Friday, September 30, 2011

Justin Theroux Wanted Angelina Jolie


In an interview with Star Magazine that was supposed to be all about the crazy amount of drugs that Justin Theroux has taken in his life, it somehow always has to end up coming back to Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. You just have to have some kind of drama. In the article, Keith Middlebrook, who was an actor in Iron Man 2 with Justin said that he and Justin became friends and that Justin told him about all the drugs he was using and pain killers and booze and was just a mess. He also said they would discuss their fantasy women and Justin's #1 choice was Angelina Jolie. I wonder if that subject ever comes up with Jen. Apparently shortly after the movie ended, Justin went and got sober and is in AA. It must be hard for him to be around pot smoking, tequila loving Jen then. Of course being with the queen of heroin would probably be worse.

41 comments:

EmEyeKay said...

If he's really sober, there's no way she's a big pothead. That never works out.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Fantasy and reality are very different things.

msgirl said...

Being a pothead wouldn't be a problem. I smoke it (for my MS) and my husband has no desire to even tho he did a huge amount in him 20s. But the drinking could be a problem if she does a lot. As much as I dislike her I don't think she has a problem and could easily cut back. And anyone in AA who stays strong doesn't have aproblem with being in social events that include alcohol.

lanasyogamama said...

I really think this guy is using her as a ticket to fame. Who knew him before this relationship?

Excuse said...

Really? Angelina Jolie over Jennifer Aniston? I can't imagine what planet you'd be living on.

lanasyogamama said...

and I'm already kind of annoyed by him, but I think he is a little bit hot.

Excuse said...

@lanasyogamma - anyone who religiously watches Parks and Recreation or watched Six Feet Under for starters.

Bnl1016 said...

I agree. I used to be a huge pothead back in the day. Now people can do it around me no problem and it doesn't entice me at all. Its personal. Some people can't handle it but others can handle it fine.

I know a guy that used to be a raging alcoholic. He's been sober for almost 14 years and lives in an apartment above a bar. He's lived there for 5 years. Sure he has the urge every now and then, like any addict would no matter where they live, but he's never wavered even a little. Every circumstance is different.

BigMama said...

I wonder if he really said all that. If so, he and Jen need to have a sit down.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I really liked him when he was in Six Feet Under for half a season, but the recent famewhoring has exposed him for the true d-bag he clearly is.

We should have seen this "Jolie is his fantasy woman" coming a mile away. It's predictable tabloid fodder.

RocketQueen said...

Lainey keeps insinuating that Jen likes coke, too...particularly when she's hanging out with Chelsea Handler. That might be a problem.

And I'm not a guy, but I would think MOST men would prefer Jolie over Aniston. Hell, I'm a woman and I think Jolie is fecking GORGEOUS. A little too skinny these days, but beautiful nonetheless.

Rita said...

I find Jolie scary. Can't look at her pictures for long. She's the kind of woman who knows how to go about controlling men. But I'm talking about someone I never personally met. Maybe she's really sweet in person, and doesn't have a mean bone in her body.

chopchop said...

Did Enty just reveal Heroin Mom??

lanasyogamama said...

@Excuse Oh! I guess I was wrong about his level of fame, but I still think he's riding her to the next level.

hotchacha said...

I think heroin mom was single.

__-__=__ said...

I forgot about him being with Brenda on Six Feet Under. Wow! I still think Jen needs to RUN! The whole boots and baggy jeans bodes ill for me.

msgirl said...

AJ is supposedly really nice, said by people who work with her, and there's never been a bad thing said about her.

And I am NOT in this stupid war of one vs the other.

selenakyle said...

Hubby finds Jolie weird-looking and not attractive at all. Funny, cuz I also do not find Brad Pitt all that attractive, either.

It takes all kinds in this world!

selenakyle said...

I thought Halle Berry was Heroin Mom...

Nellie said...

i much prefer justin to brad. i saw justin in that charlies angels movie, and that was it for me. i was sold. plus i just dont dig blondes guys.

i also prefer aniston to jolie. and so do most of the guys i know. aniston has an amazing body. jolie does not. at all. i dont even know how she is considered sexy. her pants hang on her like they hang on my 85 year old grandma. its really frightening.

Texshan said...

I'd had kind of a thing for Theroux ever since I saw him as The Cowboy in Romy & Michelle. His two scenes were hilarious. But this whole JA thing exposed him as a douche in my book. Now he's lost all of the hotness he once had.
I also find it interesting that Jennifer always morphs into the female version of whichever guy she happens to be dating at the time.

Nellie said...

and this is not an, oh i hate angelina thing, or oh i hate jen thing. i really dont give a shit. they are both super privileged, whatever happened happened ages ago and for the love of GOD- no one even KNOWS what all went down. i dont feel badly for either of them, and their milions...

bluebonnetmom said...

I will be DEAD and the tabs will still be digging up this AJ vs JA bullshit. Give it a freaking rest!

Bella said...

Queen of heroin ...inneresting.

Missy said...

Jennifer Aniston looks like a man. Angelina is a fucking goddess.

ms snarky said...

that's sort of old news about AJ and heroin, isn't it?

ms snarky said...

@Les....
what's up with the anger? We're all nice people here.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

"The queen of heroin" WOW! LOL!

Mooshki said...

Wow, Enty, that last sentence could get you in trouble! Nice balls, dude!

Woody Harrelson probably saved Owen Wilson's life by getting him on pot full time instead of the hard stuff.

Jeri said...

I think Keith got a big payday for saying that about Angelina.

lzahart said...

wow was that just an official confirm that AJ has a heroin prob?? Which I think anyone with eyes probably has suspected for some time... clearly functioning, but she has that heroin/opiate abuse look to her which unfortunately I recognize.

Rita said...

@Izahar - That's how I understand it as well! Does that mean she's a blind about a mother consuming heroine? I know Ted has a blind on her where she sees 2 doctors so she could get off the bad stuff when she has a movie to do. They prescribe her synthetics to ease her down.

Danielle said...

Anyone else notice she's been wearing hair up ALOT more than she used to? This is all. lol

RocketQueen said...

You guys, the heroin stuff is OLD news. She admitted to using it in the past. Ted has implied she now likes methadone, and one of the commenters here claims to 'know' she's addicted to Fentanyl patches. Who knows.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Wow. BOLD last sentence, Enty!

How hilarious that his #1 was AJ. But now he's with JA. Wasn't AJ always Brad's #1 person too?

Personally, I think JA is far more attractive than AJ, these days at least. AJ's face is still flawless but she is too skinny.

Me said...

i didn' know he was an actor. hought he was just a hanger-on-er....is he any goos.

Rose said...

He was on Alias too for a few episodes.

Angelina was pretty 10 years ago. Now you can see the wear & tear, drugs, anorexia, and injectables in her face.

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intrepid_hedgehog said...

everyone wanted jolie back then, i won't be surprised if men admit to have fantasized about her.

more than ten years ago, i myself had a Huge crush on ricky martin that lasted for some months. ick

Barton Fink said...

I don't think men are really attracted to Jolie. If they want a horse-faced drag queen with an eating disorder, can't they just get the real deal?

cowbulls said...

If you asked 1000 heterosexual males to pick a one night stand partner between Jolie and Aniston; Jolie would get over 80% of the votes. The amazing thing is Jolie is a total nut job but doesn’t seem to have been anywhere close to as slutty as Aniston. Aniston must be close to sexually worn out.
I’d rather have Cindy Crawford or one of several hundred other famous women than either one of them.