Thursday, April 14, 2011

Jennifer Aniston Wants You To Know She Likes Bradley Cooper


A few weeks ago, there were a couple of little stories floating around about how Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were in the process of hooking up again. Jennifer likes guys who will treat her badly and Bradley will be with anyone so it is a good match. Anyway, no one really noticed or commented on the stories, and in the world of Jennifer Aniston that is just not acceptable. If someone leaks something about a guy she is interested in, "then the whole world better sit up and take notice, because I was on Friends for 10 years and make really bad movies and am America's sweetheart."

So, her people did what all people do in these situations, they turned to People who has some ridiculous story out with the vaguest quote that Jennifer's people hope will get people talking about Jennifer and getting her on some covers. Do you realize it has been weeks and weeks since she was on a cover? That is simply not acceptable in her world. People might start to realize she is not that great of an actress and you would have a much better chance of getting your money back for her $20M fee playing roulette in Vegas. Plus free drinks and buffets. Oh, and Celine is back, to make that $20M loss more palatable.

24 comments:

Ida Blankenship said...

They SHOULD date. It makes sense. They're like the male/female equivalent of each other -- tan, expensive hairdos, piercing eyes, zero personality. They also make astonishingly terrible movies. They also favor earth tones. Hmmm...

And I actually don't think he's gay. Count me among the minority here, I guess.

Klondyke said...

what would society call entertainers who are not that interested in sex? gay? i'm sure there is asexuality in hwood maybe just a small percentage.

i don't think he's gay either. blinds are just hearsay anyway.

Viking Girl said...

Yeah, he's gay, and has zero integrity. She's probably not gay but also has zero integrity. They are well suited for each other.

looserdude said...

Jennifer's last movie with Adam Sandler grossed over 100M domestically and another 88M foreign so I wouldn't count her out yet. I actually think she's a charming actress but I do wish she'd STFU about her personal life.

Henriette said...

I always liked this match, because she would not have to change the groom's name on her wedding napkins.

Susan said...

Ha ha! I love this from the People story:

Adds the source: "They have a lot in common."

Great writing...

RocketQueen said...

I have no idea whether he's gay but agree they're a good match, until they both realize they're bored to death and move on.

skeeball said...

@looserdude, I agree with you on all points you made.

MCH said...

LOL @ Henriette! So true!

Also agree with looserdude.

Missy said...

Hate her, love him. I can't see her bearding she'll actually want sex. Lmao @ anyone who thinks he's straight. Some people are clueless.

RocketQueen said...

Sorry Missy, didn't know you knew him personally?

Patty said...

I said in a few other posts lately that it's been quiet on the Aniston stories. Here comes the avalanche now.

I agree with Enty's comments on her 100%.

And I don't care if he is gay or not. But he sure is easy on the eyes!

MISCH said...

Stay clear of him Jen, you DO NOT HAVE TO BE HIS NEW BEARD....DON'T DO IT ! Please.........

Missy said...

@Rocketqueen: Someone in the know confirmed he's gay to me last year. This isn't new info. He's had gay rumors for TEN YEARS.

SFG said...

sooo....isn't this mission accomplished, Ent? You're talking about her, even though the quote was vague.

RocketQueen said...

Rumours aren't fact, Missy. And if commenters here don't necessarily believe it, that doesn't mean they're "clueless".

Missjenny619 said...

What was that jab at Celine Dion all about? Are we missing another BI reveal?

RJ said...

If she really wants to be on the cover of a tabloid, all she has to do is go out in public in a dress or shirt that is less than skin tight and put one of her hands on her stomach while holding a bottle of water in the other. There will be at least three "Poor loveless Jen is pregnant with Bradley's Lovechild" headlines before you know it. Bonus points to the tab that has a small pic of Renee Z. in the corner with a small deadline about how "devastated" she is about the whole thing.

Patty said...

If I remember correctly, weren't Jen's people trying to link her to Bradley a couple years ago when he hooked up with Renee?

Mooshki said...

TMZ asked his mom, and she sure didn't deny that he's gay. I think that's about the best confirmation you could get, apart from him actually coming out.

Jen may be a mediocre actress, but she has the spark, and I like her in movies. But then, I feel the same about Katherine Heigl and Goopy.

Klondyke said...

i'm happy his mom did not answer. if's tacky to talk about your family to the media and paps nonetheless.

Amy said...

I too have noticed the fact that she's suddenly disappeared off covers and off the front page of the Huffington Post (she used to be there at least two, three times a week, every week) -- and I think it's the hair.

I think she got that cut, hated it, but made a stupid comment trashing I think Real Housewives because they all had her long haircut -- man Jennifer trashes everyone for someone who is always poor widdle ole me -- and so she can't go get extnsions, and thus she hasn't been photographed much since. I mean I can't believe all the tabs just overnight said, meh.

(Or she got her face done but I don't think that's ever stopped her.)

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Patty said...

She's in the random photos. Here we go, here we go. She will once again be all over like horse poo.