Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Today's Blind Items

#1 & #2 & #3- While this B- list actor, who has the acting ability of an F lister and the body of an A has been busy filming his latest movie, his celebrity wife has been spending her time doing meth and also bumped into her ex and her former boss who is just about an A list movie actor now. One thing led to another and they had some ex-sex while they watched her main claim to fame.

#4 - This married for now, permanent B list movie actress with a famous dad was at an event the other night and was being polite and making conversation with a man who was probably in his 80's. He also had a young 20 something on his arm. The man holds one of those vague European titles which no one understands. Anyway, our actress asked how long the couple had been together. The man said, "only a couple of weeks now. I would turn her in for you, but you need to get bigger t*ts." He then reached out for a grope before our actress got out of there as quickly as possible.

#5 - Strangest hookup ever. In this case hookup is just making out. I have no idea if it went further, but imagining it is a horror, so to go beyond would be a nightmare. This controversial female married A list reality star spent a good five minutes making out with this second fiddle reality star who thinks he is way better then he is.

37 comments:

Patty said...

#4 - Laura Dern. I think she was at the Elle awards thing the other night.

Momster said...

Have no frickin' idea but can't wait to see some guesses.

Green Wave Gal said...

#5 - Khloe and the Situation? Ick. Nast.

timebob said...

#1-Channing Tatum
#2- Jenna Dewan
#3- Justin Timberlake

Green Wave Gal said...

Oh wait...she's not really controversial.

Susan said...

1 and 2 made me think of Fergie and her hubs.

stephenk said...

1-channing tatum
2-jenna dewan
3-Justin Timberlake
Main claim to fame- Step Up

Lady J said...

1,2,3- Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan, Justin Timberlake

MacVixen said...

Justin Timberlake is Jenna Dewan's former boss?? I didn't think of Justin, but must say that Channing & Jenna were the first two that came to mind for me (based on the description of the actor mainly).

Layna Day said...

#1 Channing Tatum
#2 Jenna Dewan
#3 Justin Timberlake

#5 Kim K and The Situation

timebob said...

@MacVixen Jenna started out as a dancer when Justin was touring. She was also in the Cry Me A River video. They hooked up while he was touring.

Bnl1016 said...

#4 Gwenyth or Bryce Dallas Howard?

I know Gwennie's marriage is always under scrutiny, idk about Bryce's...

evergrey said...

I agree about the Channing, Jenna, Justin guess for 1,2,3.

How about Liv Tyler for #4?

I don't know why, but Janice Dickenson came to mind for #5 but is she married? I'll go check.

RenoBlondee said...

MacVixen, she was one of his dancers in the early 2000's when he was on tour.

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RocketQueen said...

These are juicy, Enty!

I like everyone's guess for 1-3 and kind of feel sorry for Channing if it's him. He seems like a sweet good ol' boy to me. But it's interesting - Dewan was in the photos here the other day, and I thought she looked rough and kind of mean. But how can Justin almost be A list?? As a singer maybe....

I love the Gwyneth guess for #4, but I think she's probably an A because of the Oscar?

For #5 I'm going to say one of the housewives (who cares which one - maybe a Jersey one? Or maybe that Bethenny person?) with the Situation. I watch Jersey Shore, and he is definitely nowhere near the most interesting of those guys on that show. He's really kind of a sociopathic jerk, actually.

Reese said...

Laura Dern is an excellent guess for #4, but the first name to pop into my mind was Jennifer Grey. She hasn't done anything in ages, but she was my first thought.

SusanB said...

@Green wave gal - when I read your guess I threw up in my mouth a little. I think it definitely meets the definition of horror!

MontanaMarriott said...

4. Mira Sorvino?

maggiemei said...

How about Jennifer Aniston for #4?

Beth said...

I think we got the guesses for 1-3 and Kim K for 5, but I disagree with Laura Dern for 4. She's in a new TV show with Luke Wilson that's been advertised a lot lately. That would have merited a mention.

Also, I think if the old fart is dumping the 20-something for her, this involves an younger woman. Gwyneth is A list, and Bryce Dallas Howard is very preggers, so I doubt it's one of them.

Beth said...

Laura Dern's mother is famous too. They were nominated for Oscars together.

Beth said...

4. Mira Sorvino -- She's older than I would have figured for this blind, but she's in the pics.

spacecowboy78 said...

Is Jenna Dewan a celebrity? More of a C list actress, no? What about Josh Duhmel, Fergie and Timberlake? She used to date JT about 12 years ago, and was a prior meth addict.

bluebonnetmom said...

I like the Jenna, Channing and JT guesses for # 1, 2 and 3. I like the Mira guess for # 4. I thought Laura was in the middle of a divorce/seperation right now. 5. I think a BH Housewife.

Jeri said...

Jenna worked for Justin when he & Britney split & thus got the honor of being his first public screw. (Is she a choriographer too? obviously I can't spell) I think she deserved better.

Jenna was good in that Playboy show that was just cancelled.

You guys are good at guessing. I'm pretty slow.

crila16 said...

I don't think winning an Oscar makes you an A list though. I think a person can also be an A list actor is they never won an Oscar. A person is considered A list if they can headline a movie and pull in millions of dollars on their name alone. Like Johnny Depp, Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock and Drew Barrymore. Someone who is a B/B+ (Jennifer Garner or Katherine Heigel) wouldn't be able to sell a movie on their name alone. As long as she/he had another B/B+ movie actor starring with them, they would be able to. I think Gwyn has dropped to a B. She's not a huge draw for a movie anymore.

GrowFarmington said...

I like Jenna Dewan (she was in pics yesterday looking rough) and Channing Tatum, for 1, didn't know about JT.

4) Gwennie.

5) ??

lollydarling said...

Channing Tatum was the lead in The Eagle, wasn't he? He was surprisingly good in that - a solid B/C, certainly not an F. Put it this way, he held his own against Jamie Bell. Anyone labelling him an F hasn't seen that film.

erin z. said...

5. nancy grace and rob k.?

YourNameHere said...

#5 Kim K and any of the Jersey Shore guys except for Paul. But I hate that Kim K is even considered A list ANYTHING but an A list famewhore.

heatherlynn said...

I don't think she is A list....at least I hope not.....but Heidi and the Situation?

Snowstorms said...

I think the NY Post has given us the answer for number 5 - looks like the marriage of Kim K and Kris H is on the rocks - so I am definitely thinking Kim and the Situation...

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/are_kim_kardashian_and_kris_humphries_zsEKtd5z16PAB1myBEibLO?utm_campaign=Post10&utm_source=Post10Alpha

The Bitch Next Door said...

Last one is TAYLOR ARMSTRONG from BevHills Housewives & Matt from that Dallas reality show.

The Bitch Next Door said...

Last one is TAYLOR ARMSTRONG from BevHills Housewives & Matt from that Dallas reality show.

jen said...

i like the josh duhmel, fergie, timberlake guess.

maria d'amoore said...

#5 if this is really Kim K then I rather think the guy is Pauly D since he not only made her a 40.000 $ wedding gift but also confessed his love for Kim via twitter.
But 'controversial' rather hints at Bethenny Frankel which would also be much more 'nightmarish' if you ask me.