Friday, August 26, 2011

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 & #3- This actress is on television and movies and has an easy name, but you would be hard pressed to place her or to come up with the names of any of her projects. She is in plenty of projects which include many kinds of media. Anyway, she was recently given a party in her honor. I know, like a real one, not some guys in a frat house saying, whoo hoo, lets watch videos of so and so and put her posters up on the wall while we sacrifice beer bottles in her honor. Anyway, when the organizers tried to get people to attend, for the most part everyone said no. Lots of creative excuses, but lots of no's. Organizers were completely baffled. This is an actress who has worked with a lot of people, how come no one says yes? Well, when they dug a little deeper, they discovered that this A- list movie actress spread the word that no one was to have anything to do with the other actress who we can call No Friends. The reason? No Friends has been a regular long-time (going back a couple of years) sex buddy of the A- list actress' significant other who is a pains me to say A- list movie and television actor. In fact, No Friends might be the cause of the recent rift between the couple.


#4 - This B list comedienne who has been in television and movies recently went off on a rant about Scientology in front of a group of people, not realizing that two belonged to the organization. When they started to challenge her on something, the comedienne had a light go off and asked if they were involved with it. They said yes and she told them to run for their lives and then walked away.

54 comments:

califblondy said...

Didn't Katie Holmes just win something?

That's all I got...

Patty said...

2&3 - Demi and Ashton?

4 - Rosanne Barr? I can see her going off on a rant.

pomme said...

1/2/3: A- list movie/TV actor: Ashton Kutcher
A- list actress: Demi Moore
No Friend: ?

4: Katie Holmes?

Vicki Cupper said...

#4 Melissa McCarthy. Don't know why; just popped in my head.

Ida Blankenship said...

NO idea for the actress, honestly. The first person to come to mind was Diora Baird -- a GREAT name, gorgeous body/face, and she's been all over the place lately. I just saw a L&O repeat with her, and I just heard her on a podcast, too.

Either way, I would be willing to bet that Demi and Ashton are the A-list couple.

No idea for the last one, but if it's Kathy Griffin (who SHOULD be an A-lister), it only makes me love her more.

B. Profane said...

#1 ???

#2 Cameron Diaz

#3 Justin Timberlake ("pains me to say" = he's now A- in films/TV)

#4 Janeane Garofelo

B626 said...

2 & 3 Demi and Kutchbag don't know #1

CB said...

#1 - January Jones
#2 - Demi Moore
#3 - Ashton Kutcher
#4 - ???? I think Kathy would be A, wouldn't she?

Daveb said...

I don't know it fits together but I assume "Friends" is either the TV series, and none of the women fit, or the movie Friends With Benefits which features Justin Timberlake (who I could see having sex buddies). However who is his girlfriend? I can see Cameron Diaz as A list movie star, but theoretically she's dating history, and Jessica Biel, theoretically dumped, isn't A list?

Pelham123 said...

1. Lisa Kelly
2. Ashton Kutcher
3. Demi Moore
4. Chelsea Handler

parissucksliterally said...

nO NO NO NO NO . I cannot ever think of Ashton Kutcher as A-list anything. Oh wait, he is an A-list DOUCHEBAG.

Patty said...

I like the January Jones guess. She used to date Ashton back in the day.

Jen Peterson said...

What about Amy Smart for #1 (with the Demi/Ashton #2 & 3)? She did both Robot Chicken and Butterfly Effect with Ashton. She has done TV & movies and has an easy name to remember.

mikey said...

#4 has got to be Chelsea Handler. I could totally picture her doing that.

I'll go with the Demi/Ashton guess, but I don't really care about either of them

If January Jones is #1 could Ashton be the daddy?

Ida Blankenship said...

"...you would be hard pressed to place her or to come up with the names of any of her projects. She is in plenty of projects which include many kinds of media."

Yeah, but the thing about the January guess is that EVERYONE associates her with Mad Men, and she's only done a handful of movies.

Besides, she dated Ashton FOREVER ago -- looooooong before he met Demi -- and J. has talked shit about what a tool he is in interviews.

I just don't think it's her.

RenoBlondee said...

2 and 3 definetly Demi and Ashton. I got nothing on the rest.

B. Profane said...

#2 & #3 Replacing Sheen could arguably make Kutchbag A- but Demi hasn't headlined a successful film in donkeys years, no way it's her.

#4 Could also be Sarah Silverman. Chelsea Handler hasn't had any film roles worth mentioning.

Ida Blankenship said...

@Jen P -- Amy Smart is an AWESOME guess. I can roll with that one.

Trey said...

Amy Smart was in a movie called "Just Friends" so that is a good guess. How would she have gotten hooked up with Ashton Kutcher though? And the people she's worked with, like JJ Abrahams and the Felicity cast, would they really care what Demi said?

B. Profane said...

Why is #4 even a BI? Saying that clam-scam sucks is hardly scandalous.

LorrieAnn said...

J-lo, jada and will ?

BigMama said...

1. Amy Smart
2. Kevin Bacon
3. Kyra Sedwick

4. Chelsey Handler

Jessica said...

Agree with J-lo, Jada, and Will.

B. Profane said...

Isn't the rumor about Bacon that he's hitting the sauce, not hooking up on the side? Interesting guess though.

mikey said...

You're right Ida. I'm grasping at straws on the baby daddy. They could have reconciled for a nano second!

Anyone being evacuated?

BigMama said...

Darn it, says A list MOVIE actress. And while Kyra is A list (in my opinion) and has done alot of movies, I don't think those two terms would be used together to describe her

amazonblue said...

1) for some reason I thought of Parker Posey, but I know nothing of her personal life.

CB said...

Oh, I hope it isn't Parker Posey. I love her!

Unknown said...

Hm, don't know about the rest of the them, but what about Courtney Cox and David Arquette for #2 and #3. No Friends? I don't know if David is A- though...

Unknown said...

Although I would call Courtney a "movie actress." Scratch that one, maybe.

Maja. With a J. said...

I thought of that actress America something for #1. Not Ferrara, the other one *L* she does stunt work and web series and stuff. I know enty knows her though so perhaps he wouldn't write a blind about her...*L*

Lelaina Pierce said...

#4 has got to be Kathy or Chelsea. Those are the only two I can imagine being bitchy or ballsy enough to say something like that.

#1, 2 & 3 made my head hurt.

RocketQueen said...

Definitely down with the Demi/Ashton guess. Although Demi hasn't been in anything big LATELY, I think she's pretty much A- for life based on past projects.

#4 - Kathy Griffin for something different.

pomme said...

I like Amy Smart for #1

cara said...

I'm confused by how this is written. Is the woman who has been in a bunch of stuff with the easy name the wife or the sex buddy?

Demi has been in stuff that people can name. I can name a ton of things, anyway.

Also, why wouldn't people attend a party for her just because her hubby cheated.

Color me confused.

Enty, hire a writer. The one you used to have.

Cecilia00 said...

#4 Kathy Griffin?
She's open about her dislike of the organization in her act...

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Cecilia00 said...

I took this as Woman & her S.O. are A- List

"No Friends" Sex buddy is the one with the easy name but not a lot of recognition.

I'll guess Brangelina for the couple (Even though I think they like it open, maybe Angelina just doesn't like Brad with this particular one) but no idea for the sex buddy/No Friends

Cecilia00 said...

And here is Kathy Griffin video on Scientology: (contains some language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK1Bk4osAk8

allisonwonderland said...

Emmy Rossum for #1? She always seems to pop up everywhere and I can never understand why.

Crystalrope said...

The A- actor and actress are defined as "significant other[s]." What's the latest on whether Ashton and Demi are legally married?

Mooshki said...

You guys really think Amy Smart is that obscure? Really?

callywally said...

i immediately thought of olivia munn for #1. no clue on the couple though.

nunaurbiz said...

Janeane Garafalo for #4, definitely!

cincinnatikate said...

...I am stumped on the phrase "actress on TV and in movies and in all kinds of media"

... to me that means: writing, music, journalism, film, television, radio, twitter, FB....

chopchop said...

I like January Jones for #1. Easy name to remember due to the alliteration, party recently thrown for her could be her baby shower? Maybe Demi suspects Ashton cheated with her and could be the baby daddy, not that he is but that she suspects? And Enty would definitely be pained to call Ashton A list, but he most likely is esp after getting Sheen's 2.5 Men role.

nikita said...

#1 Olivia Munn
#2 Justin Timberlake
#3 Jessica Biel

Olivia has many projects in multi-media (Jon Stewart, Maxim Hot 100, movies that I can't recall :)

Justin and Jessica suffered a recent rift, it pains EVERYBODY that Justin is also an 'actor' in addition to a talented musical artist...

Mango said...

#1 - No idea who this unfortunate actress is

#2 & #3 - Demi & that prize Ashton

4 - Kathy Griffin

GrowFarmington said...

January Jones is the face of Vuitton (I think) there are pics of her ads over at tomandlorenzo.com

Beth said...

I don't think Janeane Garofalo is #4. She has been involved Scientology's efforts to help 9/11 clean-up workers. I doubt she believes in the "religion," but she has been involved in their charities.

I think Roseanne is a good guess, but I would imagine she would engage the Scientologists in an argument. Also, I don't know that she's B list. I'll go with Kathy G. I can imagine her walking away from them.

trouble bubble said...

I don't think Demi is A- list. Oh, come on! Kate Winslet is B and Demi is A? Really? Demi has not been in anything worth since Charlie's Angels. She is not "selling" tickets of the movies she is in. I

Jamee said...

I agree this could be Amy Smart. I googled "Amy Smart" and "party" and a birthday party was thrown for her in April at Chateau in Vegas...

And I agree with Ida about January Jones. EVERYONE knows that she's in Mad Men, so she's out.

Anna said...

If #1 weren't described as an actress, I would guess Britney Spears. At the MTV VMA show, none of the stars who came up with her back in the day from Mouseketeers on to their fame as teens were there to speak of her or introduce her.

Loserly said...

1,2,3
Alice Eve
Jada & Will Smith
Alice Eve is in Men in Black 3

http://www.maxim.com/amg/humor/stupid-fun/87992/party-time-alice-eve-celebrates-her-april-cover.html

4 chelsea Handler