Saturday, November 05, 2011

Justin Bieber Was Mariah Yeater's Second Choice


Apparently after Mariah Yeater could not convince her ex-boyfriend that he was the person who got her pregnant, Mariah then focused her eyes directly at Justin Bieber. Some very interesting things happened yesterday in this. First, Justin went on morning television and said he never met the woman and that he never goes backstage. Pretty lame, standard arguments. We also learned from Mariah's attorneys that they have some secret card they have not played yet that brings this all together. It is going to need to be more than just a torn concert ticket. I am going to need something much more rock solid. I think Mariah is faking but I so want this to be true. So very much. I want to see Justin have to go back and dig his way out of this hole. Radar says that Selena has already had enough and dumped Justin. Really? If she did, then she either thinks it could be true, knows it is true or that she knows Justin does go backstage and loves having 30 second sex. To top things off, it was discovered by TMZ that Mariah has a pending court case for assaulting her ex-boyfriend. It happened when she told him he was the father. He said no, so she hit him and was arrested.

22 comments:

Lauren said...

Yikes. This poor baby doesn't deserve any of this.

I wish people would think more.

Cheryl said...

A paternity test would settle all this BS once and for all but she probably has no idea who the father is.

The Black Cat said...

I kind of want this to be true too.
I read that Selena has not dumped him, that was just a rumour.

SusanB said...

@the black cat - I read that too. And isn't there a blind that Selena knows it's true becauase he said the same thing to her to get her into bed?

surfer said...

Regarding Mariah's attorneys saying they have something that can prove this — unless they have something along the lines of Monica Lewinsky's blue dress - an actual, um, sample, I think they're full of hot air.

EmEyeKay said...

If you were Justin, would you hit that?

The Black Cat said...

She was actually very pretty pre baby and without the piercings.

The Black Cat said...

I had to Google her after seeing that photo the other day with the plastic wrap on her face.

FS said...

While I think it is entirely true that Biebs is hooking up with concert groupies, I'm not buying this one's story. I saw her lawyers on TV yesterday and I just got a bad feeling. Something isn't adding up right.

The breakup rumor has been disputed by both camps late yesterday so, meh on that one.

Lelaina Pierce said...

This does not seem to be the most obvious choice for who Bieber would want to bang for the first time.

I still say she's lying but do the damn paternity test already, Bieby!

ardleigh said...

There should be a new tune to an old Willie Nelson favorite:

"Mamma's don't let your sons grow up to bang famewhores."


This chick looks hard and OLD. If she flew on an airplane she'd have to check the bags under her eyes as carry on luggage.

sussique said...

This chick is butt ugly. Biebs would go for far more hotness. He probably lost his virginity when he was old enough to get his first woody. I am putting my money on the story is fake. Put this little slut on Celebrity Rehab already. And Yeater too.

Me said...

im disturbed that the world is talking about and joking about a childs possible rape. under the law in CA, a 16 is a minor, and she was an adult.

its not right to joke about this.

why do so many of you hate this kid? i know nothng about him, my kids don't like him, but i've never read that he has done or said anything mean or disrespectful. he donates money, shows up on time as contracted to do. am i missing something?

lutefisk said...

I think the kid is gay. I could be wrong, but I don't think he is impregnating anyone.

The Black Cat said...

lutefisk, I always thought he was too, Selena a convenient beard for more attention. A baby would quieten anymore gay rumours that's for sure.

Robert said...

@ardleigh: Good one!
After reading all the other comments here, now I don't feel so bad that the first thing I thought when I saw that picture was, "Jesus, look at that skank! Justin Beiber hit THAT?" I'm sure the Beebs has much better-looking groupies than her.

Vicky said...

I don't know why people always think that celebrities only have sex with super attractive people. In fact it is often the other way around. It's not about the 'hotness", it's about power and control. The fact that they CAN. It's psychological. People like Beiber are really just looking for someone that they can get away with it with. Others who have done this: Hugh Grant, Arnold Swarchenegger, Charlie Sheen, and every rock star that has ever gone on tour.

Acid Rain said...

@ Vicky, I totally agree but can I add Tiger Woods to your list!

Vicky said...

@ Acid Rain- how did I miss that one! lol

sussique said...

Boober has his choice of 1,000's and thousand's of people. He ain't gunna bang this tree stump.

Tatyana said...

Blogger Me said...

"im disturbed that the world is talking about and joking about a childs possible rape. under the law in CA, a 16 is a minor, and she was an adult."

For starters, he was already entitled to have sex in Canada, so can we please stop calling this child rape?

Mooshki said...

Nope, Tatyana, we can't, because this took place in California, where it is indeed statutory rape. The fact that he's Canadian is irrelevant.