Monday, December 19, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

Are those supposed to breasts above all the Kardashians in their Christmas card?
You would think that after 30 years of partying her brains out on an almost nightly basis that Kate Moss would want to stay home some nights and just watch television.
Lucy Liu filming Southland.
LeAnn Rimes on another vacation. She sold these photos of herself. Stopped giving them away on Twitter.
Same with this one where she looks like she has not had a meal in a month.
Mariah Carey shopping in Aspen.
Marcia Cross and her twins after dance class.
I did not really think of Madonna as the big hat with the snowball on top kind of person.
Nick Lachey tries out to be the first male member of the Rockettes.

37 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

Well, the pro-ana girls have their new poster girl.

Ick.

skeeball said...

I don't know how I feel about Lucy Liu on Southland, it is one of my fave shows. I hope they didnt get rid of the blonde woman cop(can't remember her name)

feraltart said...

The Leanne Rimes photo reminds me of my girlfriend who has lost so much weight she is skinnier than she was in high school. Unfortunately I can't say anything because I am fat, and even though my concern is she has an eating disorder, it can be dismissed as my being jealous, even though I am the biggest out of all of my friends and have been my whole life. Don't know what to do. Advice would be appreciated.

weezy said...

I realize Mariah is a big girl, but I wish she'd stop that coy crouching/wiggling bent fingers pose. It's tired and silly on a woman her age. But at least she's wearing shoes she can walk in without a handler.

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Anonymous said...

I like tha brutha taking the snap of Nick Lachey. Really?

Rita said...

@feraltart - if I may. My sister was the same way. Got super skinny, and wanted/starved for attention all the time. And whomever said anything about her weight, was just jealous because she had become popular. I think the sickness is more about looking for attention and approval.

You can start by giving her a lot of compliments, and always say yes, you're very beautiful.

But then after a while, simply tried to lead to the fact that she was beautiful back then, and what is important that she be healthy.

Try to lead her into being a GOOD person. To leave aside those superficial feelings, and to be truly a very beautiful person.

But no matter what, if she persists, nothing can help her. She must face the music, and help herself. Sad to say in circumstances like these, but people grow apart, and find that they have nothing in common. Some work on maintaining a relationship, but it takes two to do so.

Good luck.

feraltart said...

Thanks Rita. I am trying not to comment on her weight, tell her how much I enjoy being around her etc. Hopefully it works.

Bitter Queen said...

Leanne Rimes' legs are scary thin. She doesn't even have anything resembling hips.

Rita said...

@feraltart - she's hungry for attention, her new weight has given her the CONFIDENCE for getting attention, it is not necessarily the new weight that is garnering her attention.

Be patient. Hope she makes the right decision, and works on being healthy before it becoming a life or death issue.

Best of Luck!

messystation said...

Feraltart:
I lost 40 lbs last year, and I now weigh 80 (I am 5 feet tall, so not that underweight.) Anyway, I WISH people would STFU about my weight. I mean, most of my friends are as overweight as I am under, and I think it would be rude to comment on their weight, yet everyone thinks they have a free pass to comment on mine. I have friends who I suspect think I have an eating disorder, but they don't bug me about it. They let me know in other ways that they support me and accept me no matter what. It's not as if you mentioning your specific concern is going to get her treatment anyway.
Also (regarding your jealousy comment), I don't think overweight people are jealous of me. I know I don't have a great body, I am just skinny. I am sure your motivations are pure.

figgy said...

Okay, I am going to be a bitch and say it: LeAnn Rimes is, um, not attractive. She used to be a butterface with a cute little figure, but now she's a butterface with a sickly looking body too. And she has really bad taste in men. Can't believe anyone would pay a cent for her pics.

Carrie L. said...

Figgy, you said exactly what I was thinking.

The best thing about the Kardashian photo is how people are arranged. Three on each side. Then two couples in the middle. And THEN there's Kim, awkwardly placed off center all by herself. She looks very out of place. That being said, did it really belong as the top picture, Enty?

Electric Warrior said...

LeAnn's head in that second shot are seriously what nightmares are made of. Wes Craven couldn't make anything more frightening.

selenakyle said...

Kardashians have yet another spooky, ooky Addams Family-looking group photo!

RJ said...

In that picture Kate Moss is so Patsy!! She needs an Edina bestie. I don't know who could keep up with her partying though.

Snakeoiler said...

They look like hot water bottles to me.

RJ said...

Maybe Lindsay Lohan could hang with her. She and Kate would make quite the pair. That might be a reality show that I would watch if it were on HBO so it could be uncensored.

parissucksliterally said...

LeAnn, no matter how skinny you get, you still have that fug face. How Eddie looks at her is beyond me.

The Kardashian photo is too funny. Nice Gisele legs they gave Kim. I am glad the covered half the youngest beast's face with her hair. That chick annoys me to no end. And Mason looks so posed- how did they do that? Photoshop?

Jessie said...

You can see Rimes' implant.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Kate Moss....living proof that we're stuck with Lindsay for years and years ahead...

RubyDust said...

What Jessie said. The first thing I noticed was Leanne's implant. She is fug and I can't believe anyone would pay for her pictures.

Sherry said...

Yes Leanne has an odd face. There, I said it too.

mooshki said...

"I don't know how I feel about Lucy Liu on Southland"

Ditto. Especially after hearing about what a witch she is in real life.

weezy, I watched the Cribs episode with Mariah's place, and it's clear her emotional development stopped at about age 8 or so. She is stuck playing the role of the little girl forever. With her being in an abusive relationship with Tommy Mottola, I wonder if she had a messed up childhood as well. Something isn't right there, but she's really lucky to have found a man who worships her. We should all be so lucky! :)

That is the first likeable picture of Madonna I've seen in decades.

Linnea said...

Really, Lucy Liu is not nice? Darn, I always liked her.

The Kardashian photo - I have SO many questions!

-Where is the other half of Khloes legs?

-Why does she and Lamar have those expressions on their faces?

-Why did they put Kims booty on Kourtney?

-Why is that kid floating in the air?

-Why is Khloe the same height as the mom?

So much photoshop went into that, they should have just done a painting instead.

Anonymous said...

If you're going to keep posting every nonsensical picture of the Kardashians, stop bitching about them.

mooshki said...

Anita, it's called snark, and some of us like it. :)

"Where is the other half of Khloe's legs?"

I had to blow it up to check - she has a satin strip running down the side of her pants, so the rest of her leg is on the other side of it, blending in to Lamar's pants. Well, the back leg at least. The front leg is photochopped to death along with the rest of the pic. They all have a "too cool for school" expressions. Way to spread the Christmas spirit.

Icecat said...

Ugh. That CARD!!!

Bit dams said...

leann and eddie remind me of the popular couple in high school that everyone hated. you know, the couple that were having sex and rubbing it in everyones face how HAPPY they were and how "amazing" thier lives were. "here we are by the pool!" "here we are having slurpys!" its old news now.

the kardshians pix is perfect for them i think. totally staged. very little connection between family members. pimp momma kris is dead center ("look at me!"). none of the couples are even looking in the same direction. all the men have their hands in their pockets, rather than showing ANY affection for their partners. nd the teen boy is barely in the pix at all (kind of like real life).

anyone think its odd that bruce jenner's kids aren't included in the pix, but kris's adult children are? wtf is that?

Susan said...

linnea - your burning questions are cracking my shit up. Love it!

I wonder how the recipients of that egotastic card feel upon opening the envelope. The fuck?!?

Love the Nick Lachey pic.

Love Marcia Clark with her girls schlepping to dance practice.

I saw that Mariah Carey Cribs, when she walked in slow mo on her treadmill in 10-inch platforms, talked in baby voice and showed off her insanity. That lady is cray cray. Great singer though!

Beth said...

The Kardashians Christmas card is the most preposterous card EVER!

Linnea, yes, yes, yes! WTF is going on there?

Me, there are old cards before they Kardashians became famous, and the Jenner kids were included, even the kids from Bruce's first marriage. I wonder if Kris banned them or if they simply came to their senses.

Robert said...

Hopefully, Bruce's kids opted out of this by themselves ("Thanks, but no thanks.") Way to spread the Christmas spirit, indeed--WTF does this have to do with Christmas?
LeAnn Rimes has always reminded me of Chim-Chim from Speed Racer.

mooshki said...

Yeah, 'cause Brody Jenner hates the spotlight so much.

Barton Fink said...

After seeing LeAnn and Brandi, I would caution Eddie Cibrian against ever being around a transexual methamphetamine-addicted street prostitute. His tastes seem to run for the manly face, the grotesque bony knees and protruding hipbones and gigantic wrinkled manhands -- all of which can be better delivered by a shemale tweaker. Plus, the shemale tweaker is bound to have a better personality and education than LeAnn or Brandi.

B626 said...

Yes those three tits in the back of the Kardashian card remind me of the freak at the bar on Mars in Total Recall, natch.

I LOATHE big hats with the snowball on top!

Bit dams said...

yes, lol, i suppose the people not included on the card are the ones who live a more typical life. christmas must be strange in this family. this group is like a cult.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Yeah, Linnea's questions cracked me up too! I kept wondering what kind of Photoshop filter they used to make the card so blue-ish.

I like a nice creative Christmas card, but they keep doing the same thing. At least change your shit up, Kardashians. My friends are more creative than you guys.

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