Monday, August 22, 2011

NY Post Blind Items

Which hunky A-list superstar is emitting a foul body odor on the set of his latest film? The crew tears up when he walks on set because he showers so infrequently ... Which soap opera star is using growth hormones and other supplements that are turning him a weird shade of yellow? .

Which crooner is such a sap that he begs people to spend time with him? He’s often at the gym working out alone or at home writing even more mawkish lyrics .

Which hip-hop star is spending his time sitting at a corner table at nightclubs to see how the youth are responding to his music because he’s scared he is getting old and out of touch?

31 comments:

Earaik said...

I'm thinking R-pats..not sure for the soap opera guy..Michael Buble and Jay-Z or kanye.

Lindsey said...

John Mayer for the 3rd.

Anonymous said...

brad pitt
?
?
will i am

wineaux said...

a...
b...
c...buble or robin thicke
d...eminiem

crila16 said...

A-list super star. I know it's either Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp. Brad had at one point been known not to shower and was very smelly...and ironically Johnny worked on the Tourist with Brad's girlfriend Angie. Apparently Angie complained the whole time about Johnny's hygiene...so I'm assuming Angie got Brad to finally take a shower if she's against B.O.(She did have 3 kids with him afterall) It must be Johnny.

kathy said...

I don't get all this no showering stuff. These people must possess super-deluxe bathing facilities that any normal person would be happy to spend the better part of a day in.

mikey said...

Totally agree kathy. Are they afraid of a little soap and water? Also, why doesn't someone just speak up and tell them to shower? My take on this is it is not just a late in the day odor, it's bad from the moment they arrive.

J. Fletcher said...

I heard from a much older co-star of Leo DiCaprio's years ago that he didn't shower and smelled bad.

Momster said...

Gotta agree with Kathy. A ten minute shower, deodorant and a tooth brushing would do wonders for these guys. Is it so hard?

RocketQueen said...

1 - Matthew McConaughey - he always looks ripe to me
2 - ?
3 - John Mayer
4 - not Eminem...maybe Dre?

The Attached Parent said...

1. Is def Johnny Depp, I remember hearing that somewhere

2. not sure

3. pdiddy

ms snarky said...

#4 - I don't know if I would count Eminem out on this one, he is pretty insecure and neurotic about wanting people to recognize his talent.

RocketQueen said...

@ms snarky-seriously!? I couldn't disagree more on Eminem. Dude is fabulously talented and everyone knows it; I don't think he has thing to worry about.

Tempestuous Grape said...

#1 is me except I'm not a hunky A-List superstar. I'm just a broad that eats raw garlic like it's going out of style.

Anonymous said...

OMG!! how can these people not be embarrassed that they stink???

Robert said...

I know #3 isn't Eminem...he just made 3.3 million performing two nights at the V festival last weekend. Sweet!

Texshan said...

RQ, it's not McConaughey. I've been around him before, and he's always smelled good. Not cologne or aftershave good, though. More like a guy who showered with regular soap and water and then went outside and worked up a little sweat.

La Becquee said...

#1 sounds like Brad Pitt (nothing new here)
#2 No idea
#3 Mayer (?)
#4 sounds like jay z (frequents club visitor, used to own such business and is looking to start another one; also in his 40's, has been singing how he wants to stay "forever young")

Dijea said...

#1 is so Matthew McConaughey

Anotheramy said...

Some of the people rumored to not shower do so for organic reasons. They dont like wasting water and want their natural oils to be allowed to protect their skin and hair. One of their secrets to staying young looking.
Brad Pitt is environment conscious and does look dirty lately, but does anyone see AJ putting up with that?
Sean Penn is just all around gross, is he filming anything?

Texshan said...

Anotheramy, I'm sorry, but we live in a society. Not showering for "organic" reasons is just unacceptable. Having your natural oils sit on your skin and hair for more than a couple of days isn't healthy. Dirt and oil will clog your follicles and pores, causing breakouts and, if left long enough, serious breakdowns of the skin. Washing with soap and water regularly is what's healthy, not stewing in your filth.
Dijea, McC is not #1.

trashtalker said...

Whenever my BF or I haven't had a shower, we inevitably discuss the "dirty, stinky, smelly Brad Pitt versus a freshly scrubbed Todd Barry" conundrum:
http://comedians.jokes.com/todd-barry/videos/todd-barry---brad-pitt-smells (Forward to 0:44.)

Sis Cesspool said...

You're kidding, right Anotheramy? These people fly around in private jets and to offset all that is to not shower? I'm told junkies don't shower.

Bit dams said...

i read an interview with a model, years ago, and she said that she sat in makeup for so long when she was working that she refused to do anything to herself when she wasn't. so maybe its the same for these people.

remember kim bassinger took her bats in that bottled water, evian or something. maybe just because they can??

cowbulls said...

I don’t understand these Hollywood characters. Some columnist named Ian Halperin reported that Jennifer Aniston has a major female sexual odor. Do these characters surround themselves with “yes men” so nobody tells them they stink?

bluebonnetmom said...

I like the Johnny Depp guess, he always looks "ripe" (love that Rocket Queen!) to me. Matty McC just likes to work out. Angie would not put up with a stinky Brad.

MadLyb said...

It's likely Johnny Depp because I don't think of RPatz as A-List, though he probably is. I'd still hit it even with a close pin on my nose.

MadLyb said...

@cowbulls - some women give off a strong "female" order because they have an abundance of phermones and I don't think this is considered a bad thing. Bardot was said to have a strong sexual odor as well, so Anniston's in good company.

misspoppypants said...

I was totally thinking John Mayer for the third, read reports of him feeling lonely and persecuted somewhere. Also, Ive read several interviews where both Matthew Mcconaughey (sp?) AND Robert Pattinson dont like to shower nor are rigorous with the dental hygeine, although unless Matthew has all implants he's got a killer smile. Im voting for R Patts since his soap phobia is well known

misspoppypants said...

We carry staph on our skin regularly. That is a medical fact. Most people can fight staph infections with their natural immune system responses but you are just asking for trouble by going green on your whole body. Hello ecoli yeast and bladder infections from swamp ass.

misspoppypants said...

Texshan, it TOTALLY could be McC. Look it up! He refuses to wear deoderant and says he likes the smell of his own body odor. Kate Hudson has told him he stinks. This is OLD news.

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