Friday, April 06, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH D-list actor shocked a roomful of strangers when he announced he had to have his hemorrhoids surgically removed? The 30-something star, who’s more famous for his quickie marriage to a D-list TV actress and being the son of a Hollywood playboy, didn’t get the reaction he was looking for because no one recognized him!

11 comments:

me said...

Ashley Hamilton married to Shannon D from 90210???

FrenchGirl said...

ashley hamilton? son of george Hamilton and married with shannen doherty

Vicki Cupper said...

lol dumbass

car54 said...

I want to know what room full of strangers he announced it to.

Mango said...

What kind of reaction was he looking for?

Vicki Cupper said...

Maybe a round of "mazel tov!"?

CJ said...

lol @ Vicki

Awesome.

nolachickee said...

Why did no one recognize him and why surgically removed - were the rhoids on his face???

Sylvia said...

What an idiot LOL

auntliddy said...

What the hell kind of topic is that to bring up?! Idiot!

shakey said...

nolachickee - my aunt had that surgery, but in her 60s.

And who *would* announce something like that to strangers? Even if he was recognized, did he expect "oh you poor thing"?