Random Photos Part Three

This is the first time anyone has seen Adele since her surgery. She looks good.
Ali Lohan has so little energy from not eating since March that she cannot even keep her eyes open.
Audrina Patridge meets some new friends.
I'm guessing maybe Cameron Diaz had a few drinks the night before this photo.
David Beckham and Elizabeth Hurley's boyfriend trade jerseys.
Freida Pinto looking gorgeous in Paris.
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler after dinner last night.
Glee meets Grease.
I love Method Man. Here he is with Jonah Hill and Ari Graynor at the premiere of their movie.

Random Photos Part Two

Gary Oldman's wife is a very good looking person.
So is Colin Firth. Gary sure can attract them.
So, what will Khloe Kardashian do if Lamar gets traded away from Los Angeles? Move with him or not?
Kim Kardashian emerges from her home.
The premiere of Sherlock Holmes brought out Noomi Rapace.
Robert Downey Jr. and his wife Susan showed off her baby bump.
Rachel McAdams was there.
So, was Amber Heard who looked great.
Guy Ritchie brought his bow tie and his girlfriend.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Three parts today.

Jennifer Lopez continues her South American tour for her new talent search show.
Megan Fox has not really been out and about so much lately. Here she is yesterday in LA.
An evening with the in-laws, Kate must be thrilled.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
When Sarah Jessica Parker emerges fro her house, her umbrella person is waiting. Does she have a tights person too? They might be color blind.
Tori teaches Stella how to shop.
This photo was removed from Italian Vogue's website because the photo was all over anorexia sites. What did they expect?
Willow Smith is replacing Santa.

The Black Friday Shopping List Guys Are Back

Last time it was a Target and this time the pranksters hit up a Wal-Mart.

A Second Date That Is Never Going To Happen

Lauren went on a date with a guy named Mike. One date. After the date, this e-mail is what he sent to her and which she posted online for the world to read. I also don't think he is going to get that sincere apology for leading him on either.


Hi Lauren,

I’m disappointed in you. I’m disappointed that I haven’t gotten a response to my voicemail and text messages.
FYI, I suggest that you keep in mind that emails sound more impersonal, harsher, and are easier to misinterpret than in-person or phone communication. After all, people can’t see someone’s body language or tone of voice in an email. I’m not trying to be harsh, patronizing, or insulting in this email. I’m honest and direct by nature, and I’m going to be that way in this email. By the way, I did a Google search, so that’s how I came across your email.
I assume that you no longer want to go out with me. (If you do want to go out with me, then you should let me know.) I suggest that you make a sincere apology to me for giving me mixed signals. I feel led on by you.
Things that happened during our date include, but are not limited to, the following:

- You played with your hair a lot. A woman playing with her hair is a common sign of flirtation. You can even do a Google search on it. When a woman plays with her hair, she is preening. I’ve never had a date where a woman played with her hair as much as you did. In addition, it didn’t look like you were playing with your hair out of nervousness.
- We had lots of eye contact during our date. On a per-minute basis, I’ve never had as much eye contact during a date as I did with you.
- You said, 'It was nice to meet you' at the end of our date. A woman could say this statement as a way to show that she isn’t interested in seeing a man again or she could mean what she said–that it was nice to meet you. The statement, by itself, is inconclusive.
- We had a nice conversation over dinner. I don’t think I’m being delusional in saying this statement.
In my opinion, leading someone on (i.e., giving mixed signals) is impolite and immature. It’s bad to do that.
Normally, I would not be asking for information if a woman and I don’t go out again after a first date. However, in our case, I’m curious because I think our date went well and that there is a lot of potential for a serious relationship. Of course, it’s difficult to predict what would happen, but I think there is a lot of potential for a serious relationship developing between us one day (or least there was before your non-response to my voicemail and text messages).
I think we should go out on a second date. In my opinion, our first date was good enough to lead to a second date.
Why am I writing you? Well, hopefully, we will go out again. Even if we don’t, I gain utility from expressing my thoughts to you. In addition, even if you don’t want to go out again, I would like to get feedback as to why you wouldn’t want to go again. Normally, I wouldn’t ask a woman for this type of feedback after a first date, but this is an exception given I think we have a lot of potential.
If you don’t want to go again, then apparently you didn’t think our first date was good enough to lead to a second date. Dating or a relationship is not a Hollywood movie. It’s good to keep that in mind. In general, I thought the date went well and was expecting that we would go out on a second date.
If you’re not interested in going out again, then I would have preferred if you hadn’t given those mixed signals. I feel led on. We have a number of things in common. I’ll name a few things: First, we’ve both very intelligent. Second, we both like classical music so much that we go to classical music performances by ourselves. In fact, the number one interest that I would want to have in common with a woman with whom I’m in a relationship is a liking of classical music. I wouldn’t be seriously involved with a woman if she didn’t like classical music. You said that you’re planning to go the NY Philharmonic more often in the future. As I said, I go to the NY Philharmonic often. You’re very busy. It would be very convenient for you to date me because we have the same interests. We already go to classical music performances by ourselves. If we go to classical music performances together, it wouldn’t take any significant additional time on your part.
According to the internet, you’re 33 or 32, so, at least from my point of view, we’re a good match in terms of age. I could name more things that we have in common, but I’ll stop here. I don’t understand why you apparently don’t want to go out with me again. We have numerous things in common. I assume that you find me physically attractive. If you didn’t find me physically attractive, then it would have been irrational for you to go out with me in the first place. After all, our first date was not a blind date.
You already knew what I looked like before our date. Perhaps, you’re unimpressed that I manage my family’s investments and my own investments. Perhaps, you don’t think I have a 'real' job. Well, I’ve done very well as an investment manager. I’ve made my parents several millions of dollars. That’s real money. That’s not monopoly money. In my opinion, if I make real money, it’s a real job. Donald Trump’s children work for his company. Do they have 'real' jobs? I think so. George Soros’ sons help manage their family investments. Do they have 'real' jobs? I think so.
In addition, I’m both a right-brain and left-brain man, given that I’m both an investment manager and a philosopher/writer. That’s a unique characteristic; most people aren’t like that. I’ve never been as disappointed and sad about having difficulty about getting a second date as I am with you. I’ve gone out with a lot of women in my life. (FYI, I’m not a serial dater. Sometimes, I’ve only gone out with a woman for one date.) People don’t grow on trees. I hope you appreciate the potential we have.
Am I sensitive person? Sure, I am. I think it’s better to be sensitive than to be insensitive. There are too many impolite, insensitive people in the world.
I suggest that we continue to go out and see what happens. Needless to say, I find you less appealing now (given that you haven’t returned my messages) than I did at our first date. However, I would be willing to go out with you again. I’m open minded and flexible and am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. I wish you would give me the benefit of the doubt too.
If you don’t want to go out again, in my opinion, you would be making a big mistake, perhaps one of the biggest mistakes in your life. If you don’t want to go out again, then you should have called to tell me so. Even sending a text message would have been better than nothing. In my opinion, not responding to my messages is impolite, immature, passive aggressive, and cowardly. I spent time, effort, and money meeting you for dinner. Getting back to me in response to my messages would have been a reasonable thing for you to do. In addition, you arrived about 30 minutes late for our date. I’m sure you wouldn’t like it if a man showed up thirty minutes late for a first date with you.
If you’re concerned that you will hurt my feelings by providing specific information about why you don’t want to go with me again, well, my feelings are already hurt. I’m sad and disappointed about this situation. If you give information, at least I can understand the situation better. I might even learn something that is beneficial.
If you don’t want to go out again, that I request that you call me and make a sincere apology for leading me on (i.e., giving me mixed signals). In my opinion, you shouldn’t act that way toward a man and then not go out with him again. It’s bad to play with your hair so much and make so much eye contact if you’re not interested in going out with me again. I have tried to write this email well, but it’s not perfect. Again, I’m not trying to be harsh, insulting, patronizing, etc. I’m disappointed, sad, etc.
I would like to talk to you on the phone. I hope you will call me back at xxx-xxx-xxxx (if it’s inconvenient for you to talk on the phone when you read this email, you can let me know via email that you are willing to talk on the phone and I’ll call you). If you get my voicemail, you can a leave a message and I can call you back. Even if you don’t want to go out again, I would appreciate it if you give me the courtesy of calling me and talking to me. Yes, you might say things that hurt me, but my feelings are already hurt.
Sending me an email response (instead of talking on the phone) would better than no response at all, but I think it would be better to talk on the phone. Email communication has too much potential for misinterpretation, etc.

Best, Mike

Brooke Mueller Has A Spokesperson

Umm, maybe Brooke Mueller should use some of the money she is spending on a spokesperson and instead spend it on some rehab or some counseling or getting a full-time babysitter for her kids. The fact that her spokesperson is the same as Lindsay Lohan's should speak volumes. He said that Brooke is going to fight the charges. No she isn't. She is going to take the first deal that comes across the table that keeps her out of jail. The problem for Brooke is that deal will also require her to stay out of trouble for several years. I would say that is really iffy at this point. I mean the woman was buying drugs on the streets of Hawaii. How long do you think she can stay out of trouble?

Today's Blind Items

How about a nice easy one? This reality show couple have always been unique. They have stayed together when countless others have tired and failed at the same game. Why did this one couple have so much luck and success when others have failed? They made millions in the process and to date no one else has been able to match their luck. The reason? Prior to their "meeting," they had already been dating for over a year.

Mythbusters Send Cannonball Through Minivan And Home

Have you ever wondered what kind of damage a cannonball can actually do? Well the crew from Mythbusters found out yesterday when their experiment went really wrong. The ball was fired from a cannon, hence cannonball and was supposed to land on a nearby hill. Well, it went over the hill and through the woods into grandmother's house but first also sliced its way through her minivan. Thankfully no one was hurt but production on the show has been stopped to allow for an investigation.

National Enquirer Blind Item

Which wacky “Real Housewife” has Bravo executives furious because she refuses to do any promotion for the popu­lar franchise? But the blonde reality star has nothing to worry about – fans love her crazy ways,

More Pregnancy Rumors For Kate Middleton

Last night Kate Middleton and Prince William went to a Gary Barlow concert. While photographers snapped away, Kate Middleton kept her clutch pressed against her stomach the entire time which of course is code for I am pregnant. If you are Nicole Kidman or Jennifer Aniston it is code for, "I want to be on a tabloid cover this week." Seriously. Watch one of them do it and watch how fast they get on a cover or at least some nice big headlines for the a couple of days.

Because Kate also wore a dress that did not cling to every inch of her body, it also suggests that she is pregnant because it kind of looks like she is. Who knows? I do know that it looks like Prince William is using Rogaine or something because his bald spot seems to be shrinking.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This ensemble cast from a popular television show have been getting along great with one another until the last few weeks. Right now, hardly anyone is speaking to one another unless absolutely required. The contention started when one of the stars accidentally read the email of one of his costars. The email contained notes sent in to an editor regarding a “Tell All” of the antics between the cast members. Once word got around that someone was sharing secrets, lines were drawn and people started choosing sides. Right now, directors and producers are scrambling for ways to get everyone to be civil enough to get through the season.

Rima Fakih Was Really Drunk And Apparently Still Drinking When Arrested

Former Miss USA, Rima Fakih should consider herself very lucky. When you read the arrest report from her drunk driving arrest this weekend, you realize how easily she could have killed not only herself and her passenger but also a bunch of other people. On a very crowded street she was clocked at 60 m.p.h. For those of you living in a metric world that is 100 k.p.h. She was weaving in and out of traffic and when police pulled her over they found an open bottle of champagne standing up on the floorboard right behind her seat. The arrest report says that Rima did not know it was open. Uh huh. Probably had just taken a swig of it when she got pulled over. She also told the police officer that she had not anything to drink all night despite the fact she blew a .20. Well over twice the legal limit. Oh, to top it all off the first words out of her mouth were "I'm Miss USA." Wow. Just think, Rima was actually the designated driver so the passenger must have been crazy drunk to think Rima was the sober one.

What About Jace?

So, last night even my vodka muddled brain realized that Jenelle Evans and her mother are probably not the best people to have surrounding Jenelle's son Jace. When Jenelle's mom threw Jenelle's clothes outside and kicked her out of the house, they began yelling and screaming at each other while dropping f bombs all over the place. They threatened and Jenelle even pushed her mother all while Jace was watching. Seriously? And this was just one scene captured on the premiere of Teen Mom. Can you imagine what it is like when they are not on their best behavior for the cameras? If this kid makes it out of this house without doing anything crazy it will shock me. What ever happened to maybe having your fight away from the child? How about not dropping so many f bombs? How about not shoving your mother right in front of your son?

A summary of the entire show in just a few lines.

Jenelle and her mother still hate each other and prove it every second. Chelsea is still an idiot, but wants to prove it again by getting back together with Adam. Leah spends all day at home alone and bored which is going to be her excuse for cheating. Kailyn continues to be the normal, doing everything she can single mom who will raise her child right but will never make as much promotional money as Jenelle and Leah because she is so normal.

Rosie O'Donnell's Engagement Story Gets More Crazy

I always have sucked at math, but this one does not even involve more than a couple of my stubby fingers so I should be able to do this without even setting down my drink. Rosie O'Donnell met her girlfriend in October. Even if you are generous and say they met on October 1st, that was two months and six days ago. This week when Rosie said she got engaged to her girlfriend already I thought it was fast, but hey, Rosie is a fall in love kind of person. No harm in trying to give it your all every time. Yesterday though, Rosie said that she and Michelle Rounds have been engaged for a "couple of months." Umm, so you got engaged a few days after you met? Yeah, this is not going to work out. I want it too, but Rosie just got out of a relationship, jumps right into this one and asks the woman to marry her within a few days. The only other conclusion to draw from all of this is that Rosie actually met Michelle earlier, like when she was still with her ex, but did not want people to think ill of her so went with this story instead.

From Michelle Williams To Lindsay Lohan - Someone Is Selling Lindsay's Diaries

Apparently someone close to Lindsay Lohan has bills to pay because in the new issue of Star they have excerpts from Lindsay's diaries. You know, if there are things in there that said I did an 8 ball of coke today, then I will believe it was a stranger who sold the diary. If it says things like, "“Today Heath died. I’m in love with him…. He was the love of my life. He taught me so much, and he was everything I’ve ever wanted and more. I want to hear him laugh and hold me. I crave his touch and care,” then I know it was sold by someone like Dina Lohan. Look, I have no doubt in my mind that Heath Ledger had sex with Lindsay Lohan. He also had sex with a whole bunch of other people. Was he friends with Lindsay? Sure. Was he going to marry her? Hell no. It kind of makes me sick that Heath Ledger is being used in some kind of media publicity wave for Lindsay this month. Oh and it is a wave. Don't forget that her Playboy issue is coming out this month. You know what that means? Interviews. What can a reporter ask Lindsay about other than her troubles? Wow, we can ask her about Heath Ledger and how they loved each other when he died. A tragic love story like Romeo & Juliet. I might physically be sick.

Every interview will be about the "two or three movies" she will release more about later. Her "drive to finish her community service," the Playboy shoot and how she "wanted to be like her hero Marilyn Monroe," and Heath. "Thanks Lindsay, and now here is Frank with tomorrow's weather forecast."

Terrence Howard Is A Wife Beater

I need to go back and check the blind items because in there somewhere is a Terrence Howard item and it does not make for a pretty picture. Michelle Ghent filed for divorce from Terrence nine months ago, but yesterday filed papers seeking a restraining order against the actor. He must be still doing something to her to have her run to court like that. Terrence says that she is doing it because she has items she wants to sell to a third party and that since he refused to pay, she did this.

Michelle says that barely one week into their marriage, Terrence started physically abusing her. That sounds like a great honeymoon doesn't it? She alleges that he punched her in the face and threatened to throw her over the balcony. For the entire time they were married he would slap her and threaten to kill her if she ever told anyone what he was doing to her or any of his other private business. My question is why on earth she would put up with that for a year. She should have bailed out of that during that first week.

Alec Baldwin Kicked Off Plane

Yesterday Alec Baldwin was kicked off an American Airlines flight for refusing to halt his Words With Friends game when flight attendants told him to turn off all electronic devices. Get this one. According to his rep, "Alec was asked to leave the flight for playing Words with Friends while parked the gate. He loves WWF so much that he was willing to leave a plane for it, but he has already boarded another AA flight." Seriously? Alec Tweeted he was ticked off at having to leave and he was also lying about being parked at the gate. According to another passenger who was on the flight seated close to Alec, he Tweeted, "On an AA flight at LAX. Alec Baldwin removed from the plane. We had to go back to the gate. Terrible that everyone had to wait." Guess they were not parked at the gate. I am sure you made another planeload of fans Alec.

Brandi Glanville Was Right About Kim Richards

Maybe Brandi Glanville did know what she was talking about earlier this season when she accused Kim Richards of using crystal meth in the bathroom. Apparently Kim Richards is in rehab not just for booze but also other substance abuse issues and we are not talking about prescription pills here. I'm sure she will say it is prescription pills or just booze or go with the famous follow up rehab visit just to stay clean, but that would not be true. How successful this will be is up in the air because she did not really go completely on her own but was pressured to go by producers at Bravo. Probably tired of trying to avoid those contact highs when they were around her. Speaking of contact highs, I was in a gas station last night and when I went in to pay there were five men in front of me who probably had spent a good portion of their day obviously smoking pot and probably in a confined space. Being with them in that tiny gas station pay area was like being hot boxed at Snoop's house. They sure did have a lot of Hostess they were buying though.

Random Photos Part Three

Daniel Craig shooting the new James Bond movie gets top spot.
This is Anne Heche trying to look sexy. It is also her tipsy look so you be the judge.
I believe this is the most clothing I have ever seen Adriana Lima wear.
Did Alia Shawkat burn her legs at some point? Is that why she is wearing those around her legs?
It's Brad's parents and everyone looks like they are going to a funeral.
The American Country Awards happened last night. Carrie Underwood was there.
The Band Perry.
Jordin Sparks continues to look amazing but why was she at a country awards show?
Kristin Chenoweth wanted to bend over because just showing a huge amount of cleavage was not enough. In the process she broke her ankle.
It would not be a country music party without some NASCAR. Here is Kyle Busch and his wife.

Random Photos Part Two

Ashton Kutcher gets a good look at Lea Michele's breasts at the New Years Eve premiere last night.
Then he gets a really good look followed
by another look and then
an embrace from Lea before
getting one last good look.
Also there and not staring at people's breasts were Katherine Heigl and Sofia Vergara.
Fergie got sandwiched by Ludacris and Josh Duhamel.
Mark Salling and Kevin McHale were there too.
Abigail Breslin who looks older by the day and
even Alyssa Milano.