Friday, August 12, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Gorgeous, charming, curvy Carmelita Salami-Climber isn't a chick you'd normally feel sorry for. Jealousy is usually what one feels when watching Carmelita on the boob tube and reading about her in one of those endless fashion articles that are churned out about the babe.

But lately, Carm's very few close pals (she has thousands of acquaintances) are telling her to run from her man before...

They end up marrying!

See, Ms. Salami-Climber's buds are dead certain they've got this latest BF of Carm's pegged: That he's (a) more interested in the fame that comes from dating Carmelita than actually dating Carmelita, (b) definitely interested in the money that will be generated by continuing to be glued to Carmelita's side and (c) suspicious, sexually.

Uh, that last category is more of a hunch than anything specifically observed—but Carm's close GFs are a bit shocked at how anxious her guy is to join their regular gossip sessions.

I know straight men gossip and all, but, man, usually with each other, right, not other gals?

Regardless, the point is Salami-Climber's tight bunch is doing its damndest to talk Carm out of spending the rest of her life with her man—which is what she's telling them all she wants to do. And trust, Carmelita's well-meaning amigas are not holding back. They really don't think the dude's the one for her, and they're blasting this message to her as fiercely as they can.

But so far, Carmelita isn't having it. He is her prince, as far as she's concerned.

(Regardless if the prince might want another prince.)

And It Ain't: Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Cameron Diaz



30 comments:

luckylass said...

Ugh, I guess this is supposed to be Kim Kardashian. Really, is this all that surprising?

pandapig said...

I was thinking Sofia Vergara...

luckylass said...

Good one, but Ted eliminated Sofia Vergara in his previous blind vice for Salami: http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2011/01/blind-vice-who-wants-to-trade-sex-for.html

Xenia said...

Eva Longoria?

Ida Blankenship said...

Oh, this is supposed to be Kim. Totally.

I wish Ted C. and I were friends in real life so he could give ME an insane nickname!

Nosey said...

i thought eva longoria as well

Nosey said...

then again eva is not curvy so nevermind lol

Rita said...

This is Kim K. as per previous Carmelita blind.

However, isn't it sad that, if you believe what Enty had said, that Humphrey had signed away his life to the E! Network, and now they are leading readers and viewers in to believing that Humphrey is gay?

What are they planning? for the wedding not go off, or for better ratings, as maybe a former lover interrupts the nuptials?
Yuck.

bluebonnetmom said...

I think this is Kim K as well. So, a guy cannot be in touch with his feminine side and not be gay? I think that is a bit harsh with no proof other than he is trying to make friends with her BFF's.

Sian said...

Jessica Simpson?

Nonya said...

Can i throw Jenn Anniston into the mix? ? Things are moving fast and that guy seems like to like the limelight and snappy clothes way too much.

littlemanwhatnow said...

what about christina aguleria? sorry spelling!

M said...

I don't consider Jennifer Aniston curvy. I immediately thought of KK when I read this, and I've never seen her show(s). For me, it was the "her prince" comment in the blind and how they've been pushing the fairytale angle with the engagement and upcoming wedding.

Also, it says her friends don't want her to go through with it. I'm sure the family does (I'm looking at you Mama K)in one form or another (left at the alter for the best man?) to help continue their paychecks.

Amartel said...

Everybody is gay in Tedland.

wonderdiva said...

I also think it's Kim K., but I think the reason she's joining in her girlfriend's gossip sessions because it beats the inane prattle that constantly comes out of Kimmi's mouth.

wonderdiva said...

Oops, I meant HE is joining in her girlfriend's gossip sessions. Freudian slip, maybe!

evergrey said...

@rita..ooh! You could be onto something there. I just saw the other day on some gossip site that Reggie Bush was trying his best to get Kim K to reconsider!
Wonder if there actually might be some wedding day drama - hmm...

Rita said...

Evergrey - for the first time, it would make a Kardashian viewing interesting.

But poor Chris, I hope he gets paid handsomely for the trouble this will bring on.

Lisa (not original) said...

Jennifer Love-Hewitt?

Gin Royal said...

Isn't Chris paid scale?

parissucksliterally said...

I don't think it is Kim K. Kris H. is not her boyfriend, he is her fiance.

I think Kim K is doing this all for show. She loooooooooooooooooooved Reggie Bush, couldn't keep her hands off him. This guy she always has prissy poses, it's all about her desperation to get married.

Mooshki said...

I don't think Kim gives a crap if he's gay - this is all about the tv show. I hope this is true - he'd better be doing this for fame and $, because that's why she's doing it. Beats him getting his heart broken.

Me said...

first thought was jen a.
saw some show the other night doing a horoscope thing on hwe and the new guy. said they were perfect, blah-blah-blah. hope they play it back when this guy bolts

Kid Sis said...

Amartel, lol!

ecua said...

I think this is Eva Longoria.

anita_mark said...

I never guess at these but is Blake Lively a possibility?

ParkerNosey said...

The first person to pop in my head was J Hud and her less-than-famous-on-his-own fiance David Otunga. He seems like a good for nothing who cheats on her and has had gay rumors surrounding him since his time on I Love NY S2 but I haven't read the other blinds.

Maja. With a J. said...

anita_mark, I thought of Blake Lively as well.

Grace said...

Kelly Osbourne.

She's on the boob tube, on a fashion gossip show. She has many acquaintances due to her famous parents and many celebrity interviews. The previous blind said that she has been on the Hollywood scene for years, which Kelly most certainly has. And she definitely has "curves".

annabella9 said...

I wish there were a google translate for Ted C blinds. sigh....