Today's Blind Items

A little something different today. Somewhere within Random Photos is today's blind item. There are a few teasers within them but only one is the real blind item. Who does it involve?

Random Photos Part Three

Top spot goes to Tracy Pollan and Michael J Fox because you never hear anything bad about either of them and it seems like they are always out busting their humps for Parkinsons.
I know I am going to hell, but even after reading the excerpts from Ashley Judd's book, I still don't like her.
Ashton Kutcher takes photos of...
Whenever I see ads for this version of Little Red Riding Hood, it reminds me of porn. Maybe it is the bright red in the ads. I don't know. Anyway, Amanda was in London promoting it with her co-stars
and photo newcomers, Max Irons and Shiloh Fernandez.
Big Audio Dynamite - Nottingham
Bela as a vampire and her wedding dress in the new illustrated Twilight. You know, to keep cashing in.
Photos from the last Beatles tour.

Bai Ling, new hair, new lips, wearing clothes, and her mom.
Courteney Cox back in Los Angeles after vacationing with her guy friend then her soon to be ex. No, Coco is not confused at all.
Alex Rodriguez explains why he is so good to Cameron Diaz. She just loves this guy.
The cast of Ceremony on the top of the Empire State Building.
Victoria Beckham and David Beckham after eating some Brazilian food. Victoria thought it was a Brazilian wax which is why she went.

Random Photos Part Two

Dylan McDermott's look is the male equivalent to that squinty eyed thing Jennifer Lopez always does.
Long time no see Eric Bana who was promoting his latest movie with
Keri Russell. Wait, she might have just been there. You know, for a good time.
Just in case you did not this is Gary Cole, he provides clues.
Gloria Estefan and a bunch of women who want to look like Katy Perry or Oompa Loompas.
What the world needs is a Weekend At Bernies 3. What is the deal with Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy both looking so damn young? That is Jennifer Finnigan with him.
I get the feeling that Jennifer Garner would actually love to play beer pong with you.
Actual exercise or photo op? I go with photo op.
Lindsay Lohan and the worst looking hair extensions this side of Britney Spears.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

LeAnn Rimes wants you to know she is not too skinny or unhealthy, so what does she do? Snaps photos of herself looking
really skinny. How does this help her cause?
She should have posted a photo like this one of NeNe. That would have helped. NeNe looks healthy.
Apparently 1 billion people is not enough to find someone other than Nicky Hilton to walk a runway in China.
The Princess eyes the free clothes.
Ron Livingston cleans his teeth with his tongue while Rosemarie DeWitt stands by unaware.
I have no desire to watch that Toni Braxton show. Anyone else? It just does not look interesting, plus it is so hard to find We Network.
On the other hand this threesome would probably make for an interesting show and I think Tamra Barney would actually think about doing it naked if it would get her more publicity.
A High School Musical reunion with Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, and
Zac Efron.

Sweet Potatoes?

If what Matthew Morrison says is true then I would have the most rocking body on the planet. So, I think what he says is wrong. Have you heard of losing weight and getting ripped abs by just eating sweet potatoes? I have to say that I eat a lot of sweet potatoes. Now granted, I eat mine with a bunch of butter and brown sugar, and yes, have been known to also put some marshmallows on top too. You know, those tiny ones that melt really good? Do you think this is why I don't have the ripped body? Was Matthew just eating these things plain? He also says that he only had to do it for a few days to look this good. Uh huh.

What Do You Think?

Yesterday I read about this woman who lives in Manhattan in a 90 square foot apartment and she is all joyous about it because she only pays $700 a month for a place in a neighborhood that usually runs around $3500. It kind of reminds me of the couple that bought a condo that was like 200 square feet and they claim they are thrilled even though they don't have a shower or kitchen. Is it all about location? 90 square feet is so small. Many walk in closets are like 60 to 70 square feet. Don't you think you would get tired of not being able to even turn around? I guess it would force you to really downsize your life, but you would think you get a better deal than $700 a month.

ABC/Disney Needs To Get Off Their High Horse

Hugh Hefner had one of his people Tweet that Karina Smirnoff is going to be nude in the May issue of Playboy. Supposedly the fact that Karina is going to be naked as the day she was born is causing the people over at ABC/Disney and Dancing With The Stars to think about firing Karina. WTF? That is such total crap. Yes, it is a family show, BUT they have had Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson on the show and paid them and the reason they are famous is because they got naked and had sex with an 80 year old man and were paid every month to do it. They have had Kim Kardashian on who got her fame from a sex tape for which she was paid and they had The Hoff on who continues to be famous only because he drinks like a fish and ends up in the hospital from it several times a year.

If they fire Karina they are just digging their own grave. I don't even like her and I would help her out with this. Total crap.

Kate Gosselin Sued By Marriage Counselor

Apparently Kate Gosselin decided that if you don't succeed, then there should be no fee. Either that or the marriage counselor she and Jon saw prior to the collapse of their marriage could not stop laughing at Kate's haircut. Kate racked up $10,000 in counseling fees in one month back in early 2009. Has it been that long since they split? Wow, time moves fast. How many hours of service is that to rack up $10,000? It could be that it was all for travel because the complaint says Kate wanted the doctor to travel to California, which the doctor did, but the doctor was never paid for travel. Did she go private? Umm, if the good doctor wants $10K for one plane ticket, I would not pay that either. The doctor thinks otherwise though and is suing Kate for the money.

A Biography Book

You would think that someone who was going to pen an autobiography would have actually read a book before. As has been the case with Snooki in the past, I am not so sure that Teen Mom Farrah has ever read a book but someone is paying her to write one. Check out this quote from her website.

"Farrah has been working hard on her first Biography Book, Her fans & viewers of her Hit MTV shows 16 & Pregnant and TEEN MOM will get all the insight and details they missed on TV and will Love the Most anticipated book of 2011. Keep looking for updates on her Book Tour!"

I don't know who wrote this, but it is worse than my writing and that is saying something. I love how she has to say it is a book. You know, because it could have been a Biography Cake or a Biography Pen. You never know where they can put one of those pesky biographies now. I have to agree that it is the most anticipated book of 2011. Pulitzer Prize winner for sure. I also look forward to the random capitalization throughout the book. I can actually summarize her life into a few sentences.

"I Grew Up and was Having a Normal life. I then got pregnant at 16 And MTV found me and started paying me a Buttload of money for getting pregnant. They Then paid me More money to appear on their show Teen Mom. People then started paying Me to be on calendars and to show up at parties. Oh, and my daughtEr Is great too."

The end.

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Making Up For Lost Time

Jake Gyllenhaal has always been known as a guy who dates one woman at a time, usually for a very long time. Since his break up with Reese Witherspoon though, Jake seems to be going through a phase where he is trying to prove to the world that he is a man, or just desperate to find a girlfriend. Since the Reese break up there have been I think four or five different women he has allegedly been dating. He definitely saw them all. Now there is a new one and it is Beverly Hills 90210 actress Jessica Lowndes. Last week the couple went out three different times. That is one thing about Jake, that he seems to follow with every one of these four or five women. He tries to cram as many dates as possible into the shortest amount of time. Maybe he is trying to find someone to marry so he can show Reese. I don't know.

LeBron's Mom Partying At 4am - Arrested

LeBron James' mom may or may not have slept with one of his former teammates, but one thing is for sure, she loves to get her party on. Last night was a Wednesday which for all of you I am sure is one big party night. Well, it would be if you did not have anything to do all day except party and live off your son's money. Gloria James was partying in Miami last night until around 430 in the morning when she decided to leave. Something must have been said, or maybe the parking guy did not give her the respect she felt like she deserved, like running to get her car or making sure it was waxed and shined. I say this because she was arrested for allegedly assaulting the parking guy. Seriously? How messed up is it that you have to assault a guy working the night shift at a hotel who makes his living parking cars.

Matt Lauer Leaving Today

As of now, Matt Lauer says he is planning on leaving Today next year when his current contract expires. Considering it does not expire until December 31, 2012, he sure is giving way more than his two week notice. It comes during the same week that Meredith Vieira is also bidding adieu to the program. It seems like Matt has been on the show forever. I mean that literally. He went from fresh faced youngster to a guy with a lot of gray hair. I have to say that it must suck getting up at 3am everyday. Yes, I know he gets paid a lot of money and does not have to drive himself to work every morning, but 3am is early and it is everyday. I would hate going to bed every night at 7pm. You must be constantly tired.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This very handsome British actor with a reputation with the ladies has a little problem with his equipment. One thing’s for sure, he can’t be accused of not using it often, just not in the way you’d think. He has prostatitis which among other things has him running to the bathroom so much his former costars thought he had a drug problem.

Today's Blind Items - The Celebrity Chef Returns

Honestly, this is getting as god as the Director's wife. This female celebrity chef who has been in this space multiple times and has been revealed has had some very interesting other encounters in her past. Apparently she kissed and told all to that singer she was with previously and he has been telling all to anyone who will listen. Recently he told some people that when Star Magazine called his publicist to tell him the story was going to break, our singer told our chef that it would do no good to deny anything happened because there was apparently some security video showing the two of them together. Our singer said he had not spoken to the chef in a few months which was too bad because she gave the best oral sex he had ever had. The person to whom our singer was relating this story said he had heard the same thing from another singer(former A list leader of a group who also had quite some success with female cast members of a former #1 show). He also added that this very much A list singer of a hit group which is beloved for spending 20 minutes singing one song also enjoyed the favors of our celebrity chef.

Yesterday's Blind Item

This model and C- list female celebrity is telling all her friends that despite appearances to the contrary, her ex boyfriend and current A list singer has no interest in women at all. She also says that he was always suggesting threesomes with other guys.

Random Photos Part Four

Torchwood in Cannes. Top spot for sure.
Amy Adams and her baby daddy at the Lakers game last night.
It is really hard to believe that Christie Brinkley is 57 years old.
Apparently Fergie was not feeling this outfit because
she switched to this one.
Dressed To Kilt from the front and
from the back.
Kellie Pickler was also there, but did not flash anything.

Random Photos Part Three

Duncan Jones and Jake G take in the sights of Rome.
The Goopster celebrates Moses' 4th birthday while
Chris Martin chooses to just text people.
I know I read this wrong. Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum produced a documentary about Rwanda. Huh? Really? Is this just so people think they are smart?
Jenelle from Teen Mom takes some time off from not working to go to the beach.
Kylie Minogue still attracts hordes of press.
Yeah, the innocent look would not have worked so well, two minutes earlier when they hid all the vodka bottles.
So, you have the Olsen twins who have always seemed to me to be unique. That is until you put them
next to Nicole Richie and Emma Roberts. Then, you realize everyone looks like an Olsen twin.