David Arquette and Howard Stern always turns into something interesting. Yesterday, David told Howard that when he and Courteney were in Disney World that he made moves on Courteney. I could see that. You know, married for a long time, comfortable, so why not try for the ex sex. Forget the fact that Courteney just came back from a week long romp with the guy she is having sex with and might not want to be with the guy who has been having random sex with strangers since the separation.
Last night on Letterman, Courteney confirmed that David did try and hit on her and she told him that he did not have a Fast Pass. Oh, I love it when sex talk turns to car driving references, especially toll booths. Nothing turns on a guy more than to think about fast passes or EZ Pass which makes him think about work in the morning and the commute and the having to get gas because you were too lazy the night before and that you forgot to go to the cleaners so you will have to iron a shirt, and oh, it is your turn to be the carpool guy so you have to leave earlier so even though it is only 9pm, you better get to sleep because you will have to be up at 4am to accomplish all this, so no sex tonight honey.