Friday, December 23, 2011

Man Robs Bank To Pay Bar Tab

John Robin Whittle sat down at a bar in Tampa Bay and ordered a beer. After a few sips he got up, walked over to a bank and robbed it. He then went back to the bar and finished his beer. Oh, and while he was finishing his beer, the police came inside and arrested him. I don't know if he did this because he had no money to pay for the beer or because he thought that this would give him a great alibi to say he was in a bar or what. It was a bar during the middle of the day. There were like four people inside. You don't think they are going to notice one of the four leaving and coming back? Do you know what kind of people hang out in bars during weekdays? Well, besides me. Generally they are people that do not have jobs and are more than willing to turn you in to the police for a chance at some reward money or getting let off the hook the next time they get busted for taking a pee outside because they don't want to wait for the three people in line at the bathroom.


JoElla said...


Hard to believe his master plan didn't work.


RJ said...

My husband and I go to bars in the middle of the day in the middle of the week. His work schedule usually gives him more weekdays off than weekend days, and I DETEST secondhand smoke (you can still smoke in bars in Tennessee). I love a mostly empty bar. We can sit at the bar in smokefree peace and quiet and nurse a couple of beers, maybe eat a burger or split a pizza. Although The Flying Saucers in Memphis and Nashville have gone smokefree so lately we have been able to go to those bars at night like normal people.

Sherry said...

I used to work in a downtown area where there was a bar by our office and the people who came in at say, 9AM were not usually the people getting on the graveyard shift. Don't get me wrong, I loves me some old man bars but not at 9AM. I'm sure RJ has much classier places with charm to choose from in Memphis/Nashville than where I live.

Daveb said...

This is different: usually we have to rob bars in order to pay banks!

Casey said...

That man looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

HighPriestess420 said...

@Casey AWww I love me some TPB.
Bubbles: Ricky, it's rabies, with a B, not "radies." And he doesn't have rabies. He's been eating weed for a fuckin' month! He's baked out of his goddamn mind, I can tell just the way he's standing there. He only did that to Trevor because he had that leopard-print jacket on. See, he's just a big, stoned, horny kitty with the munchies! Trevor was eating chips, too! (pets the mountain lion) Who's a good boy?

Fawn Neun said...

Makes perfect sense. It's Tampa, after all.


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