Friday, March 04, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

Jennifer Lopez shows off some skin at the American Idol finalists party.
Much more modestly dressed were Randy Jackson and Ryan Seacrest.
Not sure what Steven Tyler is doing.
Not sure why Gordon Ramsay was there except maybe to find some women to hit on.
Speaking of women and hitting on them, I would not try anything on Jessica Simpson while that doorman was there. He is scary looking.
Kathryn Erbe filming Law & Order.
Kelsey Grammer sucks face with his new wife.
Katie Holmes in some catalogue for a Philippines clothing store.
And in a planned outing to the MI4 set.
Kacey Jordan went stripping last night. Presumably she went home with the guy with the biggest wallet.
Kelly Osbourne channels a 45 year old country singer who has gone through 5 marriages and smokes 5 packs a day.
Kanye West and his MJ tribute. Or Alfonso from Fresh Prince.

23 comments:

Cecilia00 said...

Man, Camille's comments on Stern about her and Kelsey not having that much of an intimate relationship must have really hit a nerve.

The "We're so in love, and definitely having sex" photo ops are hysterical.

chopchop said...

I just realized that Katherinewhatever from Law & Order is the daughter in What About Bob?!

chopchop said...

Oops, hit return too soon ...

Lopez's outfit is horrendous, from the white pumps (!) to the baggy shorts to the too small top & jacket. How dreadful.

amoteafloat said...

Why is J-Lo dressed like a porno schoolgirl tramp? I'm not saying she needs to dress all matronly and Barbara Bush-y, but that outfit just reeks of effort. Sad, sad effort.

My whole entire wardrobe comes from Goodwill, yard sales, flea markets, and the odd consignment shop. I wear Birkenstocks with socks, cannot apply eyeliner or lipstick, and my favorite designer is Patagonia -- and I can confidently say that I am a kajillion times more fashionable than Katie Holmes. And you know what? You guys all are, too.

Lady J said...

j-lo looks extremely skinny

Maja. With a J. said...

Steven Tyler may be desperate to look young, but I still would.

merrick said...

I think Steven borrowed Seinfeld's puffy shirt and tossed it in the dryer with his red underwear!

jax said...

EXCUSE ME!

that would be Alfonso from Silver Spoons!

RocketQueen said...

So Steven Tyler WANTS to be a pirate??

J.Lo looks ridiculous dressed like that. I'm sorry...not age-appropriate. Give it up.

I really don't see how Kelly Osbourne models anything, skinny or not.

Mooshki said...

Jax, that was exactly what I was thinking!

Simone said...

I think Steven raided Liv's closet. That cannot be a mans shirt.

Do you think Kelly went to the salon and asked for Ellie Mae Clampett hair?

Lioness70 said...

Even if I had a bangin' bod, I'd burn that outfit. Someone needs to tell J-Lo that it's not 1993 any more and she needs to dress her age. Not frumpy; a fitted top, jeans, and chunky heels would look much better on her than this mess.

Sis said...

To me Steven Tyler looks a bit pervy to me in this photo, not sure why.

Anotheramy said...

Good job Katie get those contractual public appearances out of the way early in the Month.

zelda said...

is it just me or is kelly osborne looking like a poor man's drew barrymore?

linnea said...

Whenever someone loses weight and go on and on about how much their life sucked as normal-sized (like Kelly) I wonder what will happen when they go back to their original size. Most people cant keep it up, and I think it is dangerous to assign too much importance to your weight. It can be an addiction, just like anything else.

Mango said...

Kathryn Erbe filming Law & Order? I loved her on L&O: Criminal Intent. It would be awesome if she came back. She and Jeff Goldblum would make a great team.

parissucksliterally said...

J Lo's outfit is horrendous. She also needs to face the fact that she is over 40, and dress better.


Go away Kelly O.

Katie Holmes looks like she developed some sort of tic. has anyone else noticed that her smile is totally crooked? It's smirkish. And it always seems to be frozen that way......anyone?

geraldine said...

I have that top katie Holmes is wearing! It's a European store called Zara and cost around $40. Doubt she kept much from that shoot!

Deepa said...

Nope it's a Filipino clothing brand called Kamiseta and she kept clothes from the shoot. http://chuvaness.livejournal.com/1054578.html

figgy said...

I hope that what's in Kelsey's Medium Brown Bag are some non-white shoes.

figgy said...

I hope that what's in Kelsey's Medium Brown Bag are some non-white shoes.

MCH said...

What in the Britney Spears hell is J Lo wearing??

Katie looks really pretty in the first shot.