Thursday, April 21, 2011

Lindsay Gets The Kim Kardashian Role


Yesterday Lindsay Lohan thought she was out, but they dragged her back in. That was by far the worst Godfather movie. I don't even know why they made the third one except for greed. Anyway, yesterday, the producers of the Gotti movie had enough of Lindsay and said they would not work with her because of her unrealistic demands. Apparently Lindsay's management team realized that if Lindsay was not working then Dina might actually have to go out and get a real job. Hey Dina, I hear Carvel is hiring.

The part which Lindsay was going to play was actually a fairly large role. Now, she has been forced to play Kim Gotti. This part is so small that it was originally intended to be played by Kim Kardashian. Yeah. So, now your career has sunk so low you are having to beat out the people hired for stunt casting.

35 comments:

looserdude said...
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looserdude said...

And yet LL will still cause countless filming delays, make numerous impossible demands, and show up on the set drunk, stoned and stinking of cigarettes and dirty sex.

Tam said...

At this point isn't stunt casting all she is good for? It's not like she really gives a crap about the work or she would be living her life differently.

Ida Blankenship said...

Say what you want about Kim, but at least the girl hustles and works. I'm not saying she always produces quality stuff, but at least she keeps busy with activities that don't involve hooking and/or passing out on random sidewalks.

looserdude said...
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looserdude said...

@Ida - Yeah, Kim is like the hard working prostie who ends up owning her own cathouse.

Cecilia00 said...

Meh, she won't play that part either.

It's all a publicity stunt that will fail.

Patty said...

Yeah, Kim's hooking via porn days are behind her. Now, she's basking in the opportunity being an amateur porn star brought her.

Me said...

role: skank
options: lohan, kardashin sister, hilton sister

RocketQueen said...

This picture kills me. Yeah Lilo, TOTALLY sober. Sure you were.

If she got on the phone to make this happen after talks collapse, I'll give her a little credit. But just a little.

looserdude said...

@RQ - I suspect she got on her knees to make it happen.

RocketQueen said...

@looserdude - that's always the best best where Lilo (and Paris) are concerned!

john said...

I said it in another post, I think Lindsay is being hired to create publicity for certain films. It backfired in this one because the director (who has credibility) pulled out. This photo eerily represents where she is at in life. It's sad because when you sink this low, you are only going to continue being spit up and chewed out and without a good team looking out for your best interests, there's no easy way up.

G said...

Again, Can we please remove the Lohans from this planet?

And I love Carvel.

bluebonnetmom said...

Kim would have been more professional than Lindsay. Kim works her extra large butt off, you have got to give her props for that. Lindsay had to agree to appear in another movie to get this small part. That was after she got up off the couch and put her clothes back on.

Jenny said...

Next the producer will hire a backup actress for Lindsay's role in case Lindsay is unable to show up for filming because of drugs, booze, jail, etc.

Lindsay is nothing more than a PR pawn for the film. Maybe her team did not realize this and demanded star pay and perks. Never going to happen.

anita_mark said...

I don't buy it. Even if you don't like him (which I don't), Travolta is a pretty big lead. Antyhing that would consider Kim Kardashian is a "straight to DVD" release, at best.

Jamie's Girl said...

Lindsay has talent, when she is not waster.

Cancan said...

I heard she blew two of Victoria's sons and that's what got her the part.

(Actually I didn't hear that. I just made it up. But it doesn't seem farfetched.)

I hope she gets some humility and makes the most of this opportunity, or it will be her last.

__-__=__ said...

She is to play Jr.'s wife, not John's. Making numerous impossible demands, showing up drunk, stoned and stinking of cigarettes and dirty sex is just part of that role. Not so much for John's wife or daughter. She's had enough rehab to know to get away from her parents the enablers. She'll be dead before she's as old as Dana Plato when she died.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Doesn't matter. She's going to Jail for six months tomorrow.

How's that for a Good Friday, Bitch?

lishnetzy said...

On the bright side a Kardshian has lost a job and Lohan has been relegated a position at least befitting her industry trajectory.

mngddess said...

A. I don't even care about the movie. They'd be better off making a film about Enty and bacon.

B. I agree with Ida. At least Kim works. Lindsay just thinks she's entitled to everything. And if people would stop indulging her, she'd get the point.

I wonder how long Lindsay is going to last ?

parissucksliterally said...

Ida, Kim "puts out quality stuff"?

Are we talking about the same person?

Robert said...

And exactly what "stuff" is she putting out?

iheartjacksparrow said...

I'm guessing LiLo's role has been reduced to a part so small that she'll only need to learn two lines, with a shoot of one day.

Ida Blankenship said...

parissucks -- my exact words:

"I'm not saying she always produces quality stuff..."

NOT. SAYING. See?

Kim grew up rich, pretty, and privileged, and she's now famous for doing nothing of actual substance. Yes. But she definitely doesn't come close to replicating Lilo's smug, entitled, shiteating aura. For some reason, Kim annoys me WAY less.

Kim's most notorious act was participating in a sex tape -- which, as far as I remember, didn't hurt anyone except Kim herself after it was released. I don't even know where to BEGIN with Lindsay.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Yeah, Kim is harmless and does work. Lindsay will steal the grave of a fresh corpse before they've even had a chance to be lowered into it.

parissucksliterally said...

Sorry, Ida- I was skimming comments...

I think they both are annoying, delusional attention whores. The only difference between them to me is Kim is sober.

shehla said...

Anything can happen preprepreproduction. Is there a script? I'm not counting any chickens or coke lines yet. This movie might not ever get made.

New Life and Attitude said...

I agree with whoever said that LiLo won't end up in this picture. I hear Joe Pesci is also going to be in it. He's not going to put up with her shit.

And while Kim annoys the hell out of me, I also agree that at least she's always out there working on something. And I have to confess that I belong to the shoe of the month club that she's a part of - and I love all of the shoes that I have bought so far (and they are really comfortable). Hanging my head in shame and heading back to my rock now.

bluebonnetmom said...

@JasonBlueEyes - I nearly choked and spit Diet DP on my computer screen and keyboard I was laughing so hard at your comment. Good one. : )

MISCH said...

I agree....it's all talk...and when it's all said and done Lindsay will be no where in sight.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

I'm with Miss Blankenship and the others--say what you will about Kim, but she does seem to have a work ethic, is professional, and doesn't stagger around drunk/stoned all the time. Yes, I know, that's not a very high bar, but as much as the whole Kardashian clan annoys me, I at least have some respect for Kim for grabbing an opportunity and running with it, as opposed to Lilo having it all, and then pissing it all away.

__-__=__ said...

Shoe of the Month Club?!?!!?!? Where do I sign up? Off to Google now.......