Thursday, February 24, 2011

Amber Portwood Does The Naked Photo Thing


Proving once again what a wonderful mother and role model for her child she is, Amber Portwood decided to go nude for a friend who came over. Of course the nudity also involved said friend taking pictures and then "leaking" them to Radar for some cash. Most of the body is hidden by some careful angles and hands, but you get the idea. The idea that not only is that a tattoo Amber will probably regret down the line, but also makes me wonder if all those pregnancy rumors about her might be true. You can click over to Radar for all the pictures which are mostly safe for work. Let the countdown to the sex tape begin.

29 comments:

Robert said...

With a mug like that (to say nothing of the body,) how can she hope to have a modeling career?

MacVixen said...

I do not understand the obsession with photographing yourself nude and/or having sex. I just don't get it. Are people THAT narcissistic that they must continuously observe themselves in an unclothed state?

Robert said...

When I was her age, I posed nude something similar to that. I guess I was narcissitic - I loved my body then.

Then again - back in that day there was no internet, and I own the film and single set fo pictures.

I don't see anything to wrong with this compared to the other things I read she's done. I wouldn't be surpised if there is a porno of her in it - that I see more as being a bad role model (along with the other things she's done).

Cancan said...

Weirdly, she looks better with clothes off than on. Wouldn't have expected it from that scag.

KellyLynn said...

I don't think she's trashy for posing for nudie pics. I think she's trashy for selling them. Or letting her "friend" sell them. Whatever.

At some point down the line, her kid is going to get an awful taunting over these pics.

Sylvia said...

OMG!! What a skank!!!

__-__=__ said...

Looks better? Maybe you should check ALL the pics. Not a good body for her age. Not at all. Sit her back on the couch please.

rose said...

Gross.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Who the hell is this trick? Is this one of Sheen's whores?

Moosefan said...

Jesus be a mini stroke that I can forget EVER seeing her fame whoring ass again.

bluebonnetmom said...

Can you say white trash whore? I think just this one pic has damaged my eyes, why would I want to see any more? EEEEWWWW.

chopchop said...

Mama Fratelli naked? No thanks.

skeeball said...

@MacVixen, I agree! Why do they need to take the pics, I just don't get it.

Kim Z has the obligatory pregnant pic (in underwear, holding the belly) on one of the rags this week.

Don't these people have mirrors? These people can buy a full length one, hang it on the back of their doors and stand there and stare at themselves to their heart's content.

No need to take the pics and then put them out there to burn out our eyeballs!

jax said...

lmao @chopchop

jax said...

she may look like a po white trash loser doing this,but her body is fine...let's not go down that road.
i'm sure she would love to have a better body for "her age" but she also had a freakin baby.

i'll call her a crackhead till the cows come home but i am not going to hate on another women's body.

timebob said...

I wish we could sue Mtv for pain& suffering for bringing these idiots into our lives and won't go away after the 15min alarm clock go off.

amoteafloat said...

Exactly what Jax said.

looserdude said...

@LittleMissSmoke - Charlie Sheen has much better taste in whores than this.

Simone said...

Is it wrong that the only thing bothering me about this is that she did not make the bed?

Ashlea said...

shes not pregnant. But I bet you a years salary that girl is doing some serious drugs.

MCH said...

Someone already called this, didn't they? Nude pictures or sex tape, around the time of her saying she wanted to model.

That tattoo...is fitting.

RocketQueen said...

Agree on her body, jax. Seriously, I haven't even had a kid yet and I'd trade her in a hot second.

But lol Enty - first thing I thought when I saw this picture is "Oh.....she's gonna regret that tattoo later..."

Lauren said...

That tattoo is one of the worst I have seen ever.

Sweetiebird said...

Is she aware of her face? I mean, she's got to know how ugly she is, right?

RocketQueen said...

@Lauren, doesn't it kind of look like a vagina?

anita_mark said...

She's not smart enough to ever regret that tattoo.

ardleigh said...

@ Simone---LOL! You're bothered by the unmade bed & I thought: " Who takes photos of yourself like this and leaves the bathroom door open. TACKY...TACKY...TACKY.

lisap515 said...

the kid (refuse to call her a woman) has nice eyes...but the caked on make-up and spider lashes from too much mascara is just all kinds of wrong. She could probably be cute-ish with more natural skin tone make-up or NONE but everytime I see her I swear you could scrape off what is on her face and use it for up to 5 other people. If your face is orange and your neck is white...something is wrong!

Gary T. Burnaska said...

Funny thing is since she is on a MTV show good luck getting that welfare money. I hope she at least has the good sense to save some of that mtv cash for her kids education instead of a meth habit.