Beyonce gave "birth" yesterday to a baby girl who is named Ivy Blue Carter. Apparently the number four is significant in the lives of Beyonce and Jay but they decided that calling a child Four Blue was pretty much forcing them into the profession of bingo calling. They also decided that naming a child IV Blue would be cute, but would end up being a lot like the Oneders. So, they threw on a y and named their kid after a creep crawly plant. Have you ever noticed how Jessica Simpson has gone from everyone wondering about a bump to watching it get larger and larger and larger and larger and larger and larger and larger and larger before our very eyes while Beyonce went from showing off a tiny bump on national television to a moving bump on national television to sticking her belly out once on a beach to try and get everyone to be quiet to never really having much of a bump to birth. Allegedly Beyonce gave birth via c-section so if she is up and running around in heels tomorrow that would probably be a sign that she did not give "birth."