, him agreeing to watch a show from Bravo is monumental. Once in a lifetime.

Anyway, so last night was his first opportunity to watch an episode live and he wanted to see Camille. Damn. Not much Camille last night, BUT, the one scene she had was classic Camille. When she went to a stylist (Kelsey's from Frasier), Camille did not take any of her friends. What woman does not have any friends? Instead, she took her house manager who will of course only say the things Camille wants said because Camille is paying her salary. This should tell you what kind of pain Camille is and next week that creepy guy friend of hers is back so that should be interesting. Only my opinion, but she has to be having sex with him right?

Other things I noticed is that it seems like Kim does not drink booze. Also, she drove herself, but the blind date guy took her home. Ahem. That house they had the dinner party was in, was incredible. Never seen anything like that. I guess that Mohamed guy has some money. Apparently he did not pay the model extra though because she never said a word the entire night. Oh wait. It was his girlfriend. My bad.

It was a pretty boring episode. The after show was more exciting when Lance said that Reichen is a prick. Didn't use the words, but you could read between the lines. Oh, and Lance also slept with the permanent houseguest. Who knew?

29 comments:

Cecilia00 said...

Someone catch me up here:

Lance Bass was on the show and who did he sleep with??

delilah said...

i TOTALLY agree with you on camille and her "guy friend"

Mandy said...

Lance dated Lisa's houseguest/the guy who works with her.... I'm blanking on the name.

Camille will be on WWHL in 2 weeks I think - that will interseting!!!

Mandy said...

and she TOTALLY slept with that guy - or wants to - in last weeks episode the way she was rubbing his face and hugging him when he was leaving - who does that!?!?!

MISCH said...

One of the blind sights said Camille has a major "Gas" issue....now that is funny...all dressed up and running to the bathroom...

Mandy said...

She "allegedly" has Irritable Bowel Syndrome and that is why she couldn't have kids and needed a surrogate - but after seeing her in action i think she was probably just to vain to go through with the whole pregnancy/gaining weight etc thing!

__-__=__ said...

Awww, Enty! I can just see you and your dad sharing a plate of bacon watching RHBH. How sweet! It's a wonderful holiday season. Happy Chanukah everyone!

KLM said...

Last night was so boring. It definitely needed more Camille. Who doesn't love to watch an egomaniac in action?

Borg Queen said...

I think Kim must be on pills or something. She is a lil too jitty and nervous all the time. I found it incredibly rude that she was on a blind date & spent alot of it talking to another guy. She should have taken his number and said she would clal him since she on a date. I have a feeling Kim slept with the blind date and that was the end of that b/c Adriene said that blind date didnt really pan out to anything. Then at least if Kim would have taken the other guy's number she would have gotten 2 dates instead of one.

The aftershow was funny. Lance was better than I thought he would be. SUpposedly Lance is throwing these gay "sex" parties. Lance "dated" Cedric made me think they had sex a few times at Lance's sex parties. And Lance has had some work done to his face. I felt bad with Andy call Adriene's husband "Maloof" but Paul was a good sport about it. I wonder if Adriene has more $ than Paul.

Camille is just a B*tch that is eating her words now. Enty ur rite. What woman has no friends except her employees who will say anything to feed her ego

hello kitty said...

But you forgot to mention that the filmed Camille separately from the others & is now trying to angle for her own show!!

nunaurbiz said...

Pretty sad that people can make fun of Camille having IBS. Really, now, do you think you would admit to having such an embarrassing disorder to avoid gestating children?

Guess that was a major trick she did then, to be diagnosed with IBS in 1996 but have the children in 2001 and 2004. They were speaking out publicly about IBS in 2000, before the first surrogate pregnancy.

KLM said...

I don't think anyone makes fun of Camille for having IBS, I think people make fun of Camille because she is a horrible, awful shell of a human being. I haven't seen anybody making fun of her for having IBS. I personally think that she used IBS as an excuse to not gestate her own children. I have nothing to prove that, other than the fact that she loves bossing people around (I'm sure she refers to her ex-surrogates as former employees) and I believe she said something on the first show about the fact that, hey, at least she got to keep her figure (not exactly sure how she said it - but she didn't seem very sad about it).

Jessica said...

This episode kind of pissed me off. Not only was it boring, but they have been teasing Camille and Kelsey's breakup for the last 3 episodes, and it did not happen at all. Camille was shown over and over saying "It was hard walking the red carpet knowing my marriage was over" to tease the episode where all the girls went to New York to see Kelsey's play, with pictures of them on the red carpet.
They strung this storyline out for THREE episodes and this last episode completely ended it and no breakup happened, and no moment where Camille spoke the line about her marriage being over. This was shown over and over in "scenes from next week..." trailers and commercials.
DEAR BRAVO - You are already raking in the ratings, everyone that watches is addicted, there is no need for bullshit like this.
LOVE
EVERYONE THAT WATCHES

nunaurbiz said...

@KLM: What do you call MISCH's comment above that says:
One of the blind sights said Camille has a major "Gas" issue....now that is funny...all dressed up and running to the bathroom...

and Mandy's:
She "allegedly" has Irritable Bowel Syndrome and that is why she couldn't have kids and needed a surrogate - but after seeing her in action i think she was probably just to vain to go through with the whole pregnancy/gaining weight etc thing!

??

KLM said...

@nunaurbiz: Sorry, I must've missed MISCH's comment with IBS.

As for Mandy's comment, I have no idea what you are talking about. She isn't making fun of Camille for having IBS, she is stating that she thinks she used having it as an excuse to have a surrogate. That's not making fun of someone having IBS, that's speculating on what a royal bitch Camille is.

??

captivagrl said...

I thought that Kim's driver dropped her off for the dinner party?
Also, three trips to the bathroom during dinner? Maybe she has something in common with her niece.

Fawn Neun said...

Of COURSE Camille doesn't have any friends, she's a complete c**t.

Why does anyone want to watch this woman on television? Who seriously cares if her designated 'friends' hate her as much as anybody else would?

Criminey, pull the plug on this psycho.

Katie said...

Kim has been to the Betty Ford clinic a few times for alcoholism.
That's why she wasn't drinking.

nunaurbiz said...

@KLM: Mandy for the "allegedly"

MISCH said...

Sorry, I didn't know she had IBS.....

nancer said...

i figured kim was a drunk. having been a drunk myself, i'm pretty good at recognizing them.

does anyone else feel kind of sorry for taylor's awkward weirdo husband, richard? and how the camera seems to focus on him so much??

how long until they split up? she's been with him long enough now to get a heap of money, she has the clincher--the kid--so isn't this coming soon?

timebob said...

Kim's face is pretty ravaged for someone who is only in their mid-40's. That is a tell tale sign to me. Heavy drinkers & smokers suffer from rapid aging.

Glad she is on the wagon. I can only imagine what a nightmare she must be off it. That seems to be one of the things Kyle seems to be so resentful against her. Taking care of her when she was a raging alcoholic. She never says it, but I think Kyle has picked her up off the floors of bars more then a few times.

KLM said...

Oh - that all makes so much sense now! I didn't know that Kim had a drinking problem. It must be hard to hang out with that crowd for her - they seem to always have a cocktail in hand. I think I would feel like I would constantly be teetering on the edge of sobriety if I were her.

@nunaurbiz - okay, gotcha...

Mooshki said...

You guys almost make me want to watch the show.

Lissette said...

That's it! I couldn't put my finger on it, but that's it! I wanted to be Kim when I was younger, and she looks so ravaged. Yes, she has the telltale signs of an alcoholic.

Jasmine said...

watch it Mooshki- Ive never been that into reality tv but RHBH is SOOO good. They are all raging insecure people, at times its almost nails on a chalk board uncomfortable to watch but def worth it.

Jasmine said...

--and if you get annoyed you can always do what i do which is mute it and simply enjoy the lavish clothes and jewelry lol

Ells said...

I've never understood the appeal of these Real Housewives shows, but I'm going to give this one a chance. You've sold me.

weezy said...

Camille was a soft-porn actress before she married Grammer; if you check photos of her when they first married, she is *so* plastic-surgeried it's kind of a joke. She didn't want any of the stitches to pop, that's why she avoided pregnancy.