Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Kate Middleton Is Not Pregnant


In case you had not figured it out, Kate Middleton is not pregnant. US Weekly wants you to know that and are as adamant that she is not pregnant now as they were back in November when they said she was. Usually you only get the repeated pregnancy items every few months and don't get the not pregnant stories. They are not as much fun. The pregnant stories can be a few pages long because they can spend some time selling products and showing off possible baby items and talk about baby names and cravings and what have you, plus lots of photos showing a bump. The not pregnant stories are about a paragraph and are kind of worthless which is why I don't even know why they are bothering. I guess so when their story comes out again in two months saying she is pregnant they can say they are right.

17 comments:

selenakyle said...

Well, I love her and I love them together, and I wish them nothing but the best, ever.

OT----
I believe today is RDJ's birfday!

Mk has a hunky photo of him today. Yummers.

Seachica said...

I really hope somebody in the palace feeds her a sandwich. Before her wedding she looked athletic and healthy. Now she looks too thin and increasingly gaunt. She is hiding it well under her fully covering clothes, but you can see it in her hands and chest.

L'auteur said...

I bet she's too thin to get pregnant. And that she has developed an eating disorder. I love them as a couple, but she does not look healthy at this weight.

Anon853 said...

I would still do her.

Jennifer H. said...

I'd say she's the size of the average woman. (Intentional snark)

EleanorRigby said...

That poor girl... can you imagine the number of people speculating about her uterus?? Any sort of bloat, like a bad case of gas, and tabloids around the globe are reporting a pregnancy.

Patty said...

I think she is naturally thin and I'm not going to snark on her size. My daughter, who is about as tall as Kate, eats her share of junk and looks just as thin.

discoflux said...

Seriously, @EleanorRigby. If my uterine status were constantly under speculation, they'd think I was 4 months pregnant every 4 weeks.

And every time I go for the cheesburger and a pint special at my favorite pub.

And after I leave fogo de chao.

kltx said...

@Patty, the before and after pics on her prove she isn't "naturally this thin". she is abnormally holding her weight down. which could lead to an eating disorder.

hunter said...

Yeah she's too thin, I hope she fills back out - agreed she used to look quite nice with her more athletic physique.

Glad no one is speculating about my belly, that would be a lot of pressure!

Texshan said...

I agree, kltx. Kate is naturally slender, but not THIS slender. She lost weight with the Dukan diet before the wedding, and is keeping it off. Granted, the girl has a lot of pressure on her, but I don't think anyone would begrudge her a sandwich or ten.

My guess is, there is no way she will get pregnant until the end of the year, at the earliest. This is a very busy year for the royals. It's the queen's diamond jubilee (60 years as queen), and different members of the family are flying all over the world to mark it in current and former colonies. William and Kate will be visiting the Pacific islands (Malaysia, Singapore, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu) later this year - I doubt she would want to be pg for that. Plus, I imagine they will be very visible and busy during the Olympics this summer. So don't expect any royal baby news before the end of the year.

pilly said...

She won't get knocked up during Betty's Jubilee. It would detract attention from Betty. Besides she's on the pill

nolachickee said...

I hope that they treat her better than they did Diana. However weight was a major issue for Diana as well...

Lisa said...

Lainey keeps saying Kate won't get preggers 'til after the Olympics and I believe it. Everything she does is calculated, so she's not going to go ahead and get knocked up until it's convenient timing. Or when Harry fucks up and they need good press.

EmEyeKay said...

If I were Kate, I'd do the royal thing for at least a couple of years, make my presence known and let people get to know me, enjoy my new husband and marriage, and travel. THEN I'd breed the heir.

Me said...

i like them too. hopefully she doesn't get all stressed out like the princess from japan a few years back. remember when she had a breakdown over not gettng pregnant? i was sure she wa pregnant when she wouldn't eat that peanut dish.

Snakeoiler said...

Loud story contradicting a previous loud story? Story subject is British?

Sounds like a quiet settlement to me.

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