Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

Hilary Duff shows off Luca's feet.
Ioan Gruffudd starred in his own fashion show yesterday. He wore six different outfits.
Jake Gyllenhaal does scenes from Magnolia for the Paul Newman children's charities. I kid. I kid.
Jessie James who is a country singer and not a porn star, despite the name, is engaged to Bronco's wide receiver Eric Decker.
James Marsden wants you to know he can do a triathlon in the morning and
chain smoke after.
Because what child ever wants to actually walk through a park. Much better to be carried.
Katherine Jenkins at a DWTS after party.
Lauren Conrad signs for fans, but did not see any
of these yet. She will.

60 comments:

Tam said...

I love baby feet!

izz said...

I also loves baby feet.

I know Katie carries Suri at lot but could be in this case she was afraid of the goose, they can vicious as i rather embarrassingly know from personal experience

Snowstorms said...

Ioan - the reason I watch Ringer...

Anonymous said...

I was about to say the same thing, izz. Geese are some mean mofos. Best to carry a child under those circumstances.

Vicki Cupper said...

And they're Canadian geese; they're extra douchey. Kinda surprised Katie wasn't forced to carry Tommy in a papoose on her back as well.

EmEyeKay said...

Count me in on the baby feet love! Mine had the cutest little tootsies (who's doesn't?). And then they get big. And I believe they're starting to smell. Ugh.

Don't understand Ioan's jacket.

James Marsden has never done anything for me until that photo in the biking shirt. Hel-LO.

Paps or no paps, geese or no geese, I'm getting tired of seeing Katie carrying that girl. Put her down. Can she walk herself?

Frufra said...

@EmEyeKay - my babies now have these ginormous feet that require ginormous shoes, that they leave out everywhere like boobie traps. I swear their goal is to kill me with their deadly shoe tripping hazards!

L said...

Not only are Canadian geese vicious, but they crap absolutely *everywhere.* As in, you can't find a poop-free place to put your foot down. I'd carry my kids too (and have done so in the past).

Texshan said...

I love animals. Love, love, love them. But I haaaaaaate geese, those uber-douchey assholes! When I was a little kid we lived in Alaska, and our school bus stop was right next to a pond where a bunch of those twatwaffles hung out. They would seriously chase and ATTACK us, every damn day, biting and pinching. Dicks. I hate 'em. So, while I normally roll my eyes at the constant Suri-carrying, if there were geese in the park I can totally see why she was carrying the kid.
There's no excuse for those booties, though.

discoflux said...

This will be the only time I have defended Suri being carried. Geese are assholes.

RenoBlondee said...

Jessie James the singer was on my local morning show several times last year and she was an absolute sweetheart. She was funny and very smart. Love her.

Yep, I'm tired of seeing Suri carted around too, geese or no geese. Christ, she's 6 years old and it's all. the. time. Not just paps and geese. ALL THE TIME people.

Sylvia said...

LOL@Texashan

msgirl said...

Re: baby feet, me too, love them.

EmEyeKay - the first time your kids get BO is quite the shock.

chopchop said...

For some reason, I'm just not buying the "aw shucks" sweetheart vibe from Katherine Jenkins. It could be the porn-star-style implants that push me over the edge.

califblondy said...

Ugh, Katie?! The booties are back? Too bad a goose didn't rip 'em to shreds! She's worn that pair of booties a jillion times and they're beyond fug. She really has some ugly legs, doesn't she?

Amanda M. said...

To everyone who thinks Katie carrying her child around is wrong....Give her a pass. We only see what's in front of the cameras.

There was a pic I saw awhile back which showed Katie, Suri and at least twenty photogs with lights flashing everywhere. It was chaos.

If there were a bunch of idiot paps following me and my kids everywhere, I'd probably carry my child too.

Frufra said...

I agree with Amanda M. I'd definitely scoop up my kids in that situation - it would feel very chaotic and unsafe to be papped, I'd think.

GrowFarmington said...

another one who thinks it's OK that Suri gets toted around. Especially on grass that is probably speckled with goose shit.

RenoBlondee said...

^Yes, but none of the other celebs with 5 and 6 year olds are ever papped carrying their kids around constantly. Look at Gwen and Gavin's boys. Look at any of them. I know it's none of our business when or how they carry their child, but I can roll my eyes at it all I want.

KLM said...

These comments are cracking me up. Seriously. I just love that pretty much everyone agrees that Canadian geese are douches.

When I was a kid, I went to visit my dad once. He took me to a pond and being an animal lover, I tried to feed a goose some of my cracker. It ended with a pack of geese chasing and hissing at me and me bawling. I hate to over-generalize, but Canadian geese are assholes.

In other news, I heard technically you are supposed to say Canada geese, not Canadian. I don't if it's true.

Frufra said...

Agreed, Reno. You can totally roll your eyes - I'm all about this site being for our entertainment, and it's super fun being snarky.

People get all bent out of shape when I snark as myself on Facebook, so I'm all sunshine and rainbows over there and save my sarcasm for you guys.

califblondy said...

The one time Katie and Tom let Suri free to walk amongst the regular folks she pitched a fit and tried to climb over the ice cream counter. Remember those pictures?

Probably less embarassing for Katie to just risk throwing her back out rather than another tantrum caught by the paps.

The Pitt-Jolie tribe usually walks on their own.

whocaresnow12 said...

You don't see Gwen carrying her kids because they are still being pushed around in a damn stroller

http://www.google.com/search?um=1&hl=en&tbo=d&biw=768&bih=928&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=gwen+stefani+zuma+2012&oq=gwen+stefani+zuma+2012&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=img.3...10534l13117l0l13712l5l5l0l4l0l0l206l206l2-1l1l0.frgbld.

Jules_345 said...

Awwww, love the baby feet. And my oldest wrestles in high school...there is nothing stinkier than a bag full of soaking wet workout clothes.

And I have enough reasons to dislike the robotron without hating on the fact that she carries suri.

Frufra said...

I had to throw my oldest out of the double stroller because he was so big he made it impossible to turn! He thought he was the King of the World in that thing! I just loved keeping him contained in there; was it bad parenting? Maybe, but I was doing my best to survive and keep most of my marbles while keeping track of two little boys.

He's a well adjusted teen now ( in as much as a teen can be well adjusted) and can in fact walk unassisted, so I figure no harm done.

Sakura said...

@KLM, AP style says it's Canada geese. So in news stories, that's what journalists are supposed to write. As far as if people actually SAY that, I have no clue. :)

auntliddy said...

Ioan- dont quit u r day job. Bad outfits!

auntliddy said...

Lol

Jessie said...

Geese are the worst.

More photos of Ioan Gruffud please.

surfer said...

As a Canadian, I have to step in and ask — aren't there American Geese?

Blah, blah, blah. Blame the Canadians. Cold front? Blame it on Canada. Poopy, angry geese? Canadian geese, of course. Am I forgetting anything else (Sue Ellen, Anita_Mark)?

I'm kidding people.

weezy said...

And why does Gruffudd have post-its all over his outfit?

L said...

LOL@ surfer. "Poopy, angry geese? Blame the Canadians!" I will repeat this often.

zef said...

Loving the geese hate on :)

Mother Campfire said...

Oh my. Twatwaffle is my new favorite word.

Thanks Texshan!!

Mooshki said...

I love how the Go Fug Yourself girls have turned "Gruffudd" into a verb in their Ringer recaps. As in: "He Gruffudded across the room." or "Ian Gruffudds to the police." Cracks me up every time!

Canada Geese are assholes. They pollute all the lakes here, and then people blame the dogs! Um, I think there's a whole hell of a lot more geese poop in the lakes than dog poop!

I don't give the Cruises any slack, because they f-ing parade Suri for pap attention because they know people are more interested in her than in Tom or "Kate." It's disgusting, and they are ruining that poor child. If they wanted to, they could keep her away from the public eye most of the time.

Gyllenhaal is a major douche. I hope the rumors are true and Austin has dumped his lying, cheating jackhole ass.

Anonymous said...

It's Canada geese. Just like it's hockey and not ice hockey. Only specify if it's not on ice.

And yeah, I'm an animal lover but I too hate those damn geese. There's so many near my work (seasonal, of couse) and you can't walk up the path because it's gross. And they're bullies to the ducks. I love ducks.

I don't mind the carrying of Suri. There are way more paps following Katie than anyone else, except for the Jolie-Pitts but there are more of them and you can always see the bodyguards in the photos.

ecua said...

WTF is Katie Holmes wearing on her feet??

Anonymous said...

There's a duck in the photo!!!!! They're already in the parks here. I love how they hang out in the park in pairs. I want to say they mate for life but I could be wrong (and I don't feel like googling it because I'll click on Images and look at the photos of baby ducks, then it'll lead to pandas and bunnies and then kittens).

ecua said...

I love the goose=asshole conversation! I do love to watch them chase people, though!

I also LOVE my kids' feet, though the 4 year old's can get a little ick sometimes!

How old are all of your kids? Mine are 4 and 1 1/2.

Jules_345 said...

Oh, I will have to check out the recaps on go fug yourself...I usually go to TWOP but some of the recappers there are a bit self-important.

@ecua...my boys are 16, 7, and 2.5 (we were a buit lame to wait so long between 1 and 2)

parissucksliterally said...

I agree califblodny, Katie has some very ugly legs.

What the hell does Lauren Conrad do to get a magazine cover?

Baby feet are so cute....and Hillary actually tweeted a pic of the baby. He is adorable!

Amanda M. said...

Roll those eyes love! I have several reasons to roll my eyes at those buffoons too : ) but carrying the kid just isn't one of them. I'm sure we could agree on several though, lol

Unknown said...

my mom's grandparents lived in the country and used geese as guard dogs... er... guard geese. They're totally mean.

That said, Tom and KatieBot suck as parents and KatieBot will probably be carting Suri around on her first date. No wonder her quads are so huge and muscle-y! Hey, maybe she'll have an affair with A-Rod and escape the GMD! We can only hope.

Hey, how come on the "Swimsuit Issue" blonde chick isn't wearing one? WTF is she wearing, that looks awful. Seriously, I've seen swimming caps on my grandmother that looked cuter. Can you imagine the panty line? *shudder*

Tia said...

Im Canadian, and we hate the damn Geese too soo....anyways Mooshki said EXACTLY what I was thinking - dont cut the damn Cruise's ANY slack, hate on Nicole Kidman all you want, but Conner and Bella were never paraded around like circus freaks when they were little. Forget paps- there are alot of sick people out there, give your kids some damn privacy!... Im looking at you too Jolie- Pitts cause last time some Hollywood star paraded kids around for press , Joan Crawford, it came back to bite her in the Ass! and as much as we would enjoy the read, these are children that are going to grow up all kinds of phuced up!

Amy in MI said...

Twatwaffle was Lex from Survivor's nickname...

And I'm on the dickhead Canadian Geese..they quack outside my window all the time. Asses

Denise said...

Plus they poop all over the place. Who wants to step in that sh*t?

Shoeaddict said...

I thought I'd read that Katie and Suri and her parents (?) were in Baton Rouge, LA? Ehhh, maybe not. It's definitely been waaaay too hot for jackets here.

GladysKravitz said...

LOL at Vicki Cupper.

My poor daughter is STILL afraid of geese, and she was chased through a park by one TWENTY YEARS ago, when she was four. She had some small crumb of bread in her hand and that goose was determined that my daughter would give it up or die defending the bread.

That said, the Cruises do not have any right to treat Suri like some kind of princess with feet that have been bound. And the only good thing in that photo is that Suri wasn't wearing heels. For once.

MissCrop609 said...

Does anyone know if Scientology requires you carry your child until he or she is 30? Just sayin'.

dia papaya said...

Baby feet adorable! I want to nibble on them!!! Delicious babies!!!!

James Marsden is dreamy and funny and dreamy (and then I saw the ciggy)...

GEESE!!! Argh! Last week I tried to cross a busy intersection overrun with the beasties. They refused to move. Gave me the side eye. Told me to fuck off before they finally moved.

PS - To my Canadian CDaN peeps.... Can we seek asylum in your great land if the crazy republicans win? Getting a bit scary down here.

Texshan said...

Glad I could give you a chuckle, Mother Campfire! I don't claim to have invented the word, though. I think I may have actually read it here on CDaN not long ago ...

Re: the geese, forgot to tell you all about how my grandparents came up from LA one fall to visit us in Juneau, and my grandmother decided to walk me to the bus stop (I was in kindergarten at the time). Those loud assholes were there at the pond, of course, just waiting to attack. One of the images I will never forget is of my tiny, white-haired granny, a preacher's wife with her own doctorate in theology, beating back geese with an umbrella while cursing a blue streak and being cheered on by 10 elementary kids. My mom told me years later that when she came back to the house, she bitched at my mom for letting me go through that nightmare every day. Good!

Surfer -- you forgot Canadian tuxedos, mullets, curling and Molson. Thanks a lot for those, too. And the damn Canadian coins people are always trying to pass along as change! I want real money, not ones with pictures of the queen on it! :-)

surfer said...

Texshan - since when are tuxedos & mullets a Canadian thing? This is news to me. Blame Billy Ray Cyrus for the popularity of that awful mullet.

And I couldn't agree more with you about the coins. They just announced in the federal budget last week that they are going to be phasing out the penny - apparently it costs 1.5 cents to make it. As for the queen, Canada is part of the Commonwealth, so that's why her picture is on all the money.

Love is the Movement said...

As a Canadian and usual goose hater, I feel obliged to bring up one lovable goose.

He wanders around the front lawn of my office building. He obviously has one unusable leg as it sticks out to one side. He just hops around on one leg - what a trooper! And he has three friends that stuck by him all winter. Gotta love that one!

AKM said...

Geese ARE assholes. We are swarmed with them at my university. And they think they own the place and they attack. And if you're caught defending yourself against them and the goose gets hurt, YOU get in BIG trouble with fines and possible jail time. I'm an animal lover and former vegan even, but come ON.

Texshan said...

Surfer, I was kidding about the mullets. And I was referring to the "Canadian tuxedo" -- a denim jacket with jeans. Add a hunting cap with ear flaps, and it's a stylin' night in Yellowknife!

I know Canada is part of the Commonwealth and that's why the queen is on the money, BTW.

Love is the Movement -- sweet story, but his friends are probably just waiting for him to die so they can eat him! Seriously, though, has anyone called a wildlife rescue place for him? They could fix his leg if it's broken.

E Gee Be said...

You guys are killing me with the gEese talk, I love anyone who calls an animal a douche or an asshole, thanks for the laughs today!

surfer said...

Texshan - I thought you were serious (I should have known better. Bows head).

Liz said...

James Marsden is THEEeee hottest man ever!!! He's not only crazy good-looking, but he's sexxxxy, charming AND funny. What a man!!

Lelaina Pierce said...

Umm, yeah, didn't we all agree that geese were a-holes back on the Man vs. Goose post? ;)

Ioan is quite handsome.

JayElle said...

Katie's going to have one hell of a time weaning Suri off being carried.

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