Friday, March 04, 2011

Ashlee Simpson & Travis Barker


I almost started laughing when I was typing in the headline. I don't think Hollywood could ever come up with a more mismatched couple than Ashlee Simpson and Travis Barker. If the reports from Star are true then Ashlee and Travis have been hooking up. This is just what Ashlee needs to get her life back on track. Lets see. Travis has a bunch of kids, is constantly at war with his on and off again ex-wife. Both of them are prone to dragging their fights with each other public and do not seem like the most stable people in the world. Yeah, Ashlee needs to get right in the middle of that one. This should be brilliant for her if she wants to be tabloid fodder for the rest of her life but not so great if she wants to try and salvage any remnants of her career. Pimpa Joe must have blown a gasket when he heard about this one.

14 comments:

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Travis Barker looks like he'd give you a rash. Or something you needed penecillin to get over. Bleh. They're both gross.

looserdude said...

Hopefully they won't reproduce.

RocketQueen said...

Aw man - I thought Travis and Shanna (?) had finally worked it out.
I think Travis is a vegan and pretty straight edge. Ashlee will get bored soon enough.

timebob said...

I think Asslee is much more interested in staying in the tabloid headlines vs. actually having to work and create music people are interested in (they aren't)

Sylvia said...

This certifies it that Asslee is a Bimbo like her sister LOLOL

Ice Angel said...

Two words: Ick and Nast

linnea said...

I was just going to say that I think she wants to be tabloid fodder. I never got the impression that she took music all that seriously.

CaliGirlinVA said...

I thought Travis was hooking up with Rhianna. And if he went straight edge, that's new. I remember seeing him trashed on that show he had.

parissucksliterally said...

Travis is so gross!

Asslee has some gorgeous legs. That is my say something nice.

Mango said...

Who told Travis that those baggy crotch-hovering-near-the-knees trou are sexy? Find that person and SLAP him/her for me, please.

bluebonnetmom said...

Don't you know Papa Joe's head is exploding. Love it!!!! He won't ever be able to control Travis.

TRIPPY2X said...

This should be good and gross! i see a future filled with booze and catfights!

Tempestuous Grape said...

WT City, USA

Cindy said...

I thought Barker and Pete Wentz were friends....