Friday, June 10, 2011

NY Post Blind Items

Which aging royal was recently totally transfixed by Jennifer Aniston's cleavage as she dined with Justin Theroux at the Sunset Tower Hotel's Tower Bar? He was sitting with a group at a nearby table and so obviously staring at Aniston's breasts that other diners worried he would spill his soup. Aniston, meanwhile, stayed totally focused on her date .

Which socially connected New York artist began his career as cocaine dealer for his high-flying pals? Even the vials of coke he provided were artfully offered with mini-spoons, but he gets very tetchy if anyone mentions the dusty old days now.

18 comments:

Lauren said...

I see Aniston's PR team recently called the NY Post...

Ida Blankenship said...

1) Uh...Philip?

2) I won't even pretend to have an idea.

pwner said...

Aniston does have nice ta-tas you have to admit.

Maja. With a J. said...

I'm going to go ahead and boldly guess Carl Gustaf XVI of Sweden. Lots of stories going around right now about his horndog ways *L*

mingreader said...

#2...Moby?

M said...

Prince Von Ahole?!

RocketQueen said...

lol Lauren!

Missjenny619 said...

M - I agree with you entirely! This can only be Prince Von A-Hole (Zsa Zsa's husband). No other royalty hangs out in Hollywood, in bars. Even though he is fake royalty.

Maja. With a J. said...

...but I suppose von Anhalt makes more sense...*LOL*

Pookie said...

wait...von asshat is an actual royal? *mind blown* ooooh, maja..point me in the direction of the hornball swedish royals...heee...we can never have to muany of those. albert got old and boring and no one gives a crap about him anymore.

Maja. With a J. said...

@ Pookie: Here

tipsytess13 said...

how about Tyler Shields for #2, he's bff with crackhead LiLo.. makes sense.. although I hear he's straightedge. Doubtful if he's spending time with the crackhead queen LL.

Pookie said...

thx, Maja! *off to read about the ho king*

lunaire said...

Terry Richardson for number 2? I don't know whether he is based in NY or LA, but he just looks sleezy. Although I do like all his camera-shoots with naked models.

Sherry said...

@ Lunaire -Lot of weird stuff is said about Terry Richardson. I wonder what is true..I cannot find anything except blogs and rumor and inuendo. But where there is smoke one cannot help but think there must be fire.

MCH said...

I can't say I blame the aging royal. I was watching "Just Go With It" earlier & was way more transfixed with her body than Brooklyn Decker's.

Jen said...

The coke dealing artist: Julian Schnabel or Ross Bleckner

cowbulls said...

I wonder how this guy missed out of the Aniston train. He just needs to convince her he can help her career and he can round the bases and even get to 5th base.