Friday, December 03, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

It really is the new gay to go to sleazy strip clubs, didn't you know? First, Toothy Tile got into it pretty brazenly. Now Jackie Bouffant—the younger, fresher perkier version of closeted matinee idol Toothy—is pulling that greasy stuff!

And how.

Jackie, who's so pretty he might be mistaken for one of the gorgeous-eyed babes in these joints, is becoming quite the fan of the pole-dancing set. But...he's taking it one heterosexual step further by...

Sleeping with women he meets there (as well as other places) on the side. On the side of his beard, that is!

WTF?

Well, on the one hand, we totally get it.

We wouldn't want to sleep with Jackie's prissy beard, either. But, Jackie's obviously hip to the fact that he's got to get some chicks talking about how well he gets his sex on—and what better way to do it than to put his little Jackie-tool to work!

For the record, just got to say something here.

Think we have a little Nevis Devine action goin' on, sweethearts. Now that Jackie—who still lives to get his boy-action on—has finally tasted the female side of (fabulous) sex, he's decided he may not be so averse to it, after all.

Interesting move, my man. Hey, get the best of both worlds, right? I mean, sounds like you enjoy it enough.

Totally unlike Toothy, trust.

And It Ain't: Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, Matthew Morrison

28 comments:

Mandy said...

As always Ted's blinds are unreadable :(

Green Wave Gal said...

Zac Effron?

__-__=__ said...

Well, I would say he outed Taylor and Robert. Not sure about Matthew. Is he on the down-low too?

Borg Queen said...

Zac Efron for sure.

Kate the Great said...

To me it sounds like Joe Jonas. "Best of both worlds" sounds like a Hannah Montana/Disney nod.

Missjenny619 said...

What about Biebs?

RenoBlondee said...

Zac.

jess said...

Oh yeah...Zac Efron sounds right, puls I'm almost sure he hasn't been eliminated for this one.

mikey said...

I keep going back to this - Enty said that Zac is not gay. My mind isn't failing me, is it?

__-__=__ said...

At that age, who even knows anymore?

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I find it odd that Ted C is always so hell bent on outing people. You'd think he'd be one of the most understanding about something like that.

I can't even read his bullshit.

Lioness70 said...

I forgot when or where, but Enty did say Zac isn't gay.

I think this is Joe Jonas.

delilah said...

i dont even read ted's blinds anymore-i just go straight to the guesses

FS said...

I kind of scan them over, then go to blinditemsexposed.com to get their take on it. They speak 'TedC' there and they've kept track of who just about everyone is. I think Jackie Bouffant is widely believed to be Efron.

kathrynnova said...

chase crawford? no idea. i hate that they have to play straight - but that act is as old as the hills (the teen girls who idolize them would be too disappointed)

for the record I LOVE TED C!!!!!!!!!

so funny:)

Green Wave Gal said...

But this is clearly implying that the guy is bi...so Efron still fits.

pomme said...

Zac effron?

Sarah said...

Def pretty boy Zac Efron. Was in the NY tabloids a few months ago after he went to a strip club.

RocketQueen said...

Zac.

Jessica said...

Only Ted would concoct stories about someone that has a girlfriend AND is sleeping with hoards of strippers as being gay.
No one is going to all THAT trouble to pretend to be heterosexual.
Ted is an idiot.

Maja. With a J. said...

Yeah, I thought Zac Efron too. Not sure his girlfriend is "prissy" though, remember her naked cellphone pictures?

Mooshki said...

Has Ed Westwick been eliminated? Jessica Szohr could certainly be described as prissy based on her annoying-as-hell-needs-to-be-killed-off-immediately character on GG.

Rachel said...

It sounds like Ted, the gossip blogger who cries gay, thinks he has to cop that Jackie goes for girls since he's set this guy up as Zac and Zac isn't gay even according to Enty.

ms snarky said...

I have to agree with the Zac guess as far as the blind goes. Whether or not Ted is fooling himself is a completely different story.

Fawn Neun said...

This shit gives me a headache. I'll come back and read the reveal if there is one.

Not that I really care who's gay and who isn't...

sunnyside1213 said...

I think it is Zac too. Too pretty for my taste.

Cheryl said...

Ted is officially full of BS. A few days ago when he mentioned Toothy Tile, he pointed out that all of his TT stories really happened. If you have to mention that your blinds really happened, you are losing your audience.

telesma said...

Gorgeous-eyed. Zac Efron, definitely. Remember the talk about him having eyelash extensions like a girl?