Monday, April 25, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

Keira Knightley. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Here she is at her brother's wedding.
Lea Michele does the Glee's Guide To Working The Stroll.
LeAnn Rimes bag matches her dress. Her dress freaks me out though.
It's like her belly button is a little eye staring at you.
Maria Menounos is a NY Times bestselling author? Really?
Mariah has ruined Easter egg hunts for me forever.
Matt Damon and his wife at Disney, but where are the children? How much for the wives?
Mandy Moore might want to get that bug of hers checked out. It's a big one.
Diane Sawyer and Mike Nichols still going strong.
Nic Cage on the way to his son's wedding. No wives were harmed at the wedding and no police called.

33 comments:

Missjenny619 said...

Hmmm...what was that comment about Matt Damon's wife all about? I'm lost. Maybe it is my nasty cold affecting my brain. Meh.

I need a kindergarten teacher to explain everything to me today. =(

bits of moxy said...

I second Missjenny.

linnea said...

It is a quote from Blues brothers, no?

Also, hasn't Mariah been pregnant forever? I feel as thought I have seen so many reports about her giving birth?

Sorka8 said...

That is NOT a good look for LeAnn.

surfer said...

I think the Matt Damon comment has something to do with an old blind about a married A-list actor, while filming out of the country, got a girl pregnant and would be bringing the girl back as a "nanny." And he and his wife would be raising it as their own. Or something like that.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Lea Michele reminds me of the Mary Tyler Moore show intro...or is that what she was aiming for?

Danielle said...

could that dress be anymore slutty? I mean seriously, to your wedding luncheon? Class.

Ida Blankenship said...

Diane Sawyer is GORGEOUS.

Jamie's Girl said...

What the hell has happened to LeeAnn Rimes? Does she have no morals or class? To your wedding breakfast? What a whore. I've backed her up until that dress. What an idiot too. She must just be desperate for attention.

Matt Damon's wife is a nice cover and beard. No way did he get another woman pregnant. He would have gotten another man pregnant.


Keira Knightley demaneded that the other bridesmaid's dress be mismade into a fluff so she would not have competition. You can see her dress is less fluffly than the other chick's.

Patty said...

I didn't think Keira was that tall, but she's towering over the bride and other bride's maid. They are all wearing heals, so the shoes aren't making the difference.

FS said...

Brendalove, yes, that is more than likely a scene from Glee and Rachel Berry would be put in some ridiculous outfit to play a Mary Tyler Moore type scene in her head. They started filming in NYC today and the whole cast is posting to twitter about it, some of them since they got on their flights over the weekend.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Lea Michele is just begging for a punch in the teeth. Or kick, Whatever works for her.

That's Matt Damon? I thought for a second it was Philip Seymore Hoffman.

FS said...

ALmost forgot, Mandy Moore looks gorgeous, as always. Lurve her.

Momster said...

STOP STARING AT ME!

That was directed at Rimes's belly button eye.

valerie said...

Keira Knightley's new sister-in-law doesn't need to worry about Keira upstaging her as a bride. Keira looks awful; the bride looks stunning.

Lea Michele channeling Mary Tyler Moore. Elsewhere, Ted Knight rolls around in his grave.

Lee Ann Rimes shows off the only curves she has - the curve her belly button makes as it goes in.

MCH said...

I kind of like those bridesmaid dresses. I think Keira looks good there (and in other pictures I saw).

Yeah, that dress is pretty awful. And appears as though it needs to be hemmed.

I saw Maria on Rachael Ray promoting the book. I have to say, she did have a few helpful tips.

Paisley said...

@Patty, Keira is 5'7.

Those dresses are a little fluffy for my taste, but way, way better than anything I've had to wear as a bridesmaid.

New Life and Attitude said...

Keira looks very cute and I actually like those bridesmaid dresses. Better than any I was forced to wear! The brides dress is very - ummmm - plain, but I kind of like it.

Leanne's dress is HORRID!!!!!!!!!

califblondy said...

Sad thing is the clasp holding Leanne's dress together could break wide open and we still wouldn't see anything or even care. Why does she keep trying so hard?

Love the Mike Nichols and Diane Sawyer picture. I always thought they were the best couple.

Great comeback from Diane to Barbra Streisand...

Diane: (asking about Barbra's marriage to Brolin) "Do the two of you ever argue?"

Barbra: (in a huffy tone) "Of course, don't you and YOUR husband argue?"

Diane: "No, no we don't."

Derreck said...

LMAO. did Diane Sawyer really say that to Barbra? that's hilarious.

parissucksliterally said...

I want one of those bridesmaid's dresses! They are beautiful!!! teh color, the style.......love it.

Bitter Queen said...

Lea Michelle looks like she's trying for another Streisand role: in On A Clear Day You Can See Forever.

Sorry. I love Matt. But I still think he's been looking like an accountant. Please bring back your Jason Bourne body, sweet Matty.

shakey said...

Keira's SIL looks like she either smelled a fart or she's fed up about something.

If they're doing a Mary Tyler Moore dream sequence, wouldn't it have to be in Chicago, or am I wrong?

Holy macramé, Batman! Hang a plant in that dress! (There's something about Eddie's body language that says he isn't exactly happy with her.)

Robert said...

@shakey: Minneapolis, MN for MTM.

Doug Kenney said...

Once saw Mike Nichols picking up a whore on Central Park South in Manhattan from his Jaguar. Secret of the longevity of his marriage? Not like Diane is anything but a very cold fuck.

Mango said...

Holy hell, Mariah looks like the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz.

shakey said...

Thanks, Robert.

lutefisk said...

I love Lea Michele's jacket.

Muldrin said...

LeAnn's dress is a heinous crime to the eyes as well as theft from the elderly. How could she steal so many doilys? Raiding the nearest nursing home like that, how horrible.

RocketQueen said...

Jesus. Leanne really did turn into a famewhore with that Eddie hookup.

Char said...

That is a scene from Glee. That is Rachel, not Lea.

That wedding dress is hideous. I would be trying a LOT harder if one of my bridesmaids was as hot as Keira Knightly.

Michelle said...

I was thinking Marlo Thomas from "That Girl" for Lea Michelle.

Nic Cage looks (gasp) decent.

The bride and what can only be her sister are totally upstaged by Keira. She obviously had the dress altered and it looks so much better on her. Glad she's not my sister in law!

Merissa said...

Enty, that Kiera comment was nasty. I'm sure she's had offers - just look at her. Maybe she'd rather be a real wife than a beard/publicity whore/just bored wife who's not in love.

Maybe she's looking for someone who's morning breath is worth waking up to.